Things You MUST Know About Me:
1. I have a turtle that will surely beat your turtle. It is dangerously skilled and on lolly water.
2. I have an unhealthy fetish with doonas. Occasionally, I spill juice on them.
3. Sometimes; I think I am a jumper. Strange, no? Then I wake up and realise I am, in actual fact, a carrot.
4. I have been known to spontaneously explode.
I draw my inspiration from the natural world. Such phenonemons as Vera Stephenson puzzle and intrigue me.
ADVICE OF THE MONTH: Next time you're stressed, count to ten and attempt to be a telegraph pole!
<3 Asphyxiated Grace-
She makes me think about cabbage... and cheese... delightful recollections of my [earlier] childhood. She also advises me on correct practice of darning socks and gives me free cereal. She writes truly amazing poetry- which I shall make you read by setting my refrigerator on you- that makes you "bubble." [Fill up with inexplainable and heart-wrenching emotions]. Her web cam is blue. =o
<3 Lunacy Toxin
Possibly the best kangaroo racer in this hemisphere. Also, perhaps, the other. Who knows?
We frolic through fields threaded with daisies -there are bees, my friends- but our cereal box ninja protects us. And the like. =D She also writes beautiful, lovely poetry.
I AM FOUNDING DIRECTOR OF THE BAKED VEGETABLE SOCIETY!
Fighting Recurring Vegecism In The 21st Century, amongst other problems. Including crown rot.
Cheerio, ducks. Look both ways before you cross.
P.S: Apparently, I am married. I find it quite amusing, thus I keep it there.
I HAVE BEEN HIDING IN THE MOUNTAINS FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS AND HAVE QUITE AN EXTENSIVE CASE OF WRITER'S BLOCK, SO PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO HURT ME.
1. I have a turtle that will surely beat your turtle. It is dangerously skilled and on lolly water.
2. I have an unhealthy fetish with doonas. Occasionally, I spill juice on them.
3. Sometimes; I think I am a jumper. Strange, no? Then I wake up and realise I am, in actual fact, a carrot.
4. I have been known to spontaneously explode.
I draw my inspiration from the natural world. Such phenonemons as Vera Stephenson puzzle and intrigue me.
ADVICE OF THE MONTH: Next time you're stressed, count to ten and attempt to be a telegraph pole!
<3 Asphyxiated Grace-
She makes me think about cabbage... and cheese... delightful recollections of my [earlier] childhood. She also advises me on correct practice of darning socks and gives me free cereal. She writes truly amazing poetry- which I shall make you read by setting my refrigerator on you- that makes you "bubble." [Fill up with inexplainable and heart-wrenching emotions]. Her web cam is blue. =o
<3 Lunacy Toxin
Possibly the best kangaroo racer in this hemisphere. Also, perhaps, the other. Who knows?
We frolic through fields threaded with daisies -there are bees, my friends- but our cereal box ninja protects us. And the like. =D She also writes beautiful, lovely poetry.
I AM FOUNDING DIRECTOR OF THE BAKED VEGETABLE SOCIETY!
Fighting Recurring Vegecism In The 21st Century, amongst other problems. Including crown rot.
Cheerio, ducks. Look both ways before you cross.
P.S: Apparently, I am married. I find it quite amusing, thus I keep it there.
I HAVE BEEN HIDING IN THE MOUNTAINS FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS AND HAVE QUITE AN EXTENSIVE CASE OF WRITER'S BLOCK, SO PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO HURT ME.
- Last seen on Nov 12 2:52 AM 2007. Member since August 22, 2006.
- I'm a citrine experience poet for 183 comments.
- My mood is , and quote is "Here's a pretty kettle of fish!".
- I am a 13 year old girl (Australia)
- When I'm not writing, I'm a Toilet-paper design inventor. I always knew I was born for the job. My patents include the seahorse and puppy hybrid. .
- I have 183 comments, 1 contest, 1 poem
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Internecine on November 11, 2006I think I fixed that webcam ^.^;; ... it was quite amusing though.
Why on earth do I have the end song of "Spirited Away" in my head? All the music in that movie depresses me for ages...
*Gasp* (no grasp) where are all your poems? You post them again quick smart, missy!
I really wanted to ask you Tissue... will you be my twin?? If anyone in this world is remotely like me it's you, you're one of my best friends... actually you can be my triplet, even though I have no others, it's something you would do.
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Ravenscroft on November 10, 2006I like that turtle
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Yahiko on October 16, 2006well I could always be ur mom (I am 16) or grandma or something...
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Etoile Filante on October 16, 2006Jumper ay? I like jumpers, beacuse they have the word jump in it and i like to jump
DDDD tis a very exiting thing to do. One time i jumped for a whole day and hurt my internmal organs lush eh? I luffs you!!!
Moll xxx
