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SCROLL DOWN NOW if you're not into reading anything but poetry. If you don't mind personal info and funny quotes that follow, well then, read on dear friend. Newer stuff is usually down at the bottom, so if you actually read this stuff, check there. -Wolf Run0

I'm an animal freak. 'nuff said.
I love to write, but it's only a hobby. Drawing is a major thing of mine too, but again, it's only a hobby. I'm going to be a vet when I get older: wish me luck in med school! (And I'm trying to volunteer at my local animal hospital. I need luck with that, too, so prayers are always welcome.) (...And for those who care, I actually got the job! So, yay, thanks for any out there who shared their prayer time with my little wish. You helped~ <3)
I'm reeeeeeeeally hyper (underline "really" about six times and add five exclamation points) most of the time so if i scare some people, then that's okay. I love making friends who can accept me for me (even with all my eccentricities) and I seem to know a lot of people who can do that. YAY!
I hate being alone. Can't stand it when people are mad at me, I'll do almost anything to make them smile. I love little kids, they're so cute. And they smile a lot. S'a good thing I work with the five-thru-eight age group, then, i'nnit?

I tend to write in Iambic Tetrameter. It's a bad habit, but I'm a dancer. The eight-count thing is so hard to ignore when it's constantly in my brain and blood. So, yeah. Iambic tetrameter it is. Deal.

My macabre lyric phase is seemingly over, for those who are wondering. I'm back to the semi-childish, mildly inspirational stuff that seems to be what makes up my norm. Just in case you wanted to know.

AND...I'm a manga freak-a-zoid. Just trust me on this one: okay? Yeah. And if any of you have a BRILLIANT fanfiction that you've read or written, then pleasepleaseplease tell me about it via message to my account. I'm always looking for new ones in Naruto, Furuba, and Vampire Knight. But if there's another good one...Haha! Yayness. PLEASE!!! No one's messaged me with anything. I really want some good titles that update regularly. Or not; as long as I get some new titles to read.

Enuff 'bout me? Hope so, I'm drained...

I'm going to take a page out of one of my bestestestest friends books and start a list of all the side-splitting mania that i go through every day. so, here's the first-ever quote of my life!

"I love you dearly, not queerly" -Lady Voldemort

"El queso de burro!" -All of us at lady v's party

I'll add more quotes later, the first two are dedicated to my bestest senior (well, now she's older) pal who inspired me to start this quote-thing-a-ma-bobber-a-jiggy!

Be who you are and say what you feel because people who matter don't mind and people who mind don't matter.

It would be a great day indeed the hour that our school had the money that it needed and the navy had to have a bake sale to buy the battleships.

Stupid signs: (on a bathroom hand-dryer) Do not operate with wet hands
(on a health-food store window) Closed due to illness
(on a department store bathroom door) Toilet out-of-order, please use floor below
(on a hotel bathroom door) Please do not take towels from this hotel room. If you are not a person who would do this, please do not read this sign.
(On a roadway) Flooding ahead. Turn around. Don't drown.
(On a church parking-space) Thou shall not parketh here.
(On a billboard) I got my crabs at Dirty Dicks!

Me: "We forgot to push 'start.'"
Alera: "START!"
(This is one of those things where if you don't know me, its better not to ask.)

Erica: "Red Hot Bondage Sandal!"

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit." ((From my friend's page. Go see! Lady Voldemort))

Hold me...I'm a Fermata. (For all of the fellow music freaks out there. I saw this and fell in love.)

God doesn't believe in Atheists. (Christian ahoy! I'm a pretty secure Christian, and I got a shirt with this on it. Funny as beans, don'cha know. Well, for me anyway.)

I Can't...I Have Rehearsal! (Another music shirt. Hilarious when I saw it...Might've lost some of its potency, though.)

My Dad: I'm the king of bad jokes.
Me: So what does that make Joey, your apprentice?
My Dad: No, he's my hero! ('Joey' is my brother and he tells horrible puns all the time. It was funny when it happened.)

Toddler Rules: It's MINE if...
...I can take it from you
...I drooled on it
...It's in my hands
...It's in your hands
...It's left at my house
...I want it

Some reasons Fishing is better than Marriage:
-No bragging about a wife THIIIIIS BIG
-The fish never ask if there's another fish
-Your lisence only lasts a year in fishing
-With fishing, the fish always take your bait and never care about how long your pole is
-Fish don't nag

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

A smile is contagious...So is a cold. Guess which one I'm gonna give you!

