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Wee Beastie
if found please
do not return

"A cute adorable, huggable, roughhousing, sadistic, and down right lovely, little puppy Only your as jelious and vengefull as a cat..."~~ i love youtoo zack

"Where am I -
Somewhere deep in the woods, Hansel turns around
"File not found!" "~~~when something happens on ap



In the lost lands behind the mist, lies the dark forest, peaceful and serene. But not all things are quite like it seems. There lies in the middle of the forest a castle, which entraps a young maiden. The forest quickly devours any knight that tries to rescue her. A beast guards the castle from anyone who made it passed the barriers. The maiden waits in the castle for the true knight to defeat his fears and tame the beast. *Sigh* "if only the knight will come sooner I can hear his galloping horse riding faster and faster to find these lost lands"



My steed has galloped off in the opposite direction, frightened by what lay before him, I, on the other hand, have forced my way through deep thick mist and fog, sharpening my blade across rocks I clamber my way through thickets of trees and thorn drenched bushes. I see the castle there in front of me, stealthily, I approach with courage unbound, to slay any beast that blocks my path, for I have word of a fair maiden held against her will, awaiting her freedom, for valour to show face and safe her from darkened corners around her. well... don't just sit there, open the door....


I forgot the key.....

~~~Mike Howe


Random, anything and everything that i do is random. Rarely do i think things though. Sometimes my poetry rymes sometimes it doesn't, it all depends upon what the poem feels like doing. people say my poetry is good but i will leave that up to you.



Repeation is all over my poetry. a simlar line or theme or group of words appear in muitaple poems.



i celebrate every day i can. it is fun i love just to find out a new holiday just to celebrate it.

"eat drink and be merry, for tommorrow we die"

if you need food, i will cook it for you, if you need love i will love you unconditionaly, if you need a smile i will tell stupid ass jokes untill you smile. i am hospitable, that is why i am in the hopitality business, so you will know that you are apericated in mine eyes.


if you know some one who, seems down on their luck depressed and all, tell them how much you love them and they shall take it to heart even if they dont tell you.



Random quotes:


"Smile one day your love will come and maybe if I stay happy and cheery maybe my love will come too." -WB

"with all the dragons in the world, where is my Knight?"-WB


"Yesterday was a dream
Today is not a reality
And tomorrow won't ever come"-WB


"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are the only things that can hurt me."-WB

"when i am up im up i am fun to be around, when i am down heaven and hell both lock their gates and you better wacth out" ~~~w.b.

"You don't have to be well known to be known well."-WB

"Do not take things that are not freely given."-WB


" all the stuffed animals in the world are mere pawns compared to the teddy bear king" ~WB

"we are all Pancakes on the road of life" - W.B.

"quit your screaming nobody cares about your misery" ~~ W.B.

"in this world and in your life many people will love you but not as much as i love you"~~~the beastie within

"ashes to ashes dust to dust, and so will you in the matters of lust" ~~W.B.

"the monkey will strave...." ~~~me telling my bro

"i am completely in love with insane people" ~~me and geffers

i am a naurally happy person, but my emotions are played out in my poetry not in real life so no one knows how sad i can get because some times the emotions are real some times they are made up but no one knows but i.


more qoutes:

"Don't take anything lying down - even death!" unknown


"if wishes were horses then dreamers would ride" - licensed Puppet

"Life is like a vaccum! it sucks!" -CynicalConfusion

"I'm not lazy, I just don't care" - Slacker 234


"Don't be afaid of tomorrow because yesterday's memories continue to haunt you"- lee


"live sux" - CynicalConfusion


"if time travel were possible, we would be innubdated by tourists from the future" - Steven Hawking


"Slice and Dice and serve on Rice" unknown


"i think of my thoughts and they make me laugh" - unknown

"RAP: Retards Attemping Poetry" unknown


"this isn't about cornflakes is it" - Walkingwounded


"life is fair because its equally unfair to everyone" - walkingwounded


"the sky cried , the ground opened and there you were born; the wee beastie of the world" - leospitfire


"if you love me let me know, if yuou don't let me go" -allison


"As mortality was just kissed goodbye"- lilth-blackwing

"my hot delicate body is a beuty but you my friend show me a dream for eturnity" - Billi (she is a peot but she doesn't really know it)

"we need to get out of here before they kill guy" ~~~ some on glaxly quest

Deaths Master: So many people see you But noone sees you the way I do


