Tyler-the-Grate• Show poetry

Hey, it's me, the most awesome person in the world. That is, of course, excluding everyone cooler than me. I like PB&J sandwitches.

"I have learned that when you allow distance to come between you and someone you care about… there is a point where the gap can never be filled." -Cristina Mancillas

+ I am 16 years old
+ I like throwing bonified skeletons at people.
+ I live in Kansas
+ I like chocolate milk
+ I am the coolest guy that i know to ever want a pony
+ i like urinating in public.
+ I have blonde hair
+ I am just above 5' tall
+ I forgot what my favorite color is.
+ I have blue-green eyes
+ I am not the dating type
+ My favorite band is MEATLOAF! YEAH! (or dragonforce, their good too.)
+ I'm a gangsta. (or not)
+ If I could eat a rhinocerous, i would do it.
+ It would probably make me cry when i realized i was hurting it.
+ I have 5 cats. Honey, Angel, Snickers, Toby, and Baby Girl
+ i have 2 rats named Valentine and Rose.You don't. Haha!
+ I also have a dog named Sasha.
+ My favorite liquid is water. (I like to drink it sometimes)
+ ...or do i...
+ The poem i think i did the best on is my new and improved "how could you"
+ my other poems are pretty funny.
+ try reading all of them if you have time.
+ i would advise reading some of the poems from the people on my "coolest profiles evuh!" section.
+ I would say "fuck you!", but i wouldn't want to offend anyone.
+ if there is anthing else you would like to know about me, just send the shit out of that message until it can't be sent any more.

Here's a list of the coolest profiles evuh!

* LostSoulRomance
* Shine
* The Stephi
* FulaBeans
* to be continued...

THE STEPHI
She's definitely the hottest person alive! For some reason, she stopped talking to me. i know that just from typing with her on this website. her typing is more beautiful than any other persons i know. i know that this may sound creepy and all, but i know EVERYTHING about her, and she hasn't even told me about herself at all. i know her age, gender, location, her exact address, and how many guys she's had sex with. now, if that ain't true, you can sue me. by the way, she is my first wifey on here, i think. i have like 6 or 7, so yeah.

ChildoftheFae
This is my favorite poet, right here. you should check this guy out, if anyone. not to say my other faves are terrible of course. he is definitely amazing when it comes to writing anything. He has written so much! you should check out Madness in a small town, star crossed, LostSoulRomance, and some of his others. Their AMAZING i tell ya! AMAZING! if you can raed tihs tehn yuor'e amzaignly awsemoe!

Shine
she has a seperate style of writing than most people i know. it is unique and i like it. i put her on here especially because she has been a good friend to me, Though she hasn't proven to be truthful. she is very nice, and shows respect. She's a ninja. I've known her for a long time, and my opinion for her is all over the place.. Really, i don't know what to think of her.

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