"My ideas are a curse.
They spring from a radical discontent
with the awful order of things.
I play clown. I play carpenter. I play nurse.
I play witch.
Source: Anne Sexton
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- I have 10653 comments, 44 contests
My Lists
- 01. Codswallop (A Yemassee's Dozen)
- 02. Tripe (A 2nd Yemassee's Dozen)
- 03. Humbug (A Final Yemassee's Dozen)
- 04. Balderdash (Fraudulent Fiction)
- 05. Fiddle-Faddle (Flash Fiction)
- 06. Gimcracks (Experimental)
- 07. Bilgewater (Bonkers For Bonko)
- 08. Twaddle (Histrionics with Bubbles)
- 09. Bosh & Tosh (Supper With Ima)
- 10. Combustible Huxtable (Caution: Flammable!)
- 11. Piffle (Witless Witticisms)
- 12. Doddering (About Writers and Writing, Real And Imagined)
- 13. Wish-wash (Quasi-Poetry)
- 14. Hamfisted (Emily parodies)
- 15. Skew-whiffed (Satire)
- 17. Schmaltzy (Miscellaneous)
- 18. Maggot In The Brain (Abstractions)
- 19. Quo Animo (Placeholder)
My Poetry
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This was actually a comment that I was going to leave on our venerable King's contest entry but being an opportunist decided to use as a co7 lines, 21 comments, July 2. In Other
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A Shocking Tale Of Horror!299 lines, 5 comments, September 23, 2007. In <600 words, Shocking tales of horror
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This Is The Way The World Ends: / David looked in the bathroom mirror and tried to see the resemblance of his former self. Wan and haggard,778 lines, 4 comments, June 10, 2007. In 600-2000 words, Fiction
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PapoosSidekick9 on June 28If that one graphic is supposed to be Sir Ima (and why wasn't I invited to the knighting?), I wonder what Dr. Yemmoppoburrito looks like.
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Aesthete2000 on June 27
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Aesthete2000 on June 27
Moxie all around! -
Canto-Brasileiro on June 24Your avatar is great!
M-C is indeed an artist. Sooooooooooo coooooool