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

I think I brained my damage.

It's an umbilical cord of the a$$!-Me and Katie and Erica on the late bus. Don't ask, whatever you do.

This is a very special gift
That you can never see
The reason it's so special is
It's just for you from me.
Whenever you are lonely
Or are ever feeling blue
You only have to hold this gift
And know I'm hugging you.
You never can unwrap it
Please leave the ribbon tied
Just hold the box close to your heart
It's filled with hugs inside.
-Hug's Box, courtesy of bjay. Thank you, bjay! If you read this and love it the way I did, please give this as a gift to someone you truly love. (If anyone out there is reading this, I just want to say: don't wait to give this as a gift to someone special. I gave it to Joy at Christmas-time this past year (Christmas '07) and she LOVED it... then she passed away in Feb. '08. It was the last time I ever saw her, when I gave her the box and message, so if you have someone you love like that, don't wait... you may not get a second chance. I almost didn't.)

You can't eat books. -Katie
But you can eat underwear! -Me

I'm bringing saxy back (T-shirt)
Sax Hero, Trumpet Hero (These were written on the shirts like Guitar Hero's title thingy and it was freaking hilarious)

Life is like a box of chocolates: It's good until you realize you're fat.

Laugh as long as you breathe; love as long as you live.

Men plan; God laughs.

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and the world laughs at you. (This one, I made up myself. I laughed when I did it, so...does that mean you all laughed with me?)

We live for moments we'll never remember with friends we'll never forget.

My life, my room...Keep out. (Thank you , Gingey, for this amazingly true and funny quote.)

Hang on...Okay, I'm done caring.

You get an 'E' for effort...Which is just above an 'F'

Doctors say that picking your nose keeps you from getting sick...I'm immortal!!! -ANONYMOUS

If I had to choose between being an eagle and being a weasel, I'd choose to be a weasel. Sure, I won't be able to soar through the air, but at least weasels don't get sucked into jet plane engines. -MacFluffers

AAAAA- The American Association Against Acronym Abuse (I love this thing. My goodness, how I love this thing.)

Where have you been all my life...and why didn't you stay there?

I don't have an attitude problem...unless your name is Attitude.

If I can't be thin, I want all my friends to be fat. (JUST KIDDING!!!)

Men are creatures of habit- bad habits.

Smoot, Wyoming. (It is a real place. No lie. I was there.)

"The most sophisticated piece of technology that you will ever pee on." (Actual pregnancy test advertisement. I kid you not.)

I wanted to grow up to be somebody- now I realize I should've been more specific.

We're all here because we're not all there.

If you're feeling blue...start breathing again.

If YOU don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will?

I had a chipmunk on my foot during vacation. The park ranger said, "If he sniffs your toes and drops dead, I have to write you a ticket." (Really happened.)

Of COURSE you can go skydiving without a parachute...you just can't do it twice.

I always finish what I sta-...

Help stop repeat offenders: DON'T RE-ELECT THEM.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!

I'm not spoiled...I'M NOT, I'M NOT, I'M NOT!

Famous last words:
"Of course it's safe. Watch!"
"What's this thing do?"
"Don't worry, he's friendly."
"Look what I can do!"
"...Oops."
"AAAAH!!!"

"Anyone want some cake?" -Megan (from the best place on Earth. The timing was PERFECT.)

Don't drink and drive; you might crash and spill your beer.

I tried sniffing coke once...but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose.

I'm finally going to do something about that room full of junk this year...close the door and pretend it doesn't exist.

If men are from Mars, I think we should go find the moron that gave them all spaceships.

Hike naked- add color to your cheeks.
Hunt naked- hang out in the woods.

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If someone should come up to me and challenge me to a fight, I would take them kindly and forgivingly by hand, lead them to a quiet place and kill them." -Mark Twain

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

It's not the falling that kills you, it's the landing.

Anyone who says the small things don't matter should try sleeping with a mosquito in the room.

I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

"If I drop two balls of different weights from the Leaning Tower of Pisa, will I be sued for polluting?" -Uri Kalish (It was on this star website-thingamabobbermadoodle.)

You can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter.'

Nothing is written in stone. (And guess what! This was written- guess where- in stone.)

