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RIP ANDY AND DAMO. MYSPACE.COM/IKILLEDTHEPROMQUEEN

GOOD FRIENDS ANDY AND DAMO WERE KILLED IN AN ACCIEDNT WITH THEIR TOUR VAN AT THE END OF LAST YEAR, DISTROYING THE VAN AND ALL THEIR EQUIPMENT PUTTING THEIR FAMALIES DEEP INTO DEBT. THAT ONTOP OF FUNERAL COSTS DUG A HOLE THEY WONT BE ABLE TO GET OUT OF WITHOUT YOUR HELP. GO TO THE SITE ABOVE AND CLICK ON THE "RIP ANDY & DAMO" LINK TO HELP. GIVE ANYTHING YOU CAN. THANK YOU ALL

~~~EKTOR


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MUSIC: fav.

Atreyu... love what you do, shai hulud underminded, from first to last, it dies today, calico system, roses are red, deadlock, spineshank, underoath, armor for sleep, versus the mirror, the bled, rise against, haste the day, as i lay dying, the black dahlia murder, bury your dead, evergreen terrace, if hope dies, lovehatehero, 3 inches of blood, between the buried and me, alexisonfire, roadrunner united, xbishopx, the forecast, otep, soulfly, the acacia strain, poison the well, random hero, downthesun, in flames, authority zero, trivium, unearth, texas is on fire, demon hunter, shadows fall, prpper, sublime, nodes of ranvier, acenine response, te amor, manntis, bark bark bark, AND THE LIST GOES ON


MOVIES/TV: fav.

Constantine, interview with a vampire, waking life, spun, the trip, harold and kumar, the girl nextdoor, starship troopers, saving private ryan, band of brothers, pulp fiction, dodgeball, the matrix reloaded, war of the worlds, that one movie that they clone humans and lock them up and use them for body parts; it has that scottish guy in it... ugh i dont know, the first fifteen minutes of torque, the kottonmouth kings experience, bumfights, thats life, fighting mad, dane cook collection, family guy, futurama, that 70's show, AND THE LIST GOES ON


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CROW EATING HEAD IMPALED ON A PIKE.
courtesy of fenrir marius
if you hate cheaters liars and posers, post this on your page for a quick kill.


THINGS TO DO: fav.

hm, the scene. you decide.

BEING WITH MY LADY AND STAYING CLEAN... ONCE AGAIN, dont slam dope! writing songs, adding music (drums, guitar, vocals, bass), working on my screaming and related vocals, relearning the guitar, myspace, phone, and i think thats it. exciting huh?

i am in a band also, lead vocals... you might have heard some of our stuff... but i doubt it haha.



SOME MEANINGFUL QUOTES, but mostly meaningless...

"If you squint (approximating my fifty year-old eyesight) that pic looks to show a guy in a scotch bonnet playing a bagpipe...at that point you should comprehend the "biting the leg of an octopus" reference."~~ Dericlee

"the human race.. the deteiriation of the spirit of man. man undermining himself, causing a self willed, self imposed, self evident, self distruction." ~~not really sure...

"yea... thats what the government said... Really its from aome sick fuck screwing one of the Roswell aliens... The roswell alien got aids from Zeus who got it from his brother Hades how first got it by stealing the virginity from a decomposing corpse and put it in a shoe box under the bed... A priest found the box and thought he could hide naked pictures of his altar boy in it, when he opened the box, POOF! out popped aids... but, since the corpse that fucked Hades who fucked Zeus who fucked the alien who crashed in Roswell who fucked a scientist who then fucked the monkey (the monkey happened in Cabo, after aids had been unleashed) had already created aids, the shit that was in the box o virginity turned into Tom Cruise." ~Tythan

"Loosers always whine about their best. But winners... winners go home and fuck the prom queen." the scottish james bond guy.

"a woman wants ONE man to satisfy her EVERY desire. a man wants EVERY woman to satisfy his ONE desire." ~ the lady on tv.

"jesus says he loves you, but he's just using you for sex" ~some guy on AP

"bring it the fuck on!" ~rake yohn

"if you live life exactly how you want to, you will be happy. but you might be alone." whilliams-san

"abortion should be legal if those who decide to do it are willing to be speyed or neutered afterwards" dave attell

"yes, that thing your doing with the lips, thats good. i like that." dane cook

"dont free baste california rolls". steve-o

"the only time you can truly be tired is if your run over by a car." just made that one up... awesome

"always run with your thumbs either pointing down or tucked into your fist, to prevent perminant blindness" ~john daily

"oh my fu... are you kidding me? your mother, your freakin mother kid!" ~ sonny moore.

"the squeek in the door is not there to pester you. it is there to remind you that you will most likely be killed whe you enter the outside world." ~some guy in a movie I only saw fifteen min. of

"good god people, dont break the chatter box." ~akasha Of-The-Clans

"wendy, darling! light of my life! you didnt let me finish my sentance... i said, im not gonna hurt you, im just gonna bash your brains in!" ~jack nickelson, the shining.

"so what your saying is that the right side of the bed is actually the left side of the bed? your an asshole, you know im ocd!" tsunami salami

"i think they put some kind of anti laxative in the food here so you dont waste the water man." Mr Lines, ajo.

"Mat good: we should so kick whose ever ass didnt tell us that the god damn breakfast wasnt free. man, all i had was a freakin muffin... who the hell charges 11.50 for a poppyseed muffin? travis richter and derek bloom (in unison): that bastard with the pig in a boler hat moustache. ::as the bastard with the pig in a boler hat moustache walks by::"

