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hello. i am me, and me is chelsea. that is all you need to know. i am a bitch but a feirce and loyal friend. oddly enough.....nobody wants me though....I started writing as a way to pass school, and then it became my escape ion a broken home. it led me on a journey, and i was inpired by the books who helped me ignore the trajedy in my life. i wanted to help my friends and strangers dissapear and forget the pain. let them know they arent alone. i wanted to show them no matter how different you are, through writing you can relate and find kindred spirits. ask me whatever you want, ill answer and ill be honest. that not a common trait, but i am anything but common. i am a wellspoken, literate, smart, bisexual redneck. i dont fit it into any stereotype, so if thats what youre looking for fuck off. youre lookin in the dark for what doesnt exist.Im a BAMF redeneck, and thats pretty much it yallz. Not much else to me... I'm fairly simple....no not really. I am simple, but only when you get to know me. I am complicated and a walking self-contradiction but by no means a hypocrite. I love music and art and wrting. I like to laugh and hate to cry, want to trust people but never believe them. I cant decide if strong is not showing your emotions or letting it out and not givin a *woot*. it all depends on the situation i guess. Im afraid of everything, but I fear nothing. i do what I want, but i try to do whats right
AP family:
mom-sock--aka penguins owner
Father-the grim reformed
little kicka$$ brother- Iron Dragon ~Caleb
mamas darling boy~cmpunk~Chris
BAMF sister--IKilledSpiderman
Dad-D-Dmonik
Sister-SilverMoonFeathers. Rejected Easter Egg
FEEL FREE TO JOIN!!

Truth_N_Southrn_Ink
I am determined to write the truth noone will speak!

Okay So Random Facts
Name: Chelsea or CJ for simpler people
Age: 16
Locations: Florida
Occupation: HAHA as if
Weight: too much for my taste but not fat
Height: 5' 1"
Stauts: single
Reason: Justin is the most amazing boy on earth, and I cant have him nemore
Dreams: none that will happen, to mkae someones dream come true is mine
Crushes: it aint you...maybe..idk whos reading this lol
Besties: on here..Danny and Scott and Rayne..off of here...people
Schooling: Junior in HS..yes Im illegal
FOOTBALL!!: GATORS ( it aint a game its a way of life )
My links:
http://s518.photobucket.com/albums/u343/XxNeverForgetMexX/?special_track=nav_tab_my_albums
www.myspace.com/chelzcountry
you showed me perfection, then all it's flaws you promised me foreve, but forever's not long you swore to love me and in you I believed you swore to protect me, and here I lay and bleed
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AwesomeJoshomes problems with the wrold today

My problems with the world today

1. Gas sucks and its expensive (end of disscusion)
2. It's hard to find a job because they all want an experianced worker, but how can i ever be an experianced worker if no one will hire me to get experiance?
3. Ice Cream, The jump in prices is annoying, can't we all just be happy with 75 cent cones?
4. The War in the middle east, were secretly warring with everyone else, just it's not "real" i guess so war it up my friends
5. Hippocrates was not a hippocrite, but he did write the hipocratic law that the doctors use, but does that mean that doctors are hipocrates?
6. The Colbert Report/Daily Show/The Late Late Show are all awesome because they make me laugh, we need to make them on at earlier times
7. I like the powerrangers, and so do other kids, make them play earlier than 11 and more than 1 time a week
8. bring back bugs bunny, wtf were they thinking??!
9. Bring back daffy too, and all the other characters, and don't make them look new, the old way was best
10.Who wears short shorts? I still have yet to find this out
11.She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini, yet I still have to see her actually wearing it *stares at T.V. screen and says "I need more!"
12.Baseball rivalries? why? I have no time for this small trifle of an arguement!
13.Football rivalries? why? I have no time for the silly things like this!
14.Soccer Rivalries? I've never watched soccer on T.V. and the U.S. Team sucks so IDC about rivalries.
15.If war is so bad, then why does everyone insist on talking about it, its like table manners, you just should know what and what not to do/say
16.Why does everything need to be protested, pretty soon there gonna protest protests and then they will protest the protesting of protesters!
17.My generation is so depressed that it makes me worried, your parents 70's/80's STD's may have caused this, make sure you get checked for HIV before you let anyone touch you
18.Fake people scare me, Be yourself and life is good
19.People who don't forgive deserve to be shot, life is built upon a system of trust, if you have none then too bad, go buy some on e-bay, Im sure they sell it there
20.Commercials for pills that say ask your doctor about them, why have commercials with phone numbers at the bottom of the screen if you need to talk to your doctor to get them perscribed to you?
21.Mr. Rogers Sweaters (may they and he R.I.P) why were they ever on this planet? And why was he so old before he died? he was in jesus's year book as a teacher!
22.Muffins, Muffins bother me alot, You walk into a store and they either have 1 of 2 kinds of muffins, the Mini-Muffin oh yea, their tasty and sooooooOOOOOOO filling!, I want a REAL muffin, one that can fill me up more than a slice of pepperoni! type 2 muffin is when you walk into a store, and see the muffins and are Like OMG! ILL TAKE THE BEANBAG CHAIR WITH RASAINS! Type 2 is just to big, when can we learn that the real muffins are in the middle of that? and take a muffin with a glass of milk, That soda and breakfast shit just isn't good for you, do that every morning and you'll be our restored gas supply for the rest of your life.
23.Cereal, why do they have the same cereal with 40 different names in the same section of the isle? Freakin cocoa crunchies, Cocoa puffs, Cocoa Puffers, Cocoa Puffies, Cocoa Munchies, Extreme Cocoa puffs, Extremer Cocoa munchies, THEY ARE ALL THE SAME KID JUST PICK ONE

