Winterfall• Show poetry

I have graduated tonight, 18-6-2008 (yay! ^^) and I do enjoy writing oh so very much. I've known about the site for awhile, but am a recent joinee (if that's even a word) and I'm putting up stuff I already wrote and stuff that I have just written.

I like sitting in my room and reading books about vampires (fiction, I've even read a vampire encyclopedia almost all the way through, and the like like that). I love reading about them and I do love writing about them. I guess you could say I have an interest in vampires.

I can be shy (much as some of my friends disagee), I will stick up for my friends, I am not afraid to tell someone what to do in rude terms, I am crazy and I am random and I enjoy laughing and making people laugh.

And if there are any two things you should remember about me, it's that I love to write and music is something I love as much as I love writing. These two have helped me through rough times and I think everyone should be able to do and read both.

And I will eventually post all that I have written up here, whether or not I like it so I can get other people's opinions, constructive criticism is welcome.

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92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their asses off, put this in your profile. (Winterfall: I'd die just from laughing)

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I LOVE YOU is 8 letters; but so is bullshit

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Dirty Limerick:
There once was a man from Sheen
Who invented a wanking machine;
On the ninety-ninth stroke
The bloody thing broke
And whipped his balls into cream.

And One More:
There was a young man of Cape Horn,
Who wished he had never been born,
Nor would he have been
If his father had seen
That the end of the rubber was torn.

Both of those (and many, many more funny, sick and dirty ones) came from a book called 'Dirty Little Limericks' and this should give you all an indication of how twisted my sense of humor is.

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This was a poem written for me by a friend in my yearbook:

Roses are red
Violets are black
I wish I had a sword to stick in your back

(an inside joke about how we used to feel about each other)

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