Sophomore in college, majoring in performing arts.
I used to live in California and plan on going back someday.
Quotes from the book:
Life lessons from Xena Warrior Princess.
A guide to Happiness, Success and Body armor
"Conventional wisdom states that all of the best men are wither married or gay—one ponders whether it might be a fair assumption to believe this statement might apply to women as well."
"JUSTICE: An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a broken neck for a broken heart."
"Old chakrams may lose their effectiveness, but they're damn near impossible to throw away."
"Never put off tomorrow what you can decapitate today."
"If at first you don't succeed...can I have all your stuff?"
"Copper breast plates intimidate. Thigh-high boots convey power. Weapons are always appropriate accessories. Dress codes are not to be taken lightly."
"Romance within the ranks is frowned upon. However, extraordinrily close, wildly flirtatius, sexualy ambiguous friendships between Warrior Princesses and their nubile, young, strawberry-blonde companions are, as always, highly encouraged."
"THE DOUBLE STANDARD: When the male warrior expresses a strong, clear, aggressively defended opinion, he's considered a forceful speaker. When the female warrior kills that male for HAVING that opinion, she's considered a bitch."
"It is believed that Zeus created man long before women. With that in mind one may contemplate and better understand his creation as a sort of first rough draft."
"CONSIDER:
Callisto is evil personified.
Callisto is a sociopath.
Callisto fancies herself a leader...bitterly lusting after the power held by her superiors, while twistedly plotting their collective doom.
CONCLUSION:
Callisto is NOT a leader.
Callisto is middle management."
"Remember: Should you be ambushed by several dozen bloodthirsty gladiators, cry out for help immediately. It is selfish and gready to kill them all yourself."
"Why is it that in a world crammed wth warlords, soldiers, kings and Huns, 99% of the time I have the biggest balls in the hut?"
"If a warrior princess can keep her head about her while those all around her are losing theirs, she probably has REALLY good aim with her battle-ax."
"It has been my experience that no plan of action can ever be foolpreoof—especially when Joxer is involved."
"When in doubt, kock him out."
I used to live in California and plan on going back someday.
Quotes from the book:
Life lessons from Xena Warrior Princess.
A guide to Happiness, Success and Body armor
"Conventional wisdom states that all of the best men are wither married or gay—one ponders whether it might be a fair assumption to believe this statement might apply to women as well."
"JUSTICE: An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a broken neck for a broken heart."
"Old chakrams may lose their effectiveness, but they're damn near impossible to throw away."
"Never put off tomorrow what you can decapitate today."
"If at first you don't succeed...can I have all your stuff?"
"Copper breast plates intimidate. Thigh-high boots convey power. Weapons are always appropriate accessories. Dress codes are not to be taken lightly."
"Romance within the ranks is frowned upon. However, extraordinrily close, wildly flirtatius, sexualy ambiguous friendships between Warrior Princesses and their nubile, young, strawberry-blonde companions are, as always, highly encouraged."
"THE DOUBLE STANDARD: When the male warrior expresses a strong, clear, aggressively defended opinion, he's considered a forceful speaker. When the female warrior kills that male for HAVING that opinion, she's considered a bitch."
"It is believed that Zeus created man long before women. With that in mind one may contemplate and better understand his creation as a sort of first rough draft."
"CONSIDER:
Callisto is evil personified.
Callisto is a sociopath.
Callisto fancies herself a leader...bitterly lusting after the power held by her superiors, while twistedly plotting their collective doom.
CONCLUSION:
Callisto is NOT a leader.
Callisto is middle management."
"Remember: Should you be ambushed by several dozen bloodthirsty gladiators, cry out for help immediately. It is selfish and gready to kill them all yourself."
"Why is it that in a world crammed wth warlords, soldiers, kings and Huns, 99% of the time I have the biggest balls in the hut?"
"If a warrior princess can keep her head about her while those all around her are losing theirs, she probably has REALLY good aim with her battle-ax."
"It has been my experience that no plan of action can ever be foolpreoof—especially when Joxer is involved."
"When in doubt, kock him out."
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- I am a 19 year old woman (United States)
- I am in the groups All Good Things Written, The Rainbow Club, the love of poetry
- I have 3 comments, 12 poems
My Poetry
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A hidden memory of something -
I knew from the first time I met you.
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