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DO THIS ONE BY ONE! DONT LOOK AHEAD! THIS IS LIKE 99.9% TRUE!! 1) Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2) Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3)your first initial? 4) Your month of birth? 5) Which color do you like more black or white? 6) Name of person of the same sex as you? 7) Your favorite number? 8) Do you like California or Florida more? 9) Do you like the lake or ocean more? 10) Write down a wish (a realistic one) are you done? if so scroll down!! . . . . . . . . . . .

 

 

 

THE ANSWERS 1) You are completely in love with this person. 2) If you chose: Red- you are alert and your life is full of love. Black- you are conservative and aggressive. Green- your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue- you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow- you are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3) If your initial is: A-K you have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R you try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z you like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4) If you were born in: Jan-Mar The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you will fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr-Jun You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sep You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec Your love life will not be too great but will eventually find your soul mate. 5) If you choose: Black- your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White- you will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6) This person is your best friend. 7) This is how many close friends you have in your life time. 8) If you choose: California- you like adventure. Florida- you are a laid back person. 9) If you choose: Lake- you are loyal to your friends and to your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean- You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10) This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour 

 

 92% of American teen today would die if Abercrombie&Fitch said it wasnt cool to breathe any more. if you are part of the 8% that would be laughing there butts off put this on your page

 

Goths:
*Don't always wear black
*Don't worship Satan
*Are NOT evil
*Do not want to kill people
*Do not hate everybody
*Are not always depressed
*Can be happy too
*Are usually nice people
*Are normal, just like you

[if you support goths or are one add this to your page]

Emos:
*Don’t cut them self to get attention
*Don’t always cry
*Sometimes cry because they hurt
*Are not all bisexual
*Want to be included
*Are not babies
*Don’t always date emos
*Don't lable
*Want to be happy just like others .

 

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If you are a rocker and know what it takes, post this on your page!!!
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LIFE SUCKS, WE ALL DIE, SO FUCK IT ALL AND LET'S GET HIGH.
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I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.
I'm black, so I must carry a gun.
I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.
I'm Asian, so I must be smart.
I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, SO I MUST BE A *bunny*.
I'm overweight, so I must have a problem with self control.
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an atheist, so I must hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, SO I MUST NOT HAVE MORALS.
I'm Republican, so I must not care about poor people.
I'm Democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I'm Jamaican, so I must smoke weed.
I'm Liberal, so I must be gay.
I'm Southern, so I must be white trash.
I take anti-depressants, so I must be crazy.
I'm a guy, so I must only want to get into your pants.
I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I'm Indian, so I must own a convenient store.
I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm preppy, so I must shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a stuck up *bunny*.
I'm on a dance team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a *bunny*.
I wear skirts a lot, so I must be a *bunny*.
I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.
I'M YOUNG, SO I MUST BE NAIVE.
I'M RICH, SO I MUST BE A CONCEITED SNOB.
I WEAR BLACK, SO I MUST BE A GOTH.
I'm blonde, so I must be a stupid ditz.
I'M A WHITE GIRL, SO I MUST BE A NAGGING, STEAL-YOUR-MONEY KIND OF GIRLFRIEND.
I'm Cuban, so I must spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm Mexican, so I must have hopped the border.
I'm not a virgin, so I must be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, SO I MUST BE A HOME-WRECKING *bunny*.
I'm a teenage mum, so I must be an irresponsible *bunny*.
I'm Polish, so I must wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm Italian, so I must have a big peter.
I got a car for my birthday, so I must be a spoiled brat.
I'm pretty, so I must not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, SO I MUST HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE.
I dye my hair crazy colours, so I must be looking for attention.
I dress in unusual ways, so I must be looking for attention.
I'm into theatre art, so I must be a homosexual.
I'm a vegetarian, so I must be a crazy political activist.
I have a bunch of guy friends, so I must be f*cking them all.
I have a bunch of girls who are friends, so I must be gay.
I have big boobs, so I must be a *bunny*.
I'm Colombian, so I must be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, SO I MUST BE A POSER.
I'm Russian, so I must be cool.
I'm German, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with gays, so I must be gay too.
I'm Brazilian, so I must have a big butt.
I'm Puerto Rican, so I must look good and be conceited.
I'm Salvadorian, so I must be in MS 13.
I'm Polish, so I must be greedy.
I'm Hawaiian, so I must be lazy.
I'm a stoner, so I must be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a virgin, so I must be a prude.
I'm a female gamer, so I must be ugly or crazy.
I'm black, so I must love watermelon and fried chicken and Kool Aid.
I'M BI, SO I MUST THINK EVERY PERSON I SEE IS HOT.
I'm Asian, so I must have a small penis.
I'm a guy cheerleader, so I must be gay.
I'm skinny, so I must be anorexic.
I'm prep, so I must be rich.
I DON'T FLIRT WITH GUYS AT SCHOOL, SO I MUST BE GAY.
I don't like the sun, so I must be albino.
I have a lot of friends, so I must love to drink and party.
I wear tight pants and I'm a guy, so I must be emo.
I wear boy's clothes, so I must be a lesbian.
I'm posting this, so I must be a groupie.