"Imagination is more important than knowledge,
for knowledge is limited, whereas
imagination embraces the stimulating
progress, or, giving birth to evolution." ~Albert Einstein



"yesterday i met a man on top of the stairs. who wasn't really there. he wasnt there again today. oh god i wish he would go away"~ unknown

"Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you" ~~ Zack

"...the last one I had killed all my other imagionary friends in their sleep. He jist walked in and slit thei throught one by one....it was horrible..." ~~ Zack

"Respect is not earned as is commonly believed, it is given; and it is easily lost." Andy Stephenson

"you have one birthday a year, and 364 unbirthdays" ~~the march hare

"Hmmm....happy freaking Easter kidies, Lita ate the bunny..." ~~Zack

"why am i covered in dog?" ~~Geffers

"ooo.... dead people" ~~ kit

"they will be less freice when they are dead"~~Unknown

"qouth the raven nevermore.." ~~classic poe

"sometimes i want to walk into a bakery and kill everyone inside. then step over the dead bodies and eat a cupcake" ~~~ geffer's friend

"Not a day goes by I do not wish I was closer to you.
Not a day goes by I wish we where further apart.
So what choice do I have? What would you do?" ~~unknown

"you can quote me on the quotions" ~~ Seth

"#1 rule for anime, women hit harder then vilians" ~~~ on line

"i am crazy enough too, i just choose not to be" ~~my twin

"...but in life you always fail at something but you sould be strong enough to get up and give it one more try." ~~beautifuldisasterxx

"care bear blood. mmmmmm...." ~~David

"Holy Crap Magic Door!!!" ~~some random game

" Love alludes me, lust stalks me. One day love will find me, and the next day lust will tie it up and wear its guise." ~~Zackery

"It's not my fault its a problem with my brain" ~~ my Twin


"42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot" ~~Chinese fortune cookie

"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. " ~George Carlin

"it's better to be pissed off then pissed on" ~~ aaron my buddah bear

My ever Growing family:


AP Mother: Nura Skye
AP daddy: LadyMargeriteDiamond
Ap Sister: Greenfariy
Ap Brother: Infreno74
Ap Uncle: puppet (he keeps changing his name)
Ap Aunt: Untitledscream (shes marryed to ^)
Ap partner in crime: hypergrl
Ap Suger Babi: Foxy Roxy
Ap Sis: StabbingArtToDeath
Ap God Father: Crimson Rose
Ap Bannana: dead guy
Ap Knight: WelshDragon
Ap Buddy: DarkBlackGoth
Ap pet kitty: tragediey-stricken
Ap sex kitten: Wee Mira
Ap Stripper: unwarrywonderer
Ap monster that lives under my bed: French Friday
Ap sorcerer: Eusebius
Ap bud: Maniacal Forest Imp
Ap Wedlocked slave child: Jake Jester
Ap Pet Turtle: Drummer Girl
Ap Pet: morbid-lover
Ap Fearie sister: Fire fairy Bradhadair
Biologcal brother in real life: cruzmissle


for all of you who does not know i am in culinary school and now unoffically a chef but i do enjoy cooking a lot so yeah anyway i am crazy

the chef rules:
I. the chef is right
II. the chef is always right
III. even if underling is right, article I. applies
IV. the chef doesn’t eat she nourishes herself
V. the chef doesn’t drink, she tastes
VI. the doesn’t sleep, she rests herself
VII. the chef is never late she is retained
VIII. the chef never quits her service she is called away
IX. the read never reads the newspaper on the job she studies it
X. you go into the chef’s office with your personal ideas you come out with the chef’s idea
XI. the chef remains the chef even in a bathing suit
XII. the more you criticize the chef the less bonuses you will have
XIII. the chef must think for everyone else

a riddle for you:
why is a raven and a writing desk alike?

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Twelve Reasons Why to Date a Chef

1- We work well with our hands

2- We are not afraid to get down and dirty

3- When things get hot, we get hotter

4- We are all about pleasing you

5- We can satisfy your every taste bud

6- We are creative

7- We don’t hesitate to try new things

8- We can go on for hours without any breaks

9- We know how to handle our meat

10- We are always down for a new challenge

11- We know how to spice things up

12-we know how to mix things up


How stupid are we on a hole, I mean really...if we where soo damn smart would we have to ahve instructions like these on common products?
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

i am manic yes manic that means i a really happy most of the time but occastionaly i go though bouts of depression mainly in the winter so i wonder if i lives someplace warm would i be so depressed?

a random poem writen for me:

"I met a girl whose sweet young life
Revolves around a sharpened knife,
“Be nice”, she says, or in a flash
She’ll dice you up like so much hash.
And do be, do be quite afraid,
‘cause she’s got a 12 inch blade!
Be nice to her, or you will die
Like sliced apples for a freakin’ pie!!"

eusebius wrote this
and this one too


Sometimes I think she’s just the leasty,
She skips her classes, plays some hookie,
