Xx-BrokenHeart-xX• Show poetry

Nothing much to say about me.
Nothing worth talking about...

I love ninjas and I think zebras are fucking kick ass. Music is
my life. Witting is my world. People are liars. Trust is weakness.
Love is vulnerability.


And if you people wanna be really cool for once you should totally
buy my a purple zebra because..um..yeah..I asked nicely..?

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RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!! so..um..yeah be scared bitch!
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1. Name - Melissa-Rose

2. Nickname- Flames, Shark girl (don’t ask why), Pepper

3. Single or Taken - Single

4. Zodiac Sign - Aries

5. Eye Colour - Dark Brown

6. Hair Colour -Dark Brown

7. Height - 5‘2

8. Piercings - 2 in my left ear, 3 in my right, about to get snakebites

9. Tattoos - nope

10. Righty or Lefty - Lefty



FIRST:

11. First Surgery - stitches

12. First Piercing - ears

13. First Award - I don't remember

14. First Sport Joined - none!

15. First Pet - fishy!!!

16. First Vacation - Idk, I’ve been a lot of places

17. First Concert - ….Backsreet Boys.. God I hate my sister ><



CURRENTLY:

18. Eating - Nothing...

19. Drinking - nothing

20. About To - Haven thought that far ahead…

21. Listening To -The backwards pumpkin song!

22. Wearing- clothes..?

23. Waiting For - An escape.



YOUR FUTURE:

24. Want Kids? - maybe
25. Marriage - maybe


WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX:

26. Lips or Eyes - Eyes

27. Hugs or Kisses - Kisses

28. Shorter or Taller - taller

29. Romantic or Spontaneous - Spontaneous

30. Sensitive or Loud - Sensitive



HAVE YOU EVER:

31. Kissed a Stranger - never

32. Broken Someones Heart - I don’t know..

33. Broken any Bones - hell yeah

34. Been Arrested - so close!

35. Cried When Someone Close Died - ..I'm not completely heartless...


DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

36. Love at first sight - no

37. Heaven - yup

38. Angels - something like that

38. Kissing on the first date - Depends

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Have you ever

General:
( x) Smoked a cigarette
( x) Drank so much you threw up
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) Been arrested
( ) Gone on a blind date
(x ) Skipped school
(x) Seen someone die
( ) Been to Canada
(x ) Been to Florida
( ) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Been lost
(x) Been on the opposite side of the country
( ) Gone to Washington , DC
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying....
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
() Played cops and robbers
( x) Recently colored with crayons
(x) Sang karaoke badly
(x ) Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
() Made prank phone calls
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
( ) Laughed until liquid came out of the other end

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(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe
( ) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
( ) Made a bonfire on the beach
(x) Crashed a party
(x) Gone roller-skating
(x) Ice-skating

Relationships:
( x) I've had someone cheat on me.
( ) I've gone on a blind date.
( ) I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
(x) I miss someone right now.
( ) have a fear of commitment.
(x) I have a fear of abandonment.
( ) I've cheated in a relationship.
( ) I've been the cheatee ( if that means that you were the person some cheated on their gf/bf with )
( ) I've gotten divorced
(x) I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
(x) I've told someone I loved them
(x) I've kept something from a past relationship.


Sexuality:
(x) I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
( ) I've had a crush on a teacher.
(x) I am a cuddler.
( ) I love to flirt.
( ) I've been kissed in the rain.
(x) I've hugged a stranger.
( ) have kissed a stranger.


Honesty/Crime:
( x) I am a terrible liar.
(x) I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
(x) I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
(x) I've snuck out of my house.
(x) I have lied to my parents about where I am.
(x) I am keeping a secret from the world
(x) I've cheated while playing a game.
(x) I've cheated on a test.
(x) I've run a red light.
() I've been suspended from school.
(x) I've witnessed a crime.
(x) I've been in a fist fight.
() I've been arrested.


Drugs/Alcohol:
( x) I've consumed alcohol.
(x) I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
(x) I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
(x) I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
(x) I can't swallow pills.
() I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
() I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
(x) I shut others out when I'm depressed.
() I take anti-depressants.
( ) I'm anorexic or bulimic.
(x) I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
( ) I'm addicted to adrenaline
(x) I've hurt myself on purpose
( ) I'm addicted to self harm
(x ) I've woken up crying.
(x) I've cried myself to sleep.


