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*A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page asap!!


Sexuality:
( ) I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
(x) I've had a crush on a teacher.
(x) I am a cuddler.
(x) I love to flirt.
(x) I've been kissed in the rain.
(x) I've hugged a stranger.
( ) have kissed a stranger.


Honesty/Crime:
(x) I am a terrible liar.
(x) I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
(x) I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
( ) I've snuck out of my house.
(x) I have lied to my parents about where I am.
(x) I am keeping a secret from the world
(x) I've cheated while playing a game.
(x) I've cheated on a test. (only twice, once in second grade on a spelling test)
(x) I've run a red light. (those take for-Ever!)
( ) I've been suspended from school.
(x) I've witnessed a crime.
( ) I've been in a fist fight.
( ) I've been arrested.


Drugs/Alcohol:
(x) I've consumed alcohol.
( ) I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
( ) I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
( ) I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
( ) I can't swallow pills.
( ) I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
( ) I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
( ) I shut others out when I'm depressed.
( ) I take anti-depressants.
( ) I'm anorexic or bulimic.
( ) I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
(x) I'm addicted to adrenaline (natural-sports)
(x) I've hurt myself on purpose (again, sports related)
( ) I'm addicted to self harm
( ) I've woken up crying.
( ) I've cried myself to sleep.


Death and Suicide:
( ) I'm afraid of dying.
( ) I hate funerals.
( ) I've seen someone die.
(x) Someone I know has attempted suicide.
(x) Someone close to me has committed suicide.
( ) I've attempted suicide. (i would never)


Random:
( ) I can sing well.
( ) I open up to others easily.
(x) I watch the news.
( ) I don't kill bugs.
( ) I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
(x) I curse regularly.
(x) I sing in the shower.
( ) I am a morning person.
( ) I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
( ) I'm a snob about grammar.
( ) I am a sports fanatic.
( ) I twirl my hair
( ) have "x"s in my screen name
( ) I love being neat
( ) I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
(x) I bake well.
(x) My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
( ) I would wear pajamas to school.
( ) I like Martha Stewart.
(x) I know how to shoot a gun.
(x) I am in love with love.
( ) I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
(x) I laugh at my own jokes.
( ) I eat fast food weekly
( ) I believe in ghosts/spirits.
( ) I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
(x ) I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
( ) I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
(x) I am really ticklish.
(x) I love white chocolate
(x) I bite my nails
(x) I play video games
(x) I'm good at remembering faces.
( ) I'm good at remembering names.
( ) I'm good at remembering dates.
( ) I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
( ) I have tried to join a circus and failed

  • Last seen on Nov 18 10:06 PM. Member since August 4.
  • I'm a peridot parrot poet for 41 comments.
  • My mood is , and quote is "'god is great, beer is good, and people are crazy'".
  • I am a 16 year old guy from Maine (United States)
  • I am in the groups The Omniverse Kingdom
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  • Zia- : Thank you :) on October 1
    Thanks for the kind words you so often share on my work, brightens my day and make me feel a tad better about myself... you so cool and sweet hope you realise how much your comments mean to me.

    thanks alot Victor

    Loads of love Zia,
  • Princess Kitten- on August 26
    Hey Hey, brother man.

    How ish you? =3
  • Agrona on August 13
    (rides up to the kingdom gates on a blackened charger created from shadow, piercing red eyes or a demonic stature, huge and unyielding.)

    (dismounts and moves up the steps of the castle, white unsullied robes dragging along the ground and yet remaining as immaculate as the Goddess who dons them.)

    (holds Ariane at her side, white dragonglass reflecting the fleeting rays of the shattered solar, the runic inscriptions and symbols dancing the light like fairies across the river’s blood)

    (glances over her shoulder at the chaos of the fallen kingdom as it is being rebuilt with a gateway to the Mother Realm.)

    (bows low and dignified to the ruler, Lord or Lady, of the kingdom in all respect and offers a hand in friendship and a place as an Ally in her armies and legions)

    (and claims this page for the Kingdom of the Omniverse and Nafaerium Palace after some deep thought on those who enter the alliance)
  • Sanitys Horizon : woooow holy curdled cabbage! on August 11
    you page is so clean!!! luff it dawlin luff it!!!! and dont forget to clean behind your ears!

    msg meh!
    !

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