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I have no idea how to organize the information in which I can convey to you the complexity that is me. I shall try though.

I quote things way too much. Inside jokes are a must in friendships. Once I make a friend, they are my friend for life. If I like or dislike you, you will know almost immediately. If I do not like you I will say it straight to your face and why. My mouth gets me into a lot of trouble and I have conforming issues that will only end up hurting me later in life. I am a peaceful anarchist and an on and off again vegetarian. I do eat fish and sea food. Sometimes I'm not sure of what I like in life or if it's all just a facade to impress people. I try really hard to be true to myself and control my anger issues. Dry humour is hilarious. Sexual humour does not impress me at all and does not make me laugh. Well... sometimes. Rarely. My goal in life is to be a high-paid librarian, become a successful writer, and marry Martin Gore. Just kidding about the last part... I wish. I have two cats: Leeloo and Nikita. If you have much knowledge in the area of film, it isn't hard to figure out who my favourite film director is based upon my cat's names. I consider myself to be a jack of all trades. I know a little bit about everything and a lot about nothing.

If you read all that I congratulate you for your patience and lack of social life. Ha ha. Only kidding.

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Current obsessions:

-Depeche Mode
-Harry Potter
-David Bowie
-Lord of the Rings
-Star Trek
-Unicorn Chronicles
-Darkangel series
-Alan Rickman
-The Fifth Element
-The 10th Kingdom
-Anime
-Manga
-DDR
-Monty Python
-Ice cream
-Repeating the phrase "SOUP!"
-Zachary Quinto
-Philip Glass compositions
-Coraline soundtrack

* These obsessions are subject to change and some will FOREVER be an obsession (e.g. Depeche Mode). This list that means absolutely nothing to no one will be updated accordingly.

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Likes:

-Reading
-Teal
-Playing video games
-"Would you rather..."
-Vests
-Stephanie Yanez
-The Cure
-t.A.T.u.
-Ghost-riding the whip
-Russian culture
-Japanese culture
-Expressive dancing
-Studio Ghibli
-Drawing
-Writing
-Techno
-New Wave
-80's pop culture
-Older British men (Alan Rickman, Martin Gore, David Bowie, you get the gist)
-Pretending I am British
-Singing, albeit horribly, in my car

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Dislikes:

-Spiders**
-Orange (colour)
-Artificial orange flavouring
-Close-minded people
-Hot summers
-Bob Sinclair XD
-Chris Crocker

** Due to a traumatic event that occurred in my childhood, I f-ing hate spiders with a passion. Spider webs alone freak the hell out of me and I will cry if I see a black widow.

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I would list films and music and such but I've already pretty much listed them somewhere above.