FACTS:
When a girl says she likes you,
she wants you to ask her out.

When a girl misses u, she's afraid to see
how your
new girl looks, she's dreading the fact that
ur not
hers anymore

When u break a girls heart, she still feels
it when
bumping heads 3 years later

When a girl just stares deep into your
eyes, she's
HOPING that your hers and only hers ( it
shows
how much she cares: eyes never lie)

When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind.

When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around.

When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a
few
seconds,
she is not at all fine.

When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so
wonderful.

When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl says, "I'll love you forever, "
she means it.

When a girl says that she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future.

When a girl says, "I miss you, "
no one in this world can miss you more
than that






Guy Facts:

When a guy calls u
he wants to be with you

When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong

When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few
minutes,
he means it

When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders
if you do?

When you're laying your head on a guy's
chest
he has the world

When a guy calls you everyday
he is in love

When a (good) guy say he loves you
he means it

When a guy says he can't live without you
he's with you till your done

When a guy says, "I miss you, "
he misses you more than you could have
missed him or anyeverthing else


HATE EMO?

READ THIS:

Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a t-shirt that barely cover anything?

Isn't it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

Isn't it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone

Are you laughing?

Isn't it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more *bunny* from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

Isn't it funny that you don't mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing

Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girl's life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

Isn't it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS

keep on laughing




Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE




A train hits a bus load of school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St Peter.

St Peter asks first girl, “crystal, have you ever had any contact with a penis?”
She giggles and shyly replies, “Well I once touched the head of One with the tip of my finger.”
St Peter says, “OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water And pass through the gate.”

St Peter asks the next girl the same question, “Ellen have you ever Had any contact with a penis?”
The girl is a little reluctant but replies “Well once I fondled and stroked one.”

St Peter says “OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate.”

All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls,

One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.

When she reaches the front of the line St Peter says “Alana! What seems to be the rush?”

Alana replies “If I’m going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before kilva sticks her ass in it”

 

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/////(|)\\\\\ if u are suicidal or know
/////(|)\\\\\ someone who is or died from
/////(|)\\\\\ suicide put this on ur page
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...Have You Ever...
[X] Smoked a cigarette
[_] Drank so much you threw up
[X] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
[_] Been arrested
[_] Gone on a blind date
[X] Skipped school
[_] Seen someone die
[_] Been to Canada
[_] Been to Florida
[_] Been to Mexico
[_] Been on a plane
[X] Been lost
[X] Been on the opposite side of the country
[_] Gone to Washington , DC
[_] Swam in the ocean
[X] Felt like dying....
[X] Cried yourself to sleep
[_] Played cops and robbers
[X] Recently colored with crayons
[X] Sang karaoke badly
[_]paid for a meal with only coins
[X] Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
[X] Made prank phone calls
[X]Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
[X] Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
[X] Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
[X] Danced in the rain
[X] Written a letter to Santa Claus
[X]Been kissed under the mistletoe
[X]Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
[X] Blown bubbles
[X] Made a bonfire on the beach
[_] Crashed a party
[X] Gone roller-skating
[_] Ice skating