"strikers dont strike out on superbowl sunday" "support the scene, quit your band" ~underminded

"MY GOD! its finally happened... he's collapsed in on himself like a neutron star." ~Stewie

"the arian brotherhood, they arent evil. they just beleive in killing, dying, and destroying all in the name of heritige." donnahue.

"maybe ill break into their house... but not take anything. but ill leave something that wasnt there before, you know... just to mess with them, it will destroy their family. they'll get home and say 'oh my god, our house was broken into, but what the shit did they take?!' then their young adopted son david walks in the room and starts screaming for dire life sake that the tv remote dosent work. then theyll realize that 'that bastard, i know what he did! he switched the batteries in the remote for half jiuced ones!' then their family will be torn apart in a divorce that was totally my fault." ~ through russell from dane cook

"Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man... Didja ever look at a dollar bill man There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too." ~ slater, dazed and confused.


10 INTRESTING THING ABOUT ME.

1. im a vegerian
2. i adore vampires, but im not obsessed... i think
3. magical giraffes are my penpals, as of late
4. im a misanthrope
5. i have many many tattoos, 40 ish
6. i think peircings are a way of life
7. im not racist, or prejudice but i hate you all equally
8. i enjoy long walks on the beach, if im holding the machete
9. something needs to be done about george bush... something
10. um, dark green or crimson are my favorite colors
bonus : im an insomniac 78% of the time



MY AP FAMILY.

if you bring me inside ill tear up your new couch and mess up the carpet. and that kleenex in the trash looks like its good to chew on. /// if you have a dog then you know what i mean.


MONSTER IN MY CLOSET: wee beastie
THIRD COUSIN: simply katheryn
FRIEND AND THERAPIST: sevas-tra321
THE VOICE IN MY HEAD: amethyst butterfly
THE EVIL ADVISOR: Black label
RABID ZOMBIE PLATAYPUS OF DOOM: fenrir silverthorn


MY OPINIONS. like em or not here they are

1. god does not exist. he is just an imaginary friend that people have so they arent afraid of the dark or death or being alone. it comforts the insecurities of man.
2. everyone who follows catholocism is a hypocrite
3. gays/lesbians should be allowed to marry and adopt. to each their own and heres to ya ma.
4. illigal aliens (no matter what circumstances) should be shipped to ethiopia so they can see that their own country isnt so bad
5. if you have aids or some form of std then you should be required to have a tattoo below your waist line that says "im not clean"
6. cheaters, liars, and fakers suck
7. true love is undefinable in words
8. highschool was a four year long bitchfest
9. if someone says like more than five times in one minute, they need to be muted for life.
10. marijuanna should be legalized so people dont have to resort to harder drugs to get their fix.
11. censorship should be illegal
12. i may sound like a hippie but everyone shouldnt eat meat
13. all guns should be melted down into pogosticks.



Questions Id like answered before i die (if she's up there)

1. is a tomato a friut or what?
2. why is there brail on drive thru tellers at the bank?
3. whats on the other side of a black hole?
4. who would win in a fight, chuck norris, or highlander?
5. are there such things as ghosts
6. why do women get a whole store of underwear?
7. does this hurt *smack*
8. where would i be if i hadnt screamed in my heighbor hood that one day seven years ago?
9. how does liquid soap stay a liquid?
10. if you squeeze too hard, does it burst?



MY QUESTIONS FOR YOU...

since i hate people im going to know you so i dont have to hate you. maybe well become aquantiances or friends. for friends are not people, their missing peices of your personality...

1. whats your favorite animal and why
2. pizzia toppings
3. favorite band and why
4. tell me what you think the meaning of life is
5. give me five words to describe yourself
6. what is the number one reason why people kill eachother
7. what do you think the cure for cancer is
8. who is your favorite teacher youve ever had and why
9. who do you look up to
10. why are you looking at my page?

POETS THAT ARE WORTHY:::
there are many many on this site who are not worthy of being called poets in my opinion. these are the ones who are.
1: Zenethian woe
2: Amethyst Butterfly
3: Sevas-tra321
4: Dericlee
5: Cupcrazy
6: Grannyeri
7: Sgaaerith
8: TravisB
9: SallerStaller
10: Fenrir marius
11: Count CrimsonAvarius
10: Let The Fire Play

If you want on the list, send me a link to a poem that makes you deserving... not that you need to or want to impress me. but it is an exclusive list!


DISCLAIMER:

i do want this message to get across, so i will say this in english. by all means, i encourage you from time to time to question my judgement. always in a respectful manner of course. but the penalty for anyone beinging up my chinese or american heritige in a negative fashion is i collect your fuckin head.

and if anything has offended you on my page press the BACK button at the top of your screen and never come back! if you decide to report me i have only this to say.

"any one who appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. anyone who cannot take care of himself without said laws is both. for a wounded man will say to his assailant, 'if i live i will kill you, but if i die you are forgiven' thus is the rule of honor"

