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Love


A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty,
He said..no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry,and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said...
You're not pretty you're beautiful.
I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die.
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Girl: Do I Ever Cross Your Mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do You Like Me?
Boy: Not Really.
Girl: Do You Want Me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would You Cry If I Left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would You Live For Me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would You Do Anything For Me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Choose- Me Or Your Life.
Boy: My Life.
The Girl Runs Away In Shock And Pain And The Boy Runs After Her And Says:
The Reason You Never Cross My Mind Is Because Your Always On My Mind
The Reason I Dont Like You Is Because I Love You
The Reason I Dont Want You Is Because I Need You
The Reason I Wouldnt Cry If You Left Is Because I Would Die If You Left
The Reason I Wouldnt Live For You Is Because I Would Die For You
The Reason Im Not Willing To Do Anything For You Is Because I Would Do Everything For You
The Reason I Choose My Life Is Because You Are My Life!?
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*A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page asap!!
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Girl Facts:

When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand
When she wants a hug she will just stand there
When you break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later
When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around
When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, she is not at all fine
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games
When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever
When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future
When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that
When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back, but shes scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever

Guy Facts:

When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you
When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you...
When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he's wrong
When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a few minutes he means it
When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do
When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world
When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday, he is in love
When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it
When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you til you're done
When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else

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Jokes


>Pick the month you were born:
>January------I kicked
>February-----I loved
>March---------I smoked
>April-----------I humped
>May-----------I choked on
>June----------I murdered
>July-----------I chicken danced
>August-------I ate
>September---I danced with
>October------I sang to
>November----I yelled at
>December----I slept on

>Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>1-------a birdbath
>2-------a monster
>3-------a phone
>4-------a spoon
>5-------a Mexican
>6-------a gangster
>7-------my cell phone
>8-------my dog
>9-------my brother
>10-------my neighbor
>11-------my ugliest teacher
>12-------a banana
>13---- ---a fireman
>14-------a stuffed animal
>15-------a pig
>16-------a pickle
>17-------your mom
>18---- ---a book
>19-------myself
>20-------a baseball bat
>21-------a ninja
>22-------johnny depp (he's sexy. not!!!!)
>23-------a noodle
>24-------a ham
>25-------a football player
>26-------my sister
>27-------my pet hamster
>28-------an ipod
>29-------a permanent marker
>30-------a llama
>31-------A homeless guy

>Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
>White--------because I'm fly like that
>Black---------because that's how I roll.
>Pink----------because I'm a homosexual.
>Red----------because the voices told me to.
>Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
>Green---------because I hate myself.
>Purple--------because I'm a banana.
>Gray----------because I was drunk
>Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000,000,000,000 dollars
>Orange-------because I ate my family.
>Brown-------- because i was high
>Other---------because I'm a ninja.
>None----------because I can control myself

mine:
i smoked a phone because i was high
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30 things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
4. Start playing Calvin ball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
7. Pee in the sink and see if anyone notices
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially down thin narrow aisles.
10. Make farting noises as you pass a group of people and blame it on them
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volume up to 10!
12. Steal an item from someone’s cart while their looking, see what happens
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!" etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
15. Put M&M's on layaway.
16. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows form bed and bath.
17. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin- -to the Bat cave!" 26. TP as much of the store as possible.
18. When some one asks you if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
19. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
20. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hire employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
21. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full-scale battlefield with G.I. Joe vs. the X-Men.
22. Take bets on the battle described above.
23. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
24. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
25. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
26. When some one-steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
27. Relax in the pation furniture until you get kicked out.
28. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no!" It's those voices again!"
29. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
30. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
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20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stall mate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, 'May I borrow a highlighter?'
2. Say, 'Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that.'
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, 'Damn, this water's cold.'
5. Drop a marble and say, 'Oh shit! My glass eye!'
6. Say, 'Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, 'Now how did that get there?'
9. Say, 'Humus. Reminds me of humus.'
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, 'Whoa! Easy boy!'
11. Say, 'Interesting. More floaters than sinkers.'
12. Using a small squeeze tube spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drops the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, 'Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?'
13. Say, 'C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on Me.'
14. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.
15. Say, 'Boy, that sure looks like a maggot.
16. Say, 'Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?'
17. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
18. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your 'Cross-Dressers Anonymous' newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, 'Peek-a-boo!'
20. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing 'Born Free'.
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She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
· -she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
· -she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
· -she thought a quarterback was a refund.
· -she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
· -she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
· -she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
· -she thought General Motors was in the army.
· -she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
· -she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
· -under "education" on her job application, she put
"Hooked On Phonics."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
· -she tripped over a cordless phone.
· -she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can
because it said "concentrate."
· -she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and
"DON'T WALK."
· -at the bottom of the application where it says "sign
here," she put "Sagittarius."
· -she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
· -she studied for a blood test.
· -she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train
· -she sold the car for gas money!
· -when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead.
· -when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said
"Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
· -when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
· -she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
· -if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
· -she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
· -she had a shirt that said "TGIF ," which she thought stood for "Tits Go In Front."
· -she thought Grape Nuts was a venereal disease

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Beliefs


I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm PACIFIC ISLANDER, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love kool-aid and fried chicken.
I don't FLIRT WITH GUYS AT SCHOOL so I MUST be gay.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I'm POSTING THIS so I MUST be a groupie.

~*Post this in your profile if you think stereotyping is just plain wrong*~
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RACISM IS WRONG!!!

*A black woman walks into a resturaunt and orders some food. The waitress, who is white, refuses to serve her, saying she is colored. The woman looked at her and said:

When I was born, I was black.
When I grow up, I'm black.
When I go into the sun, I'm black.
When I'm cold, I'm black.
When I'm scared, I'm black.
When I get sick I'm black.
When I die, I'm still black.

But you,

When you were born, you wre pink.
When you grow up, you're white.
When you go in the sun, you're red.
When your cold, you're blue.
When your scared, you're yellow.
When you get sick, you're green.
And, when you die, you're gray.

And you're calling me colored??

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