Death and Suicide:
( ) I'm afraid of dying.
(x) I hate funerals.
(x) I've seen someone die.
(x) Someone I know has attempted suicide.
(x) Someone close to me has committed suicide.
(x) I've attempted suicide.


Random:
(x) I can sing well.
( ) I open up to others easily.
(x) I watch the news (occasionally).
(x) I don't kill bugs.
(x) I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
(x) I curse regularly.
(x) I sing in the shower.
(x ) I am a morning person.
( ) I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
(kinda) I'm a snob about grammar.
( ) I am a sports fanatic.
( x) I twirl my hair
(x ) have "x"s in my screen name
(x) I love being neat *Sometimes*
( x) I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
(x) I bake well.
( ) My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
(x) I would wear pajamas to school.
( ) I like Martha Stewart.
(x) I know how to shoot a gun.
( ) I am in love with love.
(x ) I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
(x) I laugh at my own jokes.
( ) I eat fast food weekly
(x) I believe in ghosts/spirits.
( ) I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
(x ) I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
(x) I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
(x) I am really ticklish.(depending on where)
( ) I love white chocolate
() I bite my nails
(x) I play video games (sometimes)
(x) I'm good at remembering faces.
(x ) I'm good at remembering names.
(x ) I'm good at remembering dates.
( ) I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
(x) I have tried to join a circus and failed
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I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I WEAR ALL BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE GOOD MARKS, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fuck them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a slut.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I don't FLIRT WITH GUYS AT SCHOOL so I MUST be gay.
I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear BOY'S CLOTHES so I MUST be a lesbian or a dyke.
I'm POSTING THIS so I MUST be a groupie.

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Loving someone isn't stupid...thinking that they'll love you back is.
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Goths:
*Don't always wear black
*Don't worship Satan
*Are NOT evil
*Do not want to kill people
*Do not hate everybody
*Are not always depressed
*Can be happy too
*Are usually nice people
*Are normal, just like you

[if you suport goths or are one add this to your page]

Emos:
*Don’t cut them self to get attention
*Don’t always cry
*Sometimes cry because they hurt
*Are not all bisexual
*Want to be included
*Are not babies
*Don’t always date emos
*Don't lable
*Want to be happy just like others

[if you suport emos or are emo add this to you page]

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Below is Mr. Bunny.
Please paste him on your homepage
to help him on his mission to
DOMINATE the world!!!!!
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A purge to stop the Gain
A Cut to break the Vein
A Smoke to ease the Crave
A drink to win the Game
An addictions an addiction because it always hurts the same....*

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+.I’m not a bitch . . . I just like being rude.+.
.+.I'm not a sinner . . .I just cant do anything right.+.
.+.I'm not depressed . . I'm just always sad.+.
.+.I'm not crying . . .My eyes are just full of tears.+.
.+.I’m not living . . .I just keep breathing.+.
.+.I'm not a thief . . .I just take what I need.+.
.+.I'm not a slut . . .I just embrace my sexuality.+.
.+.I'm not stupid . . .I just don’t get it.+.
.+.I’m not trying . . .I’ve already given up.+.
.+.I'm not weird . . . I'm just different.+.
.+.I'm not a rebel . . .I just don’t take orders.+.
.+.I'm not worthless . . .I just don’t know my value.+.
.+.I'm not a believer . . .I’ve already lost hope.+.
.+.I'm not a fuck up . . .I just make mistakes.+.
.+.I'm not beautiful . . .Its only skin deep.+.
.+.I'm not emotional . . .I just have a lot of feelings.+.
.+.I'm not a cutter . . .I just found a way to get rid of pain.+.
.+.I'm not immature . . .I'm just growing up.+.
.+.I'm not a quitter . . .I just stop and re-think.+.
.+.I'm not laughing . . .I need to smile first.+.
.+.I'm not impulsive . . .I just act before I think.+.
.+.I'm not obsessed . . .I'm just in love.+.
.+.I'm not perfect . . .I don’t want to be.+.
.+.I'm not ignoring . . .I just choose not to listen.+.
.+.I'm not a gossip . . .I have my own life.+.
.+.I'm not pessimistic . . .I just don’t get my hopes up.+.
.+.I'm not impatient . . .I just don’t like to wait.+.
.+.I'm not happy . . .I do have sparks of joy.+.
.+.I'm not tough . . .I just don’t take shit.+.
.+.I'm not clingy . . .I just wanna be held.+.
.+.I'm not opinionated . . .I just voice what I think.+.
.+.I'm not questioning . . .I just have my doubts.+.
.+.I'm not hiding . . .I just want to disappear.+.

