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Hello, my name is Shawn Liebert! I'm 20, and love to play Video Games. Add me as a friend! Chao!

1. Slept naked? yes
2. Taken a shower with someone? No
3. Kissed a member of the same sex? No
4. Driven a car? Yes
5. Stolen anything when you were young? Yes
6. Been in love? Yes
7. Been dumped? Yes
8. Stole money from a friend/family member? Yes
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? No
10. Been in a fist fight? No
11. Snuck out of your/someone’s house? Yes
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes
13. Been arrested? Yes
14. Hugged a stranger? I don't remember
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? No
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? Yes
17. Had a crush on your neighbor? No
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? No
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? No
20. Lost a friend? I don't think i have
21. Been on a plane? Yes
22. Been to an island? No
23. Slept in until 1? Yes
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? Yes
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes
26. Made a snow angel? Yes
27. Played dress up? Back in the day when i was a lil tyke yeah.
28. Cheated while playing a game? Yes
29. Been lonely? Many times
30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? No
32. Felt an earthquake? No
33. Touched a snake? Yes
34. Ran a red light? No
35. Been suspended from school? Yes
36. Had detention? Yes
37. Been in a car accident? No
38. Had a party in your house while ur parents were away? No
39. Used a fake id? No
40. Crawled through a window? Yes
41. Been lost? Kinda
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? Yeah, California
44. Cried yourself to sleep? Yes
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? No
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? No
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
50. Kissed in the rain? I want to
51. Sang in the shower? Yes
52. Made love in a park? Want to
53. Had a dream that you married someone? Yeah
54. Glued your hand to something? No
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? No
56. Ever gone to school naked? No
57. Been a cheerleader? Huh? I'm a guy!
58. Had more than ten boy/girl friends? No
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? No
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone?? Yeah
61. Played chicken? Once
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? No, it will never happen
64. Broken a bone? No, only fractured
65. Been easily amused? Yep
66. Laugh so hard you cry? Yeah
67. Mooned/flashed someone? No
68. Cheated on a test? No
69. Forgotten someone's name? Yes
71. Done something dumb while drunk? I dunno. i was too drunk to remember lol
73. Blacked out from drinking? Yes
74. Played a prank on someone? Yeah
75. Gone to a late night movie? No
76. Made love to anything not human? Eww
77. Failed a class? Yeah
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? Yes, a K'nex
79. Smoked pot? No
80. Stayed up all night? Yes
81. Celebrate the 4th of July? Yeah
82. Thrown strange objects? Strange? How strange?
83. Felt like killing someone? Yes
84. Thought about running away? Yes
86. Got a piercing? No
87. Cut your own hair? Yeah
89. Made a parent cry? Yeah
90. Cried over someone? Yeah
91. Kept somebody else's clothes you borrowed? No
92. Dated someone more than once? Yes
93. Had/Have a dog? Yes
94. Have an iPod? No
95. Smoked a cigarette? Yes
96. Been in a band? Want to
97. Drank 25 sodas in a day? Yes, and a back stomach ache came upon after.
98. Broken a CD? Yeah
99. Shot a gun? Yeah
100. Wanted someone but could never have them? Yes

A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page asap

(>' ')># I was going to give you this waffle.
#<(' '<) But then, I was like.
(>'#'<) "I'm hungry."
(>'-'<) So I ate it.
(>^-^<)

Son of a Bit...

Girl: "Forgive me father for i have sinned."
Preist: "what have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "because he touched my hand."
Priest: "like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Preist: "that's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "then he touched my breast."
Preist: "like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Preist: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "then he took off my clothes, father."
Preist: "like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "yes father."
Priest: "that's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Preist: "like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "that's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
REPOST IF YOU LAUGHED!!

I'd Do This For My Girl
* Every girl dreams that one day she will find a guy that does these things for her. Even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someone's life. Pay attention.
** give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in.
*** leave her cute text messages.
**** kiss her in front of your friends.
*****tell her she looks beautiful.
****** look into her eyes when you talk to her.
******* let her mess with your hair.
********just walk around with her.
********* FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES.
********** look at her like she's the only girl you see.
*********tickle her even when she says stop.
******** hold her hand when you're around your friends and in private.
******* let her fall asleep in your arms.
****** get her mad well i dont want that, then kiss her.
*****stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
**** tease her and let her tease you back.
*** stay up all night with her when she's sick.
**watch her favorite movie with her.
*kiss her forehead.
** Don't talk about other girls around her. If you love her, others shouldn't matter.
***when she's sad, hang out with her.
**** let her know she's important.
***** kiss her in the pouring rain.
****** when you fall in love with her, tell her.
******* and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved someone before.

Guys repost as: I'd do this for my girl.
Girls repost as: a perfect boyfriend.
If you don't repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love.
If you do repost this in four minutes the one you love will:
call you

19 ways to keep a girl

1. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING.

[She won't trust you if you do & it'll be awkward]

2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other.

[She always gets butterflies when you do it; it makes her feel like you want her]

3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.

[It makes her feel like you really love her.
]

4. Cuddle with her.

[She'll feel like your there for her]

5.
Hug her from behind
[It makes her feel special]

6. Write little notes.

[She smiles.
They're cute; The end]

7. Compliment her Honestly.

[No girl likes a liar and no girl likes a person who lies about it when you compliment her]

8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.

[It makes her feel wanted]

9. Be super sweet to her.
= )
[All girls like a super sweet guy]

10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.

[She'll go to bed with a smile]

11. Comfort her when she cries.

[She'll feel like you'll ALWAYS be there for her]

12.
Wipe away her tears
[It'll show you'll always be there]

13. Love her with all your heart.

[Not with your brain... or your ......]

14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it).

[It's true boys!]

15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her).

[Every girl loves a guy who is a gentleman]

16.
DON'T let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her
[& it'll make her feel like you aren't really there for her]

17.
Take her for a long walk at night!
[She just wants to be alone. & that's not always bad. The world can be annoying sometimes & you just need to be alone.
]

18.
When it's cold outside hold her close
[You want her to be happy & she's happy in your arms]

19.
Draw on or rub her back as she is tryin to rest or sleep
[This just feels good!] {not with a pen you idiot, with your finger}

Girls - repost this if you think it's sweet

Guys - repost this if you would do any of it

and make sure that when you do these things that it comes from the heart.

"80% of Americans say "I LOVE YOU". 20% actually mean it. If you honestly are in the 20%, paste this into your profile."

My AP Family:

RL Girlfriend:
Deanna (Butterfly Bones)

AP Brothers:
N/A

AP Sisters:
XFallenAngelofLoveX,
uglyfatemokid,
Midnight Cub,
Bella Muerte.