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I'M very confusing.........outspoken...OK i can't describe myself in a few words can you then that means you pretty boring to be able to do that...
well your sane!! ( remember to be called insane in an insane world is actually be called sane,.. words of Demetri (not sure if it's his )
Also i ask a lot of question so don't tell it scare you ......as it does some people!!!

PEOPLE
Richard II died aged 33 in 1400. A hole was left in the side of his tomb so people could touch his royal head, but 376 years later some took advantage of this and stole his jawbone. WOW

BE A GOOD FATHER
A father sea catfish keeps the eggs of his young in his mouth until they are ready to hatch. He will not eat until his young are born, which may take several weeks.
DON'T EAT YOUR KIDS

BE GLAD YOUr AMERICIAN
In the 1920's 4,000,000,000,000,000,000 German marks were worth 1 US dollar.

JUST LIKE MY HOUSE
The Great Pyramid of Giza consists of 2,300,000 blocks each weighing 2.5 tons.

GUESS I'M NOT AVERGE
The average person loses two ballpoint pens a week
(I LOST LIKE 6)


HOPE YOU NEVER GO COLD
It takes 35 to 65 minks to produce the average mink coat. The numbers for other types of fur coats are: beaver - 15; fox - 15 to 25; ermine - 150; chinchilla - 60 to 100.
(ANIMAL CRUELITY IS WRONG!!)

MORE FOR ME HA HA
There are more chickens than people in the world.

I SEE WHY YOUR ALERGIC
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite
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why???


Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?


2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?


3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?


4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?


5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?


6. Why is a boxing ring square?


7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?


8. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?


9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?


10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?


11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?


12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?


15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


16. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?


17. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


18. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?


19. If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?


20. Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?


21. What do people in China call their good plates?


22. What do you call a male ladybug?


23. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?


24. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


25. Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?


26. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?


27. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?


28. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?


29. Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?


30. Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?


31. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?


32. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?


33. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?


34. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?


35. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it?


36. If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?


37. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?


38. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?


39. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?


40. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?


41. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?


42. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


43. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


44. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?


45. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?












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if you going to make a difference in this corrupted world paste this on your page.

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my homies-
liz, tye ,jordan ,roger ,benita, melissa, earnest, Jocelyn,corn Kris ect...

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Below is Mr. Bunny.
Please paste him on your homepage
to help him on his mission to
DOMINATE the world!!!!!
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it's funny most of the poems i write about have nothing to do with me. I just write and as soon as the pen hits the paper it get a mind of it own.And what ever in on my mind just comes out in poetry form.......
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Quotes...to keep in mind!!
---Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

-----Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.
Maya Angelou

--------Get mad, then get over it.
Colin Powell

--------Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.
Buddha

---------How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
Marcus Aurelius

----------If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size?
Sydney J. Harris

--------Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Phyllis Diller


---------Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
Ambrose Bierce

EVERYBODY HAS AN ANGRY FURNACE AT THE CORE OF THEIR HEART BUT THE FLAMES ONLY GET WORST IF YOU KEEP ADDING FIRE WOOD.
BLOSSOM LUKE



-----------A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away.
Bil Keane

----------All men who have achieved great things have been great dreamers.
Orison Swett Marden

----------Everything that is new or uncommon raises a pleasure in the imagination, because it fills the soul with an agreeable surprise, gratifies its curiosity, and gives it an idea of which it was not before possessed.
Joseph Addison

-----------I am imagination. I can see what the eyes cannot see. I can hear what the ears cannot hear. I can feel what the heart cannot feel.
Peter Nivio Zarlenga

---------I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
Theodor Geisel

--------I paint objects as I think them, not as I see them.
Pablo Picasso
--------I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.
Michelangelo

--------If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
George S. Patton

---------Imagination has brought mankind through the dark ages to its present state of civilization. Imagination led Columbus to discover America. Imagination led Franklin to discover electricity.
L. Frank Baum


----------Imagination rules the world.
Napoleon Bonaparte

------IF YOU DON'T HAVE AN IMAGINATION YOUR LIFELESS.
BLOSSOM LUKE

-------It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see.
Henry David Thoreau

-------A poet is, before anything else, a person who is passionately in love with language.
W. H. Auden

--------A poet looks at the world the way a man looks at a woman.
Wallace Stevens (???? HOW DOES A MAN LOOK AT A WOMAN? LOL)

--------Even when poetry has a meaning, as it usually has, it may be inadvisable to draw it out... Perfect understanding will sometimes almost extinguish pleasure.
A. E. Housman

--------Genuine poetry can communicate before it is understood.
T. S. Eliot

-------Action and reaction, ebb and flow, trial and error, change - this is the rhythm of living. Out of our over-confidence, fear; out of our fear, clearer vision, fresh hope. And out of hope, progress.
Bruce Barton


-----HOW DO WE KNOW IF WE ARE MOVING FORWARD IF SOMETHING DOESN'T STAY THE SAME

BLOSSOM LUKE

-------LIFE DOESN'T HAVE TO CHANGE BUT IF IT DOESN'T YOU WOULDN'T BE LIVING....

