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I am Vhoori...

I'm a passionate friend, a violent lover, and the most confusing, random, emotional, psychotic, loving person I know.






I like pickles, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Serj Tankian, black silk, the smell of Home Depot, the way squirrels sound when they are hungry, people who type correctly, Marlboro Red 100's, white grape juice, Much Ado About Nothing, Evanescence, wearing boy clothes, shiny hair, my ball python, people with a perverted sense of humor, wearing my eyeliner a certain way, the fact that my cat eats watermelon, the way my car has sweet things written in the dirt on it, falling asleep after crying, making fun of myself, South Park, seeing the look on peoples faces when I explain how many random animals we have, watching my great nephews grow and learn, Dr. Pepper, chinese food, cleaning out the poisonous snake cages at the park, the fact that I live in a park, working with my family, swimming in the winter, getting sunburns, soaking in a hot bath, taking long showers, singing at the top of my lungs in the shower, blasting heavy metal while I sing at the top of my lungs in the shower, reading books that keep me glued to them, making my sister watch movies that make us cry, getting mud all over me after I randomly wash my friends car after school for ten bucks that I never saw or care to see, getting an attitude with my racist math teacher, making her give me a bad grade for sticking up for my friends, singing to people on the phone, singing for people in general, singing for myself in general, covering up with a blanket that is fresh out of the dryer, mismatching my socks, other people brushing my hair, exclaiming, "I almost died!" after I trip or stumble even slightly, rough sex, pouring out words directly from my soul, making excuses for someone elses behavior to make them not seem so bad, believing that everyone deserves a chance, taking things seriously when I want to, taking things not so seriously when my humor leads me down that road, making people believe that I'm macho, making people believe that I'm secure and stable, being bitter towards my biological father, proving myself wrong yet right simultaneously, rambling when I think too much, rambling when I'm not thinking at all, that certain moment when I realize that I'm rambling, pork chops, grilled chicken salads, TI83 calculators with the Puzzle Pack, changing the subject completely when I realize that I'm rambling...and doing things that keep me occupied and entertained at late hours when I'm supposed to be sleeping.

Now...you know a little bit about me.
Let's all beat me up and call me names! Woo!!!