Walking Oxymoron at Allpoetry
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Member since November 27, 2007.
- I'm a hyperbolic pebble poet for 2,174 comments.
- My mood is
 , and quote is "My computer smells...WHY won't my rich text work??".
- I am a
25 year old
woman
(Great Britain)
- When I'm not writing, I'm looking for an M.F job because everything went M.F wrong! Mooo!.
- Visit my homepage at walking-oxymoron.deviantart.com/
- I support the site as a gold member
- I help out as a teacher
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 - I am in the groups Acrostics Anonymous, Beautiful Minds Dark Addictions, Teachers, The Prompt Coffee House, xBritish invasionx
- I have 2,174 comments, 35 contests, 4 columns, 329 poems, 10 stories, 7 journals
My Lists
- 'And I sup'prose' you know what you're talking about, do you?'
- 'Baby.. You're Dirty, and you're Pretty!'
- 'Did you know...? Sometimes, your worst abuser is actually yourself.'
- 'Don't tell anyone...Mummy won't love you anymore.'
- 'I'll paint you a picture...of Me. Look clearly, 'Cos I'll do it only once...'
- 'I'll sing, and I'll cry... will you join in the final refrain?'
- 'I'll give you my heart if you share your soul...'
- 'If you don't deliver, I'll Triple Acrostic your arse!'
- 'Let me take you into that echoing chasm of orgasm...'
- 'Oooh, What A Character!'
- 'Raising the stakes... Wooden ones...Scared??'
- 'Some days are sunny, and some days there's a bloody huge thunderstorm waiting!'
- 'They share your blood, but do they share your heart??'
- 'They hold you in their hand.., you hold them in your soul...'
- 'You're reading the map upside down!!'
- Beautiful Genius. (Guest Writes)
Poems I'm focused on
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48 lines, 3 comments,
October 20. In Thoughts, Contest, Dark, Contemporary, Angst, Pain, Personal, Sad, Society
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19 lines, 14 comments,
October 7, 2008. In Abuse, Other, Contest, Dark, Pain, Personal, Sad, Life, Thoughts
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25 lines, 22 comments,
September 10, 2008. In Abuse, Pain, Personal, Sad, Angst, Society, Contemporary, Spiritual, Thoughts, Weird
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55 lines, 13 comments,
August 30, 2008. In Adult, Angst, Abuse, Pain, Personal, Society, Dark, Answer, Reply, Thoughts, Weird
Active Contests
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Everyone has something to write for this....
(More points are available for this!)
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Show me what you're really made of... Is it puppydogs tails that scare you? Porcelain faces? Love? Calories? Gherkins?
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Size Matters... But how much does it matter to you??
No pw, but come see anyway.
My Poetry
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37 lines, 1 comment,
November 5
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My Stories
My other items
- Column: Positivity. at allpoetry
My friend, Kaz had an idea (which may or may not have been taken from councelling lessons)
Anyway, she's doing like a positive folder, stuff that makes you smile.
I'm gonna do a spin on that... Like memories, or stuff that makes Me smile.
- Column: The iPod Game. at allpoetry
This is a game that provides some very interesting results!!
It's supposed to give you answers to yourself, and you'll be surprised by how many are accurate, and how many are complete nonsense!
I've hyperlinked my answers, so you can watch th
- Column: Quotes. at allpoetry
Quotes to inspire those curious of you... These items of gorgepousness can also be used for poetic inspriation.
(Just don't forget to credit!!)
Feel free to comment at the bottom, tell me which ones you like and why! I'm nosy like that, I'd
My journal entries
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Mood: Gooey
Music: Steps- Summer Of Love Remix. 1
Ok, and now you see what I mean when I complain about the mould... I never intended to be the kind that moans daily... But someone asked me for evidence...
Hopefully this is counted as such?? 2
The issue I'm having right now is that I don't know how serio
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Mood: , , and , that there isn't an emoticon for sulking!
Music: Lucie Jones- Sweet Child O' Mine 1
(This song is sexy-as-hell! Watch her! I mean, um.. the song.)
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What I really think? Well, I'll tell you something, that title is a lie. I mean, who of us, really, when it comes
November 6, In Bitter, Diary, Friends, Life, Noguest, Pain, Personal, Random, Thoughts.
1,700 words.
→ 4 comments, Add one?
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Mood: 1
Music: Dizzee Rascal- Bonkers. 2
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Hi, I know there are people out there who don't like to read long... so I apologize- those of you that do come across my cranial meanderings, will know that I write lengthy sputterings of incoherent matter. 4
Matter that matters to me!
October 23, In Diary, Friends, Life, Noguest, Nonfiction, Pain, Personal, Real time.
3,700 words.
→ 5 comments, Add one?
Guest Book
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Dear Walking Oxymoron, 
You have been nominated by a friend to be Hoodwinked by the Poetic Bandits Group. 
It is our mission to promote good poetry and to lift the spirits of our fellow poets and be an encouragement to all here at AP. 