Some folks call her small Wee Beastie,
To you and me she’s little Cookie.

She’ll bake a cake that’s not too yeasty,
As a chef she’s sure no rookie,
The lovely, tiny, small Wee Beastie,
Tasty as a fudge-filled Cookie.

Sometimes I go from West to Easty,
To Church Hill Downs to see my bookie,
On my way I meet Wee Beastie,
Luscious is the girl called Cookie!

Warring sides cried: “They Peaced Me!”
I’ll tell you true, come here and lookie,
Smooth as silk is my Wee Beastie,
Known to the world as my cool Cookie!


For Aleta On Her Nineteenth Birthday

I dreamed I found this precious pearl
So far away from me,
I dreamed that this Pacific girl
Ruled all the aqua sea.

Within a palace of rattan,
That she build magically,
She left on her catamaran
To cross the aqua sea.

Now all that place is sad and still,
Though happy this city,
That some folks know as Louisville,
So far across the sea!

I dreamed I found this precious pearl
So far away from me,
I dreamed that this Pacific girl
Ruled all the aqua sea.

--Michael Fantina--

more poems of me:

allpoetry.com/Poem/193998


allpoetry.com/Poem/1715722



TRUTH OR DARE-------So here's the deal...You get to ask me *Up to 5 Questions!!*, no matter how crazy, inappropriate, or just random, and I promise to answer it 100% truthfully (thats the "truth" part) ....now I dare you to repost this and see what people ask you



the magintic draw of the north pole: is where you are driving in the middle of nowhere at an odd time (like the middleof the night) and you converge at an intersection with three other cars comeing form other dieretions. imporable you say, no it happens all the time to me and my grandma (she made up the saying)



the other half of me >>>>


Hunger
Grr? I felt it all day. It was slowly driving me mad.
Yeah I know what you are thinking: why don?t you go and eat something? You know what? I did and I kept eating as much as I could.
Swim practice, Grr? stuck inside on a nice beautiful day.
Back and forth, blah, blah, blah.
Rest, and catch my breath; but lo and behold a rabbit creeping around the bushes.
Grr if my hunger wasn?t bad before it was now.
I go back to swimming.
I catch my breath again; the rabbit was still there, but wait, anther rabbit appears. Like Pavlov?s dog I start to drool.
Back to swimming.
I rest again for a third time. Three rabbits this time.
I just snap. Ok? I just lost that wall between human and beast.
I rip off my goggles and cap and dive though the window that separates the rabbits and me.$
Years of blackberry picking and wild living in the woods protect me form the broken glass but not my bathing suit.
I grab two of the rabbits before they could bolt.
I kill them instantly, by snapping their neck. Their little eyes were bulging.
I bite off a piece of one rabbit and eat it.
I run off, wearing a shredded bathing suit and dripping with rabbit blood, into the nearby woods.
I disappear into the land of Grr, and to the dark forest.
And there I still reside as a horrible beast.


I am in your closet and these people's too

1.) NuraSkye
2.) Fancy Fantasia
3.) Eusiebus
4.) Flawed Perfection
5.) Frog Hugger
6.) lyrical-rebel
7.) Tragediey-stricken
8.) Dragon Heart
9.) Lucian Valcor
10.) Random Master
11.) Honey Bear (actually i am under her bed)
12.) nichtmich
13.) MuffinTree

if i am in your closet and you are not listed here im me
also if you want a dream i will weave you a dream just im me and i will make a custom dream for you
~~the dream weaver


i am the queen of the rubber duckies, while in your bath the army shall appear out of the bubbles to devour you. if you wish not to be killed by my evil rubber duckies of doom, quickly jump out and beg for mercy and i shall appear in your tub to place my judgement upon you. Quack Quack....


the WEES of THREE:
weewato
wee beastie
wee mira


"Brain Melting and Mind Gibberish

Nothing Matters Anymore. The world has become Alices Rabbit Hole.
Up is now Down.
Left is now Right.
What may be the norm, is only an illusion.
I see a figure, but his flesh is non existent. He wears a top hat.
He proceeds to tell me that my long thought beliefs on being able to "Judge a Book by its cover" is a false claim.
A person who appears frail minded, may be the next Steven Hawking
A person who appears trusting and honest, may be as dark and twisted as Charles Mansen
He tells me to trust no one. In that kinship of our kind will only lead to inevitable betrayal.
I then say to him, "But man requires companionship. Who must we look to?".
I've basicly lost my point. As well as my mind at this step in time. Any feedback, and / or psychiatric treatment would be greatly appreciated at this time. Thank you"
~~Nick



YES ITS TRUE:
i less then three all of my geeks

A CHALLENGE to all who read this:
read my poetry (and ill read yours) and tell me which poems would be great in a book and i will list them here with the amount of votes~~

thanks

"nail bunnny..."
"yes nny?"
"i'm not happy"


Unmasked you see my faceless face
Unmasked I am exposed to all
Unmasked I tatter on the edge
Balancing on the verge of the fall