Murphy's law; anything that can go wrong, wiieshrweuhrvb;ihralkaslmveihntra;. *We are sorry to report that your computer has just uploaded a virus. Please be patient while we fix this problem.*

"Preach the gospel at all times and, if necessary, use words." -Joy Carrol

"May we be Dangerous Women" -Taped to the inside of Joy's Bible

"Let's just do it and ask forgiveness later...ask forgiveness, not permission." -Joy Carrol

"D'you wanna monkey with that?" -Mrs.G

Don't point fingers at someone; you end up pointing one at them, three at yourself, and one at God.

Don't get ranally aped!

Yeah, yeah, I know...Jamie is always right. (A t-shirt that Adam wore on Mythbusters. I thought it was freaking hilarious.)

I reject your reality and substitute my own! (Another Adam t-shirt. Classic.)

Life's a bxtch because if it was a slut it would be easy.

On a more serious sidenote, I'd like it if you could go to freerice-dot-com. It's a wonderful place that donates food (yes, you got it- rice) to people who really need the nutrition. I did the vocab thing for about twenty minutes- for every word I get right, 20 grains of rice are donated and it's totally free-of-charge for me- and I donated 1380 grains of rice to someone that needs the food. It's totally free and completely philanthropic...Don't know what the word means? Well, go to freerice-dot-com and do the vocab. You'll learn. And it's fun! A vocab score of 55 means you're super-good at words (hurr-hurr, me smart, hurr!) and I got a 35 max. So I'm dumb, sue me. Be litigitous, see if I care. But GO and feed someone tonight. It's totally free, no info or anything. And it gives a nice vocabulary workout for those of us taking the SAT's in May.
5/3/08- another 900 grains. yay! This time, a max of 39. I'm getting better!

NOW. BACK TO THE FUNNY!!!

Children in the front seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause children.

"Gangsta!" -Miss Chris (We were having a discussion about how guys wear their pants halfway down their bums... Seriously, guys, why? It's not attractive. Just don't ask about the quote. It was AMAZING.)

"My knew spell chequer

I have a spell in chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques for my revue
Miss steaks I kin knot sea
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee four two long
And eye can put the error rite
It’s rare lea ever wrong
Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather I am wrong or write
It shows me strait a weigh
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased too no
It’s letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew" (It's the best poem ever. I mean it.)

Here I sit, Brokenhearted
Tried to poo and merely farted
Then one day, I took a chance
Tried to fart...and poo'd my pants. (My brother said it while on a walk. FUN-NEE.)

You can tell a senior by their regal cap and gown
You can tell a junior by the way they strut around
You can tell a sophomore by their lofty looks and such
And you can tell a freshman- but you cannot tell them much. (My great-aunt shared this one with me. I'm a senior, so I can tell you; it's all true.)

"Whenever I apply myself to writing, literature comes between us."
~Jules Renard*

"Tweedledee: Contrariwise. If it is so, it may be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic."
~Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass*

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
~Mark Twain*

"I'm tired of all this nonsense of beauty being only skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want? An adorable pancreas?"
~Jean Kerr* (this quote was particularly funny to me beacuse my frineds and I at camp were actually discussing the very same thing two years ago...No, I don't know why I still remember. WE were just saying stuff like, "Well, my liver is prettier than yours!" and so on. It was very funny.)
*(all starred items came from the fanfiction page of Arabesque05, who compiled all of these before me. All I did was read'em, like'em, and copy-paste'em. Give her all the credit.)

If you have nothing nice to say to someone… that ‘someone’ is probably a politician.

I believe that sometimes it’s okay to destroy the truck to get the insurance payments to pay for the truck.

I believe anyone who wants to wear a thong should go through an application process.

Guns don’t kill people, husbands who come home early do.

Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question; the answer is yes.

If the opposite of ‘pro’ is ‘con,’ is the opposite of ‘progress’ ‘Congress?’

'I love you' is eight letters long. So is 'bullshxt.'

Parents spend the first two years of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Keswick is my connection to my church, my faith... and Joy. (Sorry, Mrs. Schwarz, for making you cry when I said that.)

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.

Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert

Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."


HERE IS IMPORTANT. I'm posting here the names of the most important people in my life that have gone to be with God. This way, I can be sure that I'll never forget them. I never want to. (1/29/09- I just noticed something. The last time I really ever see these people is Christmastime, then they up and leave on me. If I seem mildly depressed when I see you during the holidays from now on, keep in mind it's my way of wondering if I'll ever see you again. For these people, the answer to that question was 'no.')
-Granddad
-Pop
-Joy Carroll
-Uncle Ray