Wydra• Show poetry

Hey! I'm a crazy philosopher in training! Seriously, I'm the next Confucius. Here are a few philosophies;
1. One day all the world's problems will be solved with duct tape.
2. I'm always right except for when I'm wrong.
3. We spend our entire lives slowly drifting away from our home, searching for answers to unknown questions until we realize the answer was where we started. Thus we go our entire lives journeying to where we began.
4. If there was a reason for every action there would be an answer for every question. Therefore we would know how the worlds ends. If we knew that you, me, and the reason would have been obliterated.
5. The world is as messed up as it is because humans are idiots.
6. One who does not dance is not alive.

My AP Family:
AP Sis;liduen
What can I say? She is awesome beyond compare and her poetry rocks as loud as she does. Not only is she a blast to hang out with she is not afraid to be herself and is always with me through thick and thin.
AP Cuz;stardust3492
This girl is awesome to the max. She is athletic, smart, and easy going.
AP Muffin;DeadlyTurnip
HaHa! DeadlyTurnip is tons of fun but at the sam time always has some wisdom to spare.
AP Niece;AthenaWisdom
This girl is the type of nive that is hard to find these days. She loves to give whatever she has and is always eager to lend an ear.
AP Canary;ThnksFrThMffns
Yay! She is a great poet and an even better friend! She is always patient with me if I can't tell her and her sister apart.
AP Soccer Ball;StarIlluminated
Tis girl is full of fun. She bounces around and nothing can burst her bubble. Indoor Soccer wouldn't be the sam without her!
AP Grape;ParadoxicalOxymorons
Gooofy and full of laughs this friends is all bubbly! She is talented and a unique person. She loves her friends as much as she loves her goats! Die well, like a grape.

Here are some inside jokes:
1.Fried Rice
2.Hi Hannah Banana. I hate bananas!
3.Die well, like a grape.
4.Lilly is archaic!
5.We should worship cows.
6.Hannah, why is that spelt wrongly?VPCUHVPQ'QCA//'JI
7.The Hannah Song!
8.The table in my basement is possessed by an evil force named Uncle. Do not lie on it...seriously.
9.Blasphemy!
10.Were does it hurt? Right here!

Somethings that bug me;
1.NO RECESS!!!!
2.People who act stupid to impress people
3.People who act like sheep, never thinking for themselves
4.Evil teachers and their teacher's pets
5.How people think fighting is the answer when it is clearly NOT!!!!
6.How people abuse nature
7.Weekend homework...as if we needed more!!!
8.Movie producers that think if you add enough flatulence the movie will be funny.
9.There are two types of people. People who ask what, where, when, who, and how and people who ask why.

Random Stuff:
Edward Cullen is the hottest guy on earth even if he is a fictional character.
Jacob Black is an idiot. Don't listen to Meridith, she's not in the right mind.
The Eragon Movie is so despicable that I hate it more than Mr. F. Yeah I said it, take that moronic movie producers.
Chocolate is what makes the world go round.
I'll be famous one day...undeniable fact.
Poetry is dance in motion, dance is poetry in action.
Max eats way too many popsicles, he stinks of lemon and lime.
I'm an alien.
I wish I was a fish.


Questions I Have;
What is at the end of the rainbow?
Who invented pig latin?
Where in the world is Waldo?
Why is chocolate sooooo good?
Why is one of the major causes of death in this country(smoking)preventable?
Why does 2+2=4?
Why am I sooo short?
Who invented school, I have a bone to pick with him?
Why is Edward Cullen sooo hot even though I've never seen/met/talked to him?
Why didn't Voldemort get a good shrink so he would never have caused such a catastrophie?
Why does everyone think that all aliens say I come in peace and take me to your leader? They obviously would say hey wheres the nearest subatomic fuel station.




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