~~~PERSONA. The "mask" or image we present to the world. Designed to make a particular impression on others, while concealing our true nature~~~ Carl Jung


here is MR.BUNNY and he wants help taking over the world
(\ /)
(O.o)
(>"<)
/_|_\
so help him if you dont want to die.



ok some werid frist lines (still growing)
*you look like a fun loving person, mind if i kill you
*you stole my heart, dont worry i six more at home in the fridge
*that is a nice dress it would look great blood stained and crumpled on the morgue floor
*god david your always in my way. response:why dont you just take your whip and beat me
*you are soo nice, now i wish i havent placed that bomb in your belly

Angel:

Live in virtue, no desire
In the grave an angel's choir
You look to heaven and wonder why
No one can see them in the sky

Just as the clouds have gone to sleep
Angels can be seen in heavens keep
Alone in fear they question why
Goddamn not an angel when I die

Angels live, they never die
Apart from us, behind the sky
They're fading souls who've turned to ice
So ashen white in paradise

Just as the clouds have gone to sleep
Angels can be seen in heavens keep
Alone in fear they question why
Goddamn not an angel when I die

Goddamn not an angel when I die
Heaven must be hell in the sky


"A proper man loves a woman on three levels: as a dear child who is to be chided, perhaps even punished on account of her unreasonableness, and who is protected and taken care of because one loves her. Then as wife and as a loyal, understanding comrade who fights through life with one, who stands faithfully at one's side without hemming in or chaining the man and his spirit. And as a goddess whose feet one must kiss, who gives one strength through her feminine wisdom and childlike, pure sanctity that does not weaken in the hardest struggles and in the ideal hours gives one heavenly peace."
~~
Heinrich Himmler, leader of the SS, probably the second most powerful person in Nazi Germany, creator of the death camps and brain behind the Holocost. (though he wrote it when he was younger) makes you think huh?


"I want to hold you close
Skin pressed against me tight
Lie still, and close your eyes girl
So lovely, it feels so right

I want to hold you close
Soft breath, beating heart
As I whisper in your ear
I want to fucking tear you apart"~~~she wants revenge (tearyou apart)




PROJECT GINJA (HIGHLY CLASSIFIED)

"Mr. G (the gingerbread man) is the prototype of Project Ginja Assassin, a bioculinary weapons technology that despite early promise remained--alas!-- on the drawing board. Can you imagine a legion of gingerbreadmen, all impervious to pity, guilt or scruples, as the advance guard of an army on the move? Frontline bakeries would have been able to churn him out by the thousand, then set him against the enemy with a hardwired knowledge of every method of death imaginable. He is agile, adaptable, tireless and highly motivated -- the perfect Ginja-- and he can never be caught."

~~~

i am afraid of being alone exspeasially in the city, but atlast i am terrified of large crowds. both fears i do have a panic attack and hyproventalent untill i calm down werid huh?

~~~~

"Glancing through the curtains
Questions on her tongue
She spoke in third person
And he had seen every one
Awkward and admitted
Said shut the door when you go
Perhaps he should have reconsidered (oh no)
When he said you better lie down cuz the angels are watching
She closed her eyes and said quit the talking
You can hurt me do whatever youd like
So he said shut your mouth girl the angels are listening

She crossed herself now the moments are missing
You can hurt me do whatever you like"
~~~she wants revenge (sister)

something odd:
i was on the swim team from the time i was 8 to the time i completed highschool at the age of 18. and i was a lifeguard for two years, but to tell you the truth in all honestly i am still to this day terrified of drowning, everytime i hop in the water i think about drowning. although i can tread water for a long time and swim great distances.... i am afraid

*you have been infected with the wee virus*

to truely understand me is to read all my poems and talk to me then you can truely be compatable with me


"Wild thing
You make my heart sing
You make everything groovy
Wild thing"


Remember i hate you in a loving way

and please look at my pretty thropys

i am that girl your mom warned you about

"If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumber'd here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,"
~~Puck.... the creator of mistief

oh yeah, i have been charged with having to pay the random tax, my friend zack collects it... what a silly boy

tHe wOrLD is MinE

so please HOLD ME

flowers, bambled blackberries
and little yellow caneries
that what wee beasties are made of

**p.s. please reread this every so often because i add junk all the time

~~~~P.S.S. if you haven't noticed i am trying for the longest page here


hey i am lost if anyone knows where i am, please send me back to collect myself thank ye