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im crazy, hyper, emotional, way too trusting, i have a really dirty mind, i love EVERYBODY well ALMOST everybody anyways, im weird, loud, ditzy, lazy, semi-retarded, unorganized, immature, christain (Jesus rox!). this year im in eigth grade. i have a bestfriend and i would die without her (Kali!). i love her lots, and sometimes freak her out lol. my girlfriends name is Geneva (its an inside joke!). shes awesome, and VERY outgoing, thats the only way i can describe her. Derek is this mental pataint, but hes funny so when hes not in trouble we hang out. Billy is just freakin AWESOME!! that guy can make anyone feel better, hes a total perve tho lol. Nathon is incredably sexii. theres no other way to descibe him. Missa aka Melissa is my whore. altho she makes me mad alot and i mean ALOT i love her!!!!!!! Aaron is pretty cool, i luvers him. candi is indescribalbe lol mostly annoying tho.
anyways i have more things to say. im hungry, but that doesnt really matter to u now does it? i have a big family.mostly sisters. my favorite (yes i know choosing favorites is mean but you havent met my sisters and brothers now have you?) is my sister Lindsey. shes 25 and married to a marine. she has three kids of her own, one with him, and a step son. i luv them all to death.i tend to make people mad on purpose, and OMG i almost forgot Paige!!! i luvs her lots!! and miss her soooo much! purple cows are pimpin and they lay pokadoted eggs that go quack quack quack like a chicken. lol dont fucking judge me because i dont give a damn about what you think. if theres anything you want to know just ask, ill answer any question you have!!! (btw i have grown acostom to being called banana, unfortunatly(KALIS FAULT!!!)) anyways secretly, deep deep down, im obbsessed with boybands from the 90s and britney spears, but thats a secret alot of people dont know so shhhhh! guess what guys, i also "suffer" from Stigmatophilia, Algophilla, Mascochism, Odaxelagnia, but i enjoy it lol

16 things to do in walmart

1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"


Live drunk. Die high. Dont look back or you'll cry!