~~~~lamb of god, omerta


VIDEO GAMES av.

yes i am a game junkie in my spare time, quite addicting. well lemme see...

halo 2, halo, brothers in arms, battle feild 2, onimoshua, gran turismo 4, god of war, empire earth, doom 3, red faction.


YOU MUST READ THIS SHIT TO PROCEEDEDED

Did you see that clip they were like showing the other day on uh ESPN
or whatever. They were showing like the best crazy accidents or something.
It was like the best of the worst car you know like.
They showed this one clip man . If you saw this this was nuts.
The two cars go around the corner and they like catch each other
they start to roll. The tire flys into the stands, hit's a woman in the face!
And when you first saw it you were like OOOOOO!
That tire just hit that woman in the in the face!
Oh good they're showin' it again Look Look Look Look at this right here.
Slow it down..yeah that's when it hits her in the face.
And the funny thing is everybody around the lady like dove out of there.
Everyone got out of there but she just like sits there like.
You see everyone dives and at the last minute as the tire is rocketing at her
face. This is her defense. She goes OOOOO!
Like she's just gonna get in a slap fight with a Goodyear.
Like she's just gonna go PAH and deflect it.
Or maybe she just palmed it PAH.
There can only be one Highlander! Tires cannot defeat me!
What a horrible way to go...What happened to Mary?
A tire... hit her in the face. How do you say that without laughing.
A tire- I can't even do it now! How did Mary die? A TIRE hit her in the FACE!
What was she doing putting her face near tires?
No no no no this tire hunted Mary down. This tire murdered Mary.
This tire wasn't fucking around as we like to say.
This tire was out for vengeance.
I don't wanna die with a tire hitting me in the goddamn face