[_] I'm single
[X] I'm in a relationship
[X] I've had someone cheat on me.
[_] I've gone on a blind date.
[X] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[X] I miss someone right now.
[_] have a fear of commitment.
[X] I have a fear of abandonment.
[_] I've cheated in a relationship.
[X] I've been the cheatee ( if that means that you were the person someone cheated on )
[_] I've gotten divorced
[X] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[X] I've told someone I loved them
[_] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[X] I've been molested and/or raped repeatdly by sumone i knew

Sexuality

[X] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
[X] I've had a crush on a teacher
[X] I am a cuddler.
[X] I love to flirt.
[X] I've been kissed in the rain.
[_] I've hugged a stranger.
[_] have kissed a stranger.
[_] I am gay
[_] I am lez
[X] I am bi
[_] I am gay but no ones knows
[_] I am lez but know one knows
[_] I am bi but know one knows
[X] I have had sex ((i wass raped))
[X] I have had sex with more then one person
[X] I regret it
[_] I am a virgin
(_) Gone to jail
(_) Been picked up by the cops
(X) Own a gun
(X) Love someone
(X) Hate someone
(X) Love and hate someone
(X) Think someone loves you
(X) Think someone hates you
(_) Works out
(_) Has a tattoo
(X) Is a goth
(X) Is emo
(X) Is something
(_) Is an alien
(_) Is "idk"
(X) Is no one
(_) Has ever been in boot camp
(_) Ever been to juvy
(X) Cusses regulary
(_) Loves life
(X) Hates life
(X) Wants to die
(_) Wants to live
(X) Wants to die but not kill themself
(X) Wants to kill themself
(X) Has ever cut
(X) Likes to cut
(X) Loves to cut
(X) F*cking loves to cut
(X) Thinks cutting is wrong
(X) Thinks cutting helps
(_) Is a drama king/queen
(X) Doesn't care what people think
(_) Cares what people think
(X) Has more than one friend
(X) Has a best friend
(_) Is a goody-goody
(X) Is a bad-*bitch *
(X) Has gone out with a girl/guy for over a month
(_) Believes in one gf one bf relationships
(X) Has someone to talk to
(X) Thinks your smart
(X) Thinks your dumb
(_) Thinks your cool
(X) Thinks your lame
(X) Liked this thingy
(_) Disliked this thingy

Honesty/Crime

[_] I am a terrible liar.
[X] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
[X] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[X] I've snuck out of my house.
[X] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[X] I am keeping a secret from the world
[X] I've cheated while playing a game.
[X] I've cheated on a test.
[X] I've run a red light.
[_] I've been suspended from school.
[X] I've witnessed a crime.
[X] I've been in a fist fight.
[_] I've been arrested.
[_] I've shoplifted


Drugs/Alcohol

[X] I've consumed alcohol.
[_] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[X] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[X] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[_] I can't swallow pills.
[X] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[X] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[X] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[X] I Have taken anti-depressants.
[_] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[_] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[X] I'm addicted to adrenaline
[X] I've hurt myself on purpose
[X] I'm addicted to self harm
[X] I've woken up crying.
[X] I've cried myself to sleep.


Death and Suicide

[_] I'm afraid of dying.
[X] I hate funerals.
[_] I've seen someone dying.
[X] Someone i no has attempted suicide.
[X] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[X] I've attempted suicide.


Random

[X] I can sing well.
[_] I open up to others easily.
[X] I watch the news.
[X] I don't kill bugs.
[X] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[X] I curse regularly.
[X] I sing in the shower.
[_]I am a morning person.
[_] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[_] I'm a snob about grammar.
[X] I am a sports fanatic.
[X] I twirl my hair
[_] i have x's in my screen name
[_] I love being neat
[_] I love Spam
[X] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[X] I bake well.
[_] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[X] I would wear pajamas to school.
[_] I like Martha Stewart.
[X] I am in love with love. (with the thought of love)
[X] I laugh at my own jokes.
[X] I believe in ghosts.
[X] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[X] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[_] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[X] I am really ticklish.
[X] I bite my nails
[X] I play video games
[X] I'm good at remembering faces.
[X] I'm good at remembering dates.
[_] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

[X] My answers are totally honest

 

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