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Bubble gum, bubble dumb,
On the bottom of my shoe; -
Orbs, orbs, orbs,
Her big blue reflective orbs, -
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
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Tony El Great on February 21, 2008Other poems that have won at AP but have been deleted from the contest page by accident; etc.: "Mushroom Forest" Gold, "The Rose Sonnet" H.M., "My Old Truck" H.M., "Bubba Sits Alone" H.M. (points only)
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Tony El Great on August 15, 2006BIOLOGY CLASS...
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!
"That must've been scary", said the teacher.
"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'..... and before he could say "Fuck," the rottweiler ate him!"
