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Wrozes ThorneShow poetry

~You'll all love this...~

~(Btw, I'm a Christian emo hippie Republican who loves to dance. Figure that one out!)~

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bunny
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must be a FAT, PASTA EATER.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be bunny them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I PLAY VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES, so I must be crazy and revenge seeking.
I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I'm POSTING THIS so I MUST be a groupie.

~Didn't I tell you you'd love it?~

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  • Tears and Raine on May 31, 2007
    Whoever said he had to eat? *smug* *smirks evilly*
  • Tears and Raine on May 24, 2007
    Hey, now, that killer squirrel... is cool. I love him. His name is Spike and he lives in my basement...I release him on stupid people who make me angry...*evil grin*
  • Tears and Raine on May 14, 2007
    Thank you, Catie, for the kind comment.
  • Tears and Raine on April 28, 2007
    Your combination at the top doesn't work.

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