I am not very good at composing auto-biographical brilliance. I made a tentative outline on what my profile should look like based on the examples of other’s.
-Insert picture of self (note: make sure flash is strong enough to over-expose face and convert lumpy nose into a pale, white blur, along with any other facial disfigurements. Also note, face should be directed downwards and at an angle and lips should display a sad, thoughtful frown)-
-Insert introduction as to why I prefer to publicly display my poems rather than to keep them hidden in a notebook underneath my bed-
-My height, body weight, hair and eye color. (note: these are quintessential to any spectacular profile…a must add.)-
-Insightful quote-
-Insightful quotex2-
-Introduce boyfriend and numerous poems about fluffy love-
-Lyrics to an Evanescence song (note: does not matter which, randomly select from top hat)-
-Lyrics to a song that no one has ever heard before (note: the more obscure, the higher the cool points will skyrocket)-
-Insert cute witty signature-
-Laura-Jane-
-Insert XOXOXOXOXO (note: best to fill up at least two lines of theses particular letters. Their powers are not fully comprehended but are not to be underestimated).-
People will love me in no time.
Poetry is a fickle bitch.
-Insert picture of self (note: make sure flash is strong enough to over-expose face and convert lumpy nose into a pale, white blur, along with any other facial disfigurements. Also note, face should be directed downwards and at an angle and lips should display a sad, thoughtful frown)-
-Insert introduction as to why I prefer to publicly display my poems rather than to keep them hidden in a notebook underneath my bed-
-My height, body weight, hair and eye color. (note: these are quintessential to any spectacular profile…a must add.)-
-Insightful quote-
-Insightful quotex2-
-Introduce boyfriend and numerous poems about fluffy love-
-Lyrics to an Evanescence song (note: does not matter which, randomly select from top hat)-
-Lyrics to a song that no one has ever heard before (note: the more obscure, the higher the cool points will skyrocket)-
-Insert cute witty signature-
-Laura-Jane-
-Insert XOXOXOXOXO (note: best to fill up at least two lines of theses particular letters. Their powers are not fully comprehended but are not to be underestimated).-
People will love me in no time.
Poetry is a fickle bitch.
- Last seen on Jul 13 12:36 AM 2007. Member since April 12, 2005.
- I'm a jade dragon poet for 240 comments.
- My mood is , and quote is "There's a gaping hole in my pants. Shhh...".
- I am a 18 year old girl from Georgia (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm a minty tube of toothpase.
- Visit my homepage at www.xanga.com/midnightwaltz
- I am in the groups Allpoetry Friends, Most annoying group name goes to A GREAT BIG HUMUNGOUSLY SHINY SUPER HAPPY GROUP OF EXTRAORDINARILY CHEERFUL AND BRILLIANTLY FLUFFY PEOPLE AND THEIR FRIENDLY LOVABLE JUICY PET LOAF, a circle of light, a group 4 crazy people
- I have 240 comments, 2 contests
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Euphemism on May 21, 2007No! You are wrong! Edna is not great Edna is a deplorable menace.
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Satellite on June 22, 2006hey, thanks for reviewing my poem, i'll be sure to check out some of yours soon! i just had to tell you that your page rockéd my socks. i adore your sense of humor, which could be attributed to the fact that you appear to be at least partially insane, like myself, and so many other people on this website.
i think it's a poet thing.
or maybe it's a people thing.
you'll be hearing from me.
-Satellite aka Solomynne -
Psycho Jess on March 29, 2006Lmao!! I stumbled across a comment you left on a post in one of the groups you are a part of and what you said about sadness (is that a word?) really interested me. So I thought i'd come check you out. And although i have no yet got round to reading any of your poetry (but rest assured I will) I'm soo glad I did because your author page is fantastic!!
It kept me amused for a whole half hour! (yes i am easily amused possibly!) but anyway. Yeah, I just thought i'd stop by and say hi.
JESSxxx -
DreamerOfTheStars on October 26, 2005Hi I liked your application and now you are in my group I'm not on that often but when I'm on I try to help