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**Support Gay Rights**
put this up is you support gay rights
**Love is Love**
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Judge me: I'll prove you wrong.
Tell me what to do: I'll tell you off.
Say I'm not worth it: And watch were I end up
Screw me over: And I'll do it twice as bad
Call me crazy: But you have no idea
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THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, “Hi Chinel. How’s
your day been?”

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator while saying work it girl! And telling them to pose.

8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10) Leave a box in the cornerwith a wind up clock in it, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, “Did you feel that?”

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they open again!”

15) Swat at flies that don’t exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, “Group Hug!” and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “Your one of THEM!” and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, “I have new socks on”.

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is MY personal space”

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20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stall mate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, 'May I borrow a highlighter?'

2. Say, 'Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that.'

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, 'Damn, this water's cold.'

5. Drop a marble and say, 'Oh shit! My glass eye!'

6. Say, 'Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh
relaxingly.

8. Say, 'Now how did that get there?'

9. Say, 'Humus. Reminds me of humus.'

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while
yelling, 'Whoa! Easy boy!'

11. Say, 'Interesting. More floaters than sinkers.'

12. Using a small squeeze tube spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drops the wad under
the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, 'Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?'

13. Say, 'C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on Me.'

14. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth
and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream
corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.

15. Say, 'Boy, that sure looks like a maggot.

16. Say, 'Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?'

17. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

18. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your 'Cross-Dressers Anonymous' newsletter on the floor visible
to the adjacent stall.

19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, 'Peek-a-boo!'

20. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing 'Born Free'.



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Gerard Way(Because we all know he's bad ass)


"None. I think we should send a country some cupcakes. You think some cupcakes would cheer up North Korea? Kill ’em with deliciousness." (when asked what the next country the US would save should be)

"What I like about The Sims is that I don't have a normal life at all, so I play this game where these people have
these really boring, mundane lives. It's fun. My Sims family is called the Cholly family. I don't know why I picked that
name; it's kind of random. The teenage daughter is my favorite, because I just had her go through this Goth phase.
She's really kind of nerdy and she just became a concert violinist, which is pretty huge for the family. And she
got into private school. But she started wearing black lipstick and she dyed her hair purple. It's pretty huge."



This shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy... pumpkin pie motherfucker!"

"It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so perfect!" (after opening a hamster wheel at Christmas)

"What happened was, I went right off the side walk and into the bushes, and I was all like WOAHHHH! And
I killed like so many plants..."



"So many people are gonna treat you like you're a kid. So, you might as well act like one
and throw your television out of the hotel window."



"Oh man, look at that! You tied it up in a ball so that it could get to me and everything! Now thats
initiative! But you know what...I could probably get arrested just for holding this..."

(After a fan threw a balled-up bra on-stage, Glasgow, Scotland 27/3/07. SECC)



"I wore my skull makeup today. But did no one else get the memo? I said, DID YOU NOT GET THE FUCKING MEMO?!"
(Toronto 8/21/07. Projekt Revolution @ Molson Amphitheater.)


"The bike!I thought the bicycle was for me. Is-Is it not for me? Because if it's not for me...I DON'T WANT IT!"
(San Bernardino 7-28-07. Projekt Revolution @ the Hyundai Pavilion.)



"(Singing) Everybody tie your shoe, I don't care about you. Everybody tie your shoe, clap clap! (Speaking) On
three, cause I wanna get my shoes tied now, so I'm gonna tie my fucking shoes!...wait...okay, (Singing)
Everybody tie your shoes, clap clap. Everybody tie your shoes, clap clap. (Speaking) That's possibly the

fucking stupidest thing I've ever done up here."
(Birmingham, UK - 22 March 07)

"Everyone back the fuck up! I am not that pretty!"
(trying to get the crowd to stop pushing forwards, Houston, TX - April 14, 2007)

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