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*WARNING*IF U DON'T SUPORT OUR MILITARY,THEN U NEED 2 GET OFF MY PAGE!! THANK U*
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I HATE ALMOST EVERYONE & EVERYTHING (EXCEPT 4 A SELECT GROUP OF PEOPLE) I LIKE DRAWING EVEN THOUGH I'M NO GOOD AT IT, & I CANN'T WRITE A POEM IF MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT. IF I'M NOT CUSSING SOMEONE OUT I'M DAYDREAMING BOUT MY FANTASY WORLD WHERE EVERYONE IS DEAD (AGAIN EXCEPT 4 A SELECT GROUP OF PEOPLE) WELL THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT.
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http://allpoetry.com/column/306041
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***SOME THINGS ABOUT ME(BESIDES THE "I HATE EVERYONE" THING)***
*MY MOM'S IN THE JULIA TUTWILER PRISON. (JK! SHE WORKS THERE AS DON)
*MY DAD'S A COP.
*BOTH MY BROTHERS R IN THE MARINE CORPS. "OH-RAH!"
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***MY LIKES & DISLIKES***
**LIKES**
*NOTHING (ALMOST)
**DISLIKES**
*ALMOST EVERYTHING ELSE
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***MY FRIENDS***
*TASHIA *NATHAN *KAYLA
*SERENA *ASHLEY *VIOLET(COMMY LEADER) *LACEY!!!!!!!
*MOLLY *TONY *MORGAN
*MISHAY *KRISTEN *& IF I DIDN'T PUT UR NAME I'M SORRY!!
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HERE'S A MARINE CORPS DIDDY. LOL DIDDY.
*SEMPER FI DO OR DIE*
*READY TO FIGHT*
*READY TO KILL*
*READY TO DIE*
*BUT NEVER WILL*
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Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline.

* If you are an obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
* If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
* If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
* If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want; stay on the line while we trace your call.
* If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mother ship.
* If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
* If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
* If you are dyslexic, press 969696961001
* If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
* If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
* If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
* If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep. Or after the beep. Or before the beep. Please wait for the beep.
* If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
* If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are far too busy to talk to you.
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THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, “Hi Chinel. How’s your day been?”
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator while saying work it girl! And telling them to pose.
8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the cornerwith a wind up clock in it, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, “Did you feel that?”
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they open again!”
15) Swat at flies that don’t exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, “Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “Your one of THEM!” and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, “I have new socks on”.
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is MY personal space”
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The human Body:

Month 1

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month 2

Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month 3

You know what Mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month 4

Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month 5

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month 6

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!!

Month 7

Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. he is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me, Mommy?


Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. Repost this if you have a heart and are against Abortion.
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Emos:
*Don’t cut them self to get attention
*Don’t always cry
*Sometimes cry because they hurt
*Are not all bisexual
*Want to be included
*Are not babies
*Don’t always date emos
*Don't lable
*Want to be happy just like others
[if you suport emos or are emo add this to you page]
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If you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,
ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, best friend, family member, or just a
person you love, post this onto your page.
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50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
4. Start playing Calvin ball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to deuls with tubes of gift wrap.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially down thin narrow aisles.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volume up to 10!
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrasment.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
20. Put M&M's on layaway.
21. Move "Caution: Wet FLoor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows form bed and bath.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying , "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin- -to the Batcave!"
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
29. When some one asks you if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hire employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joe vs. the X-Men.
33. Take bets on the battle described above.
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
46. When some one steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it wiithout saying a word.
47. Relax in the pation furniture until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,"No,no! It's those voices again!"
49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
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Don't Label Me
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I'm Not A F ucking Soup Can!
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lolz repost this if you know the story

or message me to know the story
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*My AP Family*
Parents: NONE (I was created, not conceived)

Brothers: NONE

Sisters: Tds-n-tws; Syko Path

Friends: Cold and Broken (Nazi); XxAngelofSorrowxX; NateNate; TimNTashia; XxHunter and LacyxX; XxForeverFaithfulxX

Pet(s): Zakane Frostwing (I ate the first one.Oops)
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Okay here's a semi-funny marine corps joke

A marine needed to finish college so he went. The profesor was talkin bout how there
is no god & tht we evolved from monkeys. The profesor said "If there is a god let him strik me down now."
After a few minuets the marine walked up & punched him. When the profesor came to he asked the marine why he did tht.
The marine simply said "God was buesy so he sent me."

If you suppport the military &/or GOD put this on your page.
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Emoticon Short Story (I)

+ = (prep)... + = ... gave ... went ...happy...FIN
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Emoticon short Story (II)

+ = ... was ...So he ... went ... is ...FIN
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Emoticon Short Story (III)

beamed into ... went ... put in ... gave to ... smelled ... ...FIN
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Emoticon Short Story (IV)

+ = ... + = ... was at ... gave ... gave to ... ... ~n~ did happy...FIN
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Emoticon Short Story (V)

+ = ... + = ... (prep)...YAY is ...FIN
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Son of a Bit...

Girl: "Forgive me father for i have sinned."
Preist: "what have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "because he touched my hand."
Priest: "like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Preist: "that's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "then he touched my breast."
Preist: "like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Preist: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "then he took off my clothes, father."
Preist: "like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "yes father."
Priest: "that's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Preist: "like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "that's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
REPOST IF YOU LAUGHED!!
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