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Hey, my name is Alex or Erika depending on who you are I only alow my close friends to call me Erika, My birthday is May 11. I am against abortion. In my free time i am either reading or playing video games, Perfect World, or Shaiya.

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Love Rules

1) A kiss on lips = I love you
2) Kiss on the ear = You're special
3) Kiss on the nose = Laughter
4) Kiss on the forehead = I comfort you
5) Kiss on the neck = I want you
6) Kiss on the shoulder = You are wonderful
7) Kiss anywhere else = Be careful
8) Play around with hair = I can't live without you
9) Holding hands = Happiness
10) Arms around your waist = Your all mine/I need you
11) A hug = I care
12) Smiling at each other = I like you
13) Lifting up eyebrows & = Flirting
14) Looking around = Hiding feelings
15) Tender kiss on the side of your lips = Your mine
16) Wetting your lips = Waiting for a kiss
17) Tear drop = I'm losing you
18) Crying = I've lost you

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80% of Americans say "I LOVE YOU".
20% actually mean it.
If you honestly are in the 20%, paste this into your profile


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If you'd like to help this bunny with world domination,
please paste him on your Page

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|………..| Put this on your
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|…….O.| ever pushed a
|………..| door that said pull!
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ABORTION IS WRONG

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never
see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never
run. One more mouth that will never speak.
paste on your page if you agree.

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Girl: Do i ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life.
Boy: my life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

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THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, “Hi Chinel. How’s your day been?”
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator while saying work it girl! And telling them to pose.
8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the cornerwith a wind up clock in it, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, “Did you feel that?”
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they open again!”
15) Swat at flies that don’t exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, “Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “Your one of THEM!” and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, “I have new socks on”.
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is MY personal space”

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You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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~*!*~ 16 Things to do at Wal-Mart ~*!*~

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! '
16. Open up a TV and start poking around inside of it with a serious look on your face. When on of the employees asks why you are messing with the inside of the TV, look at him like he's stupid and say, "I'm trying to disable the bomb, only I can't remember if it's the blue, green or red wire that I cut to disarm it. I didn't really complete my training.....darn that man....." Look back at the TV and point to a wire and then scream "BOOM!" and then start laughing.

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Celtic Starsign
The Wilow Tree
15 April - 12 May

The Willow was sacred to the Moon.
In Celtic myth the universe was hatched from two eggs
hidden among the boughs of the Willow.
Willow people have good memories,
they are articulate, strong willed and resourceful,
emotional and enigmatic.
They have quick responses
and are prone to sudden mood changes.




Ruling Deity: The Celtic Moon Goddess Ceridwen.
The Druic Animal: The Hare, which symbolises adaptation and intuition.

Willows must trust their inner voice or they can become moody
and chronicallyindecisive.

Planetary Ruler: Moon
Ogham Word: Sail

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FAKE FRIENDS: try to make you do something you don't want to
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you don't have regrets
FAKE FRIENDS: call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: would sit next to you saying "Damn.... we f**ked up... but that s**t was fun!"
REAL FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
FAKE FRIENDS: never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: are the reasons you never have food
FAKE FRIENDS: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep you stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
FAKE FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowds a$$ that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: walk right in and say "I'M HOME!!"
FAKE FRIENDS: are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "B***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t
REAL FRIENDS: will take your drink away when they think you've had enough
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**it about you
REAL FRIENDS: will knock them out
FAKE FRIENDS: would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back

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MAY
Stubborn and hardhearted
Strong-willed and highly motivated
Sharp thoughts
Easily angered
Attracts others and loves attention
Deep feelings
Beautiful physically and mentally
Firm standpoint
Easily influenced
Needs no motivation
Easily consoled
Systematic (left brain)
Loves to dream
Strong clairvoyance
Understanding
Sickness usually in the ear and neck
Good imagination
Good debating skills
Good physical
Weak breathing
Loves literature and the arts
Loves traveling
Dislike being at home
Restless
Not having many children
Hardworking
High spirited
Spendthrift


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------------------Girls
------------are like apples
--------on trees. The best ones
------are at the top of the tree
----The boys dont want to reach
---for the good ones because they
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
-from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
-something is wrong with them, when in
--reality, they're amazing. They just
---have to wait for the right boy to
----- come along, the one who's
----------- brave enough to
-----------------climb all
----------------- the way
-----------------to the top
----------------of the tree

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Through the powerful existence of
stones, people have worn the
appropriate stones for their Zodiac
signs as a powerful personal
Talisman.

Seasons and Stones:
Spring: Emerald
Summer: Ruby
Autumn: Sapphire
Winter: Diamond

Zodiac Signs and Stones:
Aries: Diamond, Amethyst, Carnelian, Fire Agate, Garnet, Pink Tourmaline, Topaz
Taurus: Emerald, Aquamarine, Kunzite, Lapis Lazuli, Rose Quartz, Sapphire
Gemini: Moss Agate, Pearl, Chrysocolla, Chrysoprase, Sapphire, Topaz
Cancer: Moonstone, Alibite, Chrysoprase, Emerald, Green Tourmaline, Opal, Pink Tourmaline, Rhodochrosite,
Leo: Onyx, Smokey Quartz, Amber, Carnelian, Chrysocolla
Virgo: Sapphire, Amazonite, Amber, Carnelian, Citrine
Libra: Opal, Tourmaline, Moonstone, Peridot
Scorpio: Topaz, Albite, Garnet, Malachite, Obsidian
Sagittarius: Lapis Lazuli, Amethyst, Azurite, Labradorite, Sodalite, Topaz
Capricorn: Ruby, Amber, Amethyst, Carnelian, Fire Agate, Garnet, Peridot, Labradorite, Ruby, Sapphire
Aquarius: Aquamarine, Garnet, Lapis Lazuli, Opal
Pisces: Amethyst


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