Alright. So why in blue blazes are you here reading this junk? But, about me: I am 72 going on 5 years old. My hobbies include reading/writing, writing poetry (I'm not much of a fan of reading it unless it's the best of the best of the best), drawing, singing, listening to music, and making fun of proffessional, collegate, and high school sports.
My favorite passtimes outside of that list include intelligent conversation, plotting, fuming about how stupid society is, and the ever popular (if mundane) walk on the beach.
Turn offs include stupid people, cowards, flamers, flaming, religion bashers, atheists (especially the ones who think that there is no evidence for anything else), rap, rappers, bad writing, bad singing / humming / whistling / country music, waking up early and school.
I have a total of 193,243 words archived online at the moment, concentrated (for the most part) on http://www.fanfiction.net/u/553555/ (fanfiction) and http://www.fictionpress.com/u/486992/ (original fiction). Whatever you see here or at StoryWrite.Com are repeats of FFN or FPC posted works.
Favorite Movie: Batteries Not Included
Favorite Book: Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth (BIBLE)
Favorite Book Series: Left Behind, The Space Trilogy, The Chronicles of Narnia, Dune
Favorite Bible Passages: John 3:16-18, 1 Peter 2:9, 1 Peter 5:10, Hebrews 11, Joshua 1
All Time Favoirte Quote: DO IT NOW!!!!!!
Favorite TV Show: Tom & Jerry, House MD, The Price is Right
Favorite Genres: Science Fiction/Fantasy, Fantasy, Action/Adventure
Favorite Genres to Write: Science Fiction/Fantasy, Fantasy, Horror, Humor, Action/Adventure
And last but not least, I would just like to say that anyone who says "violence never solved anything" has no grasp whatsoever on the history of Human kind. They are stupid beyond all reason, and should be exiled from all society.
With that, Eli Matthews signing out! Back to you Jim...
My favorite passtimes outside of that list include intelligent conversation, plotting, fuming about how stupid society is, and the ever popular (if mundane) walk on the beach.
Turn offs include stupid people, cowards, flamers, flaming, religion bashers, atheists (especially the ones who think that there is no evidence for anything else), rap, rappers, bad writing, bad singing / humming / whistling / country music, waking up early and school.
I have a total of 193,243 words archived online at the moment, concentrated (for the most part) on http://www.fanfiction.net/u/553555/ (fanfiction) and http://www.fictionpress.com/u/486992/ (original fiction). Whatever you see here or at StoryWrite.Com are repeats of FFN or FPC posted works.
Favorite Movie: Batteries Not Included
Favorite Book: Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth (BIBLE)
Favorite Book Series: Left Behind, The Space Trilogy, The Chronicles of Narnia, Dune
Favorite Bible Passages: John 3:16-18, 1 Peter 2:9, 1 Peter 5:10, Hebrews 11, Joshua 1
All Time Favoirte Quote: DO IT NOW!!!!!!
Favorite TV Show: Tom & Jerry, House MD, The Price is Right
Favorite Genres: Science Fiction/Fantasy, Fantasy, Action/Adventure
Favorite Genres to Write: Science Fiction/Fantasy, Fantasy, Horror, Humor, Action/Adventure
And last but not least, I would just like to say that anyone who says "violence never solved anything" has no grasp whatsoever on the history of Human kind. They are stupid beyond all reason, and should be exiled from all society.
With that, Eli Matthews signing out! Back to you Jim...
- Last seen 2 hours ago. Member since February 6, 2007.
- I'm a carnelian hope poet for 100 comments.
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, and quote is "I'm so hip, I can hardly see past my pelvis.". - I am a guy from Iowa (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm plotting... Plotting is good, yes?.
- Visit my homepage at www.fictionpress.com/u/486992/
- I have 100 comments, 4 contests
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30 lines, 5 comments, April 8. In Nature
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It is for them, I beg partake
of poetry for po'try's sake.22 lines, 2 comments, April 5. In Other
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47 lines, 1 comment, April 1. In <600 words
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God can move, even when you're not at the altar.
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- The Dragonborn at storywrite
. - Prompt Me. at storywrite
. - Pew Prayers at storywrite
God can move, even when you're not at the altar.
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Trinity Dragon : Hey! It's me! on April 4, 2007Hey! It's me! Sign in and enjoy yourselves people! Huzzah!
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