ALL THE IMPORTANT THINGS NOONE SEES
i am southern i am a redneck...but call me whitetrash you die
im a flirt..mainly its harmless so return the love
i dont beleive in love, but hope everyone else finds it
i cry and cry...but none sees the tears
i hate myself, so when i say im awesome i dont mean it
even when u jokingly say i love u, i dont believe u, but wish it to be tru
even when u joikngly say i hate u..a piece of me dies

i used to a happygolucky gal. now im just a depressed, sad, angry, confused teenager.i dont kno who i am or who i want to be. i make no sense and i suffer from moodswings like crazy.


but i am loyal. i am a lover til you fuck with my friends. i love my friends, theyre all i have, and mess with them you die. i like boys and girsl yes, but boys are more my buddies. i have tons of guy friends. dont call me a whore. im just oneoftheguys.

i write, not to impress you. but to hopefully help you. and to heal myself.

i hate...
liars
hypocrites
assholes
cheaters
abusers
yelling
fighting
silence
pain
seeing others in pain

im scared of...
everything
being alone
dissapointing those i love
but youll never see that. youll never kno im scared

i spent my last four years
crying myself to sleep
doind drugs and drinkin
haning with the wrong crowd
stadnig out
being noticed
respected, admired, feared, loved, and hated
being me
killing my moms heart
and im turn killing me

i have
overdosed
had sex
smoke
popped pills
been arrested
drank
stolen
cheated
lied
brokenhearts

right now i am...
singlehandedly killing someones heart
losing my inspiration
and falling in love..with the wrong guy


i am proud
of who i am
but not of what ive done



Comes The Dawn

After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul

And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't always mean security.

And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises

And you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes ahead with the grace of a woman,
not the grief of a child.

And you learn to build all your roads on today because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain,

For plans and futures have a way of falling down in mid-flight.

After a while you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much.

So you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.

And you learn that you really can endure, that you really are strong and you really do have worth.

And you learn and you learn with every goodbye you learn...



I asked you if you liked me, you said no. I asked you if I was pretty, you said no. I asked you if i was in your heart, you said no. I asked you if you would cry if I walked away, you said no. So I walked away... you grabbed my arm and said... I don't like you, I love you... You're not pretty, you're beautiful... You're not in my heart, you are my heart...And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die... I love you.

"There has to be darkness
Before there can be light.
I write for the same reason
I breathe; because if I didn't,
I would die. ~Isaac Asimov "

-- i'm sweet
[until you piss me off]
-- i don't believe in forever-love
[everything ends somewhere]
-- i don't believe in perfection
[everyone has a flaw somewhere]
-- i'm not skinny
[i like to not dissapear when someone
puts their arms around me]
-- don't call me fat
[i'll kick your ass]
-- my family is the most important thing in my life
[including those close friends that are
lucky enough to be considered family]
-- if you're not impressed
[guess what! i don't care... kthx.byee ]

READ THIS:

Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything?

Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

Isnt it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone

are you laughing?

Isnt it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more *bunny* from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

Isnt it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

im not laughing

Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

Isnt it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS

keep on laughing

Isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life

without knowing her situation with her friends

or her family

or her LIFE

BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH

OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND

BRAVE IS

GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE *bunny*S AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES

ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT

ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET

ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE

ITS ANOTHER DAY OF *bunny*ING AND DODGING RUMORS

keep on laughing
if you agree put this on ur blog
and advise others to do so
screw THE EMO HATERS.

Why can't I forget you?
Why can't I get you out of my head?
Why can't I stop crying?
Why do I feel dead?
When we were together
I felt so alive,
and now I don’t even know
if I can survive.
I know you've moved on,
because we haven't talked in a while,
but I wont let you see me cry
I'll just put on a fake smile.
Just answer me this,
did you really love me?
Never mind I don’t care,
just let me be,
Once is enough,
I don’t care any more,
Leave me alone to die.
By:LiveAlive




"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
Short and funny quote by, Homer J Simpson.



"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
Short funny quotes, Unknown.



"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
Short funny quotes by, Zsa Zsa Gabor



"I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."
Short and funny quotes, Rodney Dangerfield



"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world," Calvin.



"Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?" Hobbes.
Short and funny quotes, Calvin and Hobbes.



"Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality."
Short and funny quote by, Clifton Fadiman.



"Never stand between a dog and the hydrant."
Short Funny Quote by, John Peers.



"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough."
- Short and funny quote by, Pearl Williams.



"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner."
Short and funny quote by, Lyndon B. Johnson.



"He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants."
Short and funny quote by, Chuck Tanner



If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!
~I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
~I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
~I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
~We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
~I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
~I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
~I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
~I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
~We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
~I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
~I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
~I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
~I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
~I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
~I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
~I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
~I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~
~I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
REPOST THIS ON YOUR AUTHOR PAGE IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG!





If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road...
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page.
if you would do this for me you rock!!! lol

After awhile you learn the difference between holding a hand and falling in love. You begin to learn that kisses don't always mean something and promises can be broken just as quickly as they are made and sometimes...goodbyes really are forever"




I'm sorry

Im sorry if I don't meet your standards
I'm sorry if I'm not a *bunny*
I'm sorry if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs.
I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs
I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".
I'm sorry if I'm not taned enough for you
I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you.
I'm sorry if I'm weird
I'm sorry that I write about you every day
I'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.
I'm sorry if im not tall enough.
I'm sorry if I don't have sex with you on the first date.
I'm sorry if I'm annoying
I'm sorry if my hair is not long enough.
I'm sorry that im different from those other girls
I'm sorry i won't hang all over you, and be a complete tramp to make you happy.
I'm sorry that I actually care about you
and actually call to see how you're doing.

But most of all...

I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.
If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry".
If you're one of the FEW GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are