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My intelligence is something I take pride in using against you. Use proper grammer and proper words, or I will tell you I want to donkey punch you-in the back of the head.
I will never cease to amaze you in the fastly growing, discombobulating world of my brain.




"When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed."
-Marylin Manson

"A person wins only after failure, and I can't seem to find my perfect failure."
-Aaron Frost


"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
-Albert Einstein

"A person starts to live when he can live outside himself."
-Albert Einstein

"If one desires change, one must be that change before that changes can take place."
-Gita Bellin

"When life throws you a curveball, stay in the box and show everyone you can hit it."
-Aaron Frost

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference."
-Robert Frost

"Always fall in with what you're asked to accept. Take what is given, and make it over your way. My aim in life has always been to hold my own with whatever's going. Not against: with."
-Robert Frost

"Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper."
-Robert Frost

"Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it."
-Robert Frost

"I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way."
-Robert Frost

"It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married."
-Robert Frost


an extremely amazing poem, if you know who wrote it...PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me.

Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines
he wrote a poem
And he called it "Chops"
because that was the name of his dog
And that's what it was all about
And his teacher gave him an 'A'
and a gold star
And his mother hung it on the kitchen door
and read it to his aunts
That was when Father Tracy
took all the kids to the zoo
And he let them sing on the bus
And his little sister was born
with tiny toenails and no hair
And his mother and father kissed a lot
And the girl around the corner sent him a
Valentine signed with a row of X's
and he had to ask his father what the Xs meant
And his father always tucked him in in bed at night
And was always there to do it

Once on a piece of white paper with blue lines
he wrote a poem
And he called it "Autumn"
because that was the name of the season
And that's what if was all about
And his teacher gave him an 'A'
and asked him to write more clearly
And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
because of it's new paint
And the kids told him
that Father Tracy smoked cigars
And left butts on the pews
And sometimes they would burn holes
That was the year his sister got glasses
with thick lenses and black frames
And the girl around the corner laughed
when he asked her to go see Santa Claus
And the kids told him why
his mother and father kissed a lot
And hist father never tucked him in bed at night
And his father got mad
when he cried for him to do it.

Once on a paper torn from his notebook
he wrote a poem
And he called it "Innocence: A Question"
because that was the question about his girl
And that's what it was all about
And his professor gave him an 'A'
and a strange steady look
And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
because he never showed her
That was the year Father Tracy died
And he forgot how the end
of the Apostle's Creed went
And he caught his sister
making out on the back porch
And his mother and father never kissed
or even talked
And the girl around the corner
wore too much makeup
That made him cough when he kissed her
but he kissed her anyway
because that was the thing to do
And at three A. M. he tucked himself into bed
his father snoring soundly

That's why on the back of a brown paper bag
he tried another poem
And he called it "Absolutely Nothing"
Because that's what it was really all about
And he gave himself an 'A'
and a slash on each damned wrist
And he hung it on the bathroom door
because this time he didn't think
he could reach the kitchen.

-unknown