BLOSSOM LUKE

--------All change is not growth, as all movement is not forward.
Ellen Glasgow

---------All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another.
Anatole France


-------NOW THAT I'M WRITING THIS IT IS THE PRESENT BUT NOW THAT YOUR READING IT IT IS THE PAST
BLOSSOM LUKE

---------Always remember that the future comes one day at a time.
Dean Acheson

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Anyone who thinks there's safety in numbers hasn't looked at the stock market pages.
Irene Peter

---------If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.
Maya Angelou

---------If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change.
John A. Simone, Sr.

------A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
Herb Caen

----------By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.
Confucius

--------Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge

--------Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.
Elbert Hubbard

--------Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.
Alfred Lord Tennyson

-------In seeking wisdom thou art wise; in imagining that thou hast attained it - thou art a fool.
Lord Chesterfield

--------It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf.
Walter Lippmann

------The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it.
Jean Paul

-------The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
Oliver Wendell Holmes

--------There is a wisdom of the head, and a wisdom of the heart.
Charles Dickens

--------If you want to make beautiful music, you must play the black and the white notes together.
Richard M. Nixon



------To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.
Bertrand Russell

-------Turn your wounds into wisdom.
Oprah Winfrey

--------Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
Doug Larson

-------If a composer could say what he had to say in words he would not bother trying to say it in music.
Gustav Mahler


-------If you want to be found stand where the seeker seeks.
Sidney Lanier

-------It is cruel, you know, that music should be so beautiful. It has the beauty of loneliness of pain: of strength and freedom. The beauty of disappointment and never-satisfied love. The cruel beauty of nature and everlasting beauty of monotony.
Benjamin Britten

--------Music doesn't lie. If there is something to be changed in this world, then it can only happen through music.
Jimi Hendrix

-------Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent.
Victor Hugo

------------Music happens to be an art form that transcends language.
Herbie Hancock
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i stole this from tyleah...

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one of my favorite scriptures!


The Lord is my Shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures:
He leadeth me beside the still waters.
He restoreth my soul:
He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for His name' sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: For thou art with me;
Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies;
Thou annointest my head with oil; My cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the House of the Lord forever.

(i hope)

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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

Just twenty seconds worth of fuel remained when Apollo 11’s lunar module landed on the moon.

If you attempted to count to stars in a galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3,000 years to count them all.

Every minute in the U.S. six people turn 17.

Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.

Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music.

Guinness Book Of Records holds the record for being the book most stolen from Public Libraries.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning

The average chocolate bar has 8 insects’ legs in it

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

A polar bear’s skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.

Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.


Shakespeare invented the words “assassination” and “bump”.

If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.

The sentence “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter in the english language.

The word “lethologica” describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters only one row of the keyboard.

A snail can sleep for 3 years.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

China has more English speakers than the United States.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

“I am” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
Cats have over 100 vocal sounds, dogs only have about 10.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our noses and ears never stop growing.

Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

Montpelier, Vermont is the only U.S. State capital without a McDonald’s.


No word in the English language rhymes with month ,orange ,silver or purple.

The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.



The first Ford cars had Dodge engines.

Cat’s urine glows under a black light.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

It takes about a 1/2 gallon of water to cook macaroni, and about a gallon to clean the pot.

The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously. Who would try?

If you have three quarters, four dimes and four pennies, you have $1.19.
You also have the largest amount in coins, without having change for a dollar.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

No NFL team which plays it’s home games in a domed stadium has ever won a Superbowl.

The first toilet ever seen on television was on “Leave it to Beaver”.

In the great fire of London in 1666, half of London was burnt out but only 6 people were injured.

Frank Lloyd Wright’s son invented Lincoln Logs.

Only one person in 2 billion will live to be 116 or older.

The name Wendy was made up for the book “Peter Pan”.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

On average, people fear spiders more than they do death!!!

The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.


Better known truth, when you eat celery you burn more calories than you consume

Scientific research has been found to be a leading cause of cancer in rats!

Half of all living things live on 6% of the land on the planet, the rain forest.

The study of stupidity is called 'monology'.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

Sir Isaac Newton was obsessed with the occult and the supernatural.