VanityAngst• Show poetry

• Last seen on Mar 24 2:28 PM. Member since November 1, 2006.
• I'm a jade dragon poet for 296 comments.
• My mood is , and quote is "Poets are just kids who didnt make it -Fall Out Boy".
• I am a 17 year old girl (United States)
• When I'm not writing, I'm making a scene.
• Visit my homepage at www.myspace.com/ashleycoolley
• 
• I am in the groups A Glitter Scarred Mascara Teared Group, A day stained in blood The life of a c, Broken Butterflies Upon Bruised Roses, Drug wrecks and candy pills, Gay Lesbian and Bisexuals Group, Girl Interrupted, PinUp Doll Disasters, Poets Against Child Abuse, Theres Something Sexy About the Rain
• I have 296 comments, 1 contest, 92 poems, 11 stories

My Poetry

• A Broken Heart For Valentine's Day

  I liked you
  and liked you

  23 lines, February 14
• mommy?

  what can i say? i dont know what to do.

  15 lines, 3 comments, July 27, 2008. In Life
• [ I straighten my hair...thrice ]

  I straighten my hair...thrice Change and rechange my clothes

  20 lines, 1 comment, June 27, 2008
• I was uncomfortable (to my dad)

  Every time You run back to her.

  45 lines, April 22, 2008

My Stories

• LoSt

  I know everything is ok, 1
  

  119 lines, February 26
• Senior Seminar Paper(ignore)

  720 lines, 1 comment, August 25, 2008. In 600-2000 words
• excpectations from a 17 year old?

  i have to know1 / what love is2 / if he'll hurt me3 / what i have to do4 / i have to see5

  46 lines, 5 comments, May 20, 2008. In

Guest Book

• breakdown-beatdown on December 10, 2007

  hey havnt been on in a while some shit happened and i was in the hospital so yea .....but whats up hun!
• ChemicalArtemis on November 26, 2007

  25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
  1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
  "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
  cleaning."
  2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
  "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
  3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
  "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next
  week!"
  4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
  "Because I said so, that's why."
  5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
  "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
  store with me."
  6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
  "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
  7. My mother taught to me IRONY.
  "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
  8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
  "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
  9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
  "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
  10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
  "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
  11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
  "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
  12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
  "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
  13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
  "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
  14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
  "Stop acting like your father!"
  15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
  "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
  have wonderful parents like you do."
  16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
  "Just wait until we get home."
  17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
  "You are going to get it when you get home!"
  18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
  "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
  way."
  19. My mother taught me ESP.
  "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
  20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
  "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
  21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
  "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
  22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
  "You're just like your father."
  23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
  "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
  24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
  "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
  25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
  "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
  
• ChemicalArtemis on November 26, 2007

  25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
  1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
  "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
  cleaning."
  2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
  "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
  3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
  "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next
  week!"
  4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
  "Because I said so, that's why."
  5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
  "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
  store with me."
  6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
  "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
  7. My mother taught to me IRONY.
  "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
  8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
  "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
  9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
  "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
  10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
  "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
  11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
  "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
  12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
  "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
  13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
  "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
  14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
  "Stop acting like your father!"
  15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
  "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
  have wonderful parents like you do."
  16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
  "Just wait until we get home."
  17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
  "You are going to get it when you get home!"
  18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
  "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
  way."
  19. My mother taught me ESP.
  "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
  20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
  "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
  21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
  "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
  22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
  "You're just like your father."
  23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
  "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
  24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
  "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
  25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
  "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
  
• Broken-Soul-17 : ASHLEY!!!! on November 23, 2007

  Hey chica! How have you been? I havent talked to you in sooo long! omg.... Whats new?
  
  Well I hope to talk to you again soon. Laters
  
  

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