May you continue to write your thoughtful poetry here and be a blessing to others. 
Dennis 
Co-leader of the Poetic Bandits
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I love the new page, Sissy <3
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aww thanks for the post on my guestbook. i understood it... you know a variety of languages, I think im good with just english and french ahaha... I agree with your last statement. very nice to meet you too
Rose
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Myself...  *HUGS* TOTAL!
The other site of mine, to look at stuff I wrote when I was a lot younger.
The idea was to separate who I was, from who I am.
ColumnNess...
Sweet (Info) About Me...
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Member since November 27, 2007.
- I'm a hyperbolic pebble poet for 2,174 comments.
- My mood is , and quote is "My computer smells...WHY won't my rich text work??".
- I am a
25 year old
woman
(Great Britain)
- When I'm not writing, I'm looking for an M.F job because everything went M.F wrong! Mooo!.
- Visit my homepage at walking-oxymoron.deviantart.com/
- I support the site as a gold member
- I help out as a teacher
- (36)
(23)
(27)
(49)
- I am in the groups Acrostics Anonymous, Beautiful Minds Dark Addictions, Teachers, The Prompt Coffee House, xBritish invasionx
- I have 2,174 comments, 35 contests, 4 columns, 329 poems, 10 stories, 7 journals
My favourite...
Colour: Red
Fast food: Does coffee count?
Food: Pasta and Cheese. Not Cheese sauce. Cheese!
Snack: Mango slices or chocolate croissants. Or both.
Juice: Water. (Can I not say coffee again?)
Book: Harry Potter, or anything by Dan Brown or Torey Hayden
Poet: Il y a beaucoup! (There are many...)
Shows: CSI. or X-Factor.
Movies: There are so many, but I HATE Horror.
Music: Everything! From Linkin Park, to Enya.
From Darren Hayes to Nik Kershaw to Idina Menzel.
Cool Contests...
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Everyone has something to write for this....
(More points are available for this!)
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Show me what you're really made of... Is it puppydogs tails that scare you? Porcelain faces? Love? Calories? Gherkins?
-
Size Matters... But how much does it matter to you??
No pw, but come see anyway.
My Luscious Lists...
- 'And I sup'prose' you know what you're talking about, do you?'
- 'Baby.. You're Dirty, and you're Pretty!'
- 'Did you know...? Sometimes, your worst abuser is actually yourself.'
- 'Don't tell anyone...Mummy won't love you anymore.'
- 'I'll paint you a picture...of Me. Look clearly, 'Cos I'll do it only once...'
- 'I'll sing, and I'll cry... will you join in the final refrain?'
- 'I'll give you my heart if you share your soul...'
- 'If you don't deliver, I'll Triple Acrostic your arse!'
- 'Let me take you into that echoing chasm of orgasm...'
- 'Oooh, What A Character!'
- 'Raising the stakes... Wooden ones...Scared??'
- 'Some days are sunny, and some days there's a bloody huge thunderstorm waiting!'
- 'They share your blood, but do they share your heart??'
- 'They hold you in their hand.., you hold them in your soul...'
- 'You're reading the map upside down!!'
- Beautiful Genius. (Guest Writes)
Joyous Journals...
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Mood: Gooey
Music: Steps- Summer Of Love Remix. 1
Ok, and now you see what I mean when I complain about the mould... I never intended to be the kind that moans daily... But someone asked me for evidence...
Hopefully this is counted as such?? 2
The issue I'm having right now is that I don't know how serio
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Mood: , , and , that there isn't an emoticon for sulking!
Music: Lucie Jones- Sweet Child O' Mine 1
(This song is sexy-as-hell! Watch her! I mean, um.. the song.)
2
What I really think? Well, I'll tell you something, that title is a lie. I mean, who of us, really, when it comes
November 6, In Bitter, Diary, Friends, Life, Noguest, Pain, Personal, Random, Thoughts.
1,700 words.
→ 4 comments, Add one?
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Mood: 1
Music: Dizzee Rascal- Bonkers. 2
3
Hi, I know there are people out there who don't like to read long... so I apologize- those of you that do come across my cranial meanderings, will know that I write lengthy sputterings of incoherent matter. 4
Matter that matters to me!
October 23, In Diary, Friends, Life, Noguest, Nonfiction, Pain, Personal, Real time.
3,700 words.
→ 5 comments, Add one?
Perfect Poetry...
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48 lines, 3 comments,
October 20. In Thoughts, Contest, Dark, Contemporary, Angst, Pain, Personal, Sad, Society
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19 lines, 14 comments,
October 7, 2008. In Abuse, Other, Contest, Dark, Pain, Personal, Sad, Life, Thoughts
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25 lines, 22 comments,
September 10, 2008. In Abuse, Pain, Personal, Sad, Angst, Society, Contemporary, Spiritual, Thoughts, Weird
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55 lines, 13 comments,
August 30, 2008. In Adult, Angst, Abuse, Pain, Personal, Society, Dark, Answer, Reply, Thoughts, Weird
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