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Hey I'm an 18 year old and I'm ENGAGED! I Love him so much!!!!!!!!!! I don't know what I would ever do without him! he is the greatest guy that I have ever met!!!!!!!!! I love to sing (only in the car, I hate singing in front of people lol), reading, writing poetry (duh, why else would I be here?), and hanging out with my friends! I got my first job over spring break, its ok, but its still a job, and its kinda boring. I like to listen to different types of bands such as Carrie Underwood,Evanescence, Linkin Park, Jason Michael Carroll, etc. As you can probably already tell, music is a BIG part of my life! I like to listen to music all the time! Another thing that I like to do is act really crazy, and yes, I'm also a DRAMA QUEEN! lol, I love to joke around a lot, and yes I act really stupid and crazy at times, but who cares, we all need to enjoy life and joke around, otherwise, everything would be boring! I love to go and hang out with my friends!! we have so much fun together!!!!



My poetry is dark, spiritual, and all of my poetry, except for Shout, is personal. When I write, I write what about what I am feeling and going through at the time.



~*!*~ Here are some things that I have found on peoples allpoetry pages that I thought were really funny or I have recieved them in my email, I hope that you enjoy! ~*!*~



~*!*~ God's Blessings! ~*!*~



I am the head, not the tail

I am above, not beneath

I am blessed, and not cursed

I am strong, not weak

I am well, not sick

I am rich, not poor

I am MORE than a conqueror

I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me

I am who God says I am

I can do what God says I can do

I have what God says I have

I am an over comer...

Gods blessings, boldness, favor and purpose are over taken me.




Questions of Life

1. why do they use steralized needles for death by lethal injection?

2. why does superman stop bullets with his chest but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

3. why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

4. why do people run over a string a dozen times with a vaccuum, reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vaccuum one more chance?

5. when we're in a supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart and apologizes, why do we say "that's alright"? well it's not alright, so why don't we say "that hurt you stupid idiot!?"

6. why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something falling off a table, you always manage to knock over something else?

7. why does someone believe you when you say there are 4 billion stars, but they check when you say the paint is wet?

8. why doesn't tarzan have a beard?

9. why do we press harder on the button of a remote when we know the batteries are dying?

10. why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?

11. how do those bugs get into enclosed light fixtures?

12. why do people constantly return to the refrigerator, hoping something new has materialized?

13. why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?






~*!*~ 16 Things to do at Wal-Mart ~*!*~



1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.



2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.



3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.



4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.... and see what happens.



5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.



6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.



7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.



8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'



9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.



10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.



11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.



12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.



13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"



14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"



15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! '



16. Open up a TV and start pokeing around inside of it with a serious look on your face. When on of the employees askes why you are messing with the inside of the TV, look at him like he's stupid and say, "I'm trying to disable the bomb, only I can't remember if it's the blue, green or red wire that I cut to disarm it. I didn't really complete my training.....darn that man....." Look back at the TV and point to a wire and then scream "BOOM!" and then start laughing.





~*!*~ 70 Cool sayings! ~*!*~



1. Good Girls are Bad Girls who don't get caught!



2. Loving you is like breathing, I can't live without it.....



3. Love is when every night you don't see him, you wish he was with you!



4. A man gave his wife 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake. Then he told her he would love her till the last one died!



5. I haven't yet had a dream come true, until the day I met you!



6. I loved you once, I love you still, I always have and always will!



7. If you really love someone nothing can stand in the your way.......



8. I never knew what love was until the day I met you......



9. You can't loose what you never had!



10. I'll stop loving you when forever is through!



11. I love you more today than yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow!



12. The only man worth your tears will never make you cry!



13. I have 24 hours: 8 to dream about you, 8 to think about you, 8 to love you and none to forget you!



14. Kiss as if it were your last time......



15. Don't frown cause you never know who is falling in love with your smile.................



16. You say you can't stand to see me get hurt, so do you close your eyes when you hurt me?



17. Everything is ok in the end, and if it's not ok it's not the end!



18. If God brings you to it then he will bring you through it....



19. If you love sombody write their name in a circle instead of a heart because hearts break but circles go on forvever!



20. Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control!



21. Friends try to prove your not a retarded psychopath...Best friends just share the retardedness with you!



22. Why do I love you?

Why do you lie?

Why are you the one that I despise

Why do I love you with all of my heart, when you don't love me and you never will start!



23. You know your in love when you walk around with that big dorky smile on your face hugging everyone including your math teacher.....



24. I wish dreams were like wishes and wishes came ture because in my dreams I'm always with you !



25. It takes only a minute to get a crush on somebody, an hour to like somebody and a day to love somebody, but it takes a lifetime to forget somebody



26. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear........



27. Sometimes I wish I was a kid again because skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.......



28. Sometimes you have to make sacrifices to do what you feel is right!



29. The worst thing a guy can do is let a girl fall in love with him when he doesn't intend to catch her when she falls.........



30. Don't cry over anyone who wont cry over you!



31. I never thought I could want someone so much, but now your not here and I'm knee deep in that old fear.....



32. It's hard to tell your mind to quit loving someone when your heart still does.......



33. Love is when you miss him even before he leaves, when you could talk to him all night and never get tired of his voice, It's when the thought of his name gives you butterflies and you see him smile when you close your eyes!



34. Maybe God wanted us to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one, so when we finally meet the right person we will know how to be greatful for that gift!



35. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in a large group!



36. Sometimes you just have to put on a smile, take on the day, hold back the tears, and pretend everythings ok!



37. There is no greater frustration than caring about someone when you don't want to care.........



38. Drunk is when you feel sophisticated, but you can't say it.



39. Girls are like phones.......We love to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong button you get disconnected!



40. You can't tell me whats going to make me happy because your not me!



41. Take life one step at a time.......



42. When someone you love becomes a memoery, the memory becomes a treasure............



44. All things grow with love!

Don't let your mind rule over your heart...........



45. Don't say you love someone unless you really mean it!



46. Love is like a war: It's easy to begin, but hard to end!



47. I can tell you miss me by the way you kiss me!



48. If loving you is wrong, then I don't want to be right............



49. Life is to short, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly, and forgive quickly.............



50. Never say you hate him, if you can't let go of him...........



51. She asked God for true love, and she learned to love herself.......



52. Why should I risk everything, when you risk nothing..............



53. Don't let me fall in love with you, if you don't intend to catch my fall.................



54. She talks about eternity, but he doesn't want to live forever......



55. If Tears Could Make Us Pretty....I Would Be The Prettiest Girl Alive!



56. His love is like the wind... I can't see it, but I can feel it!



57. Sometimes the very thing you're looking for, is the one thing you

can't see..............



58. Never leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love!



59. I can't love you until I learn to love myself......................



60. Sometimes the person you fall for isn't ready to catch you..........



61. Being in love is good....being loved is even better...but being loved by the one you love is everything...........



62. Don't be afraid to love..... not everyone will hurt you

I know how you feel, You broke my heart and I broke yours, I loved you and always will!



63. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them

to, doesn't mean that they don't love you with all they have.



64. Flaws make people more attractive!



65. A break up is like a broken mirror, its easier to leave alone than hurting yourself trying to put it back together....



66. A bend in the road is not the end of the road...unless you fail to make the turn.



67. If you really want to make God laugh, just tell him all your plans........



68. If you want me to fall for you, your going to have to give me something to trip over....



69. Love is a heart-break waiting to happen.......



70. It's funny how I miss you the most when your standing right next to me!







~*!*~ 40 things to do when you are bored in class!! ~*!*~

WARNING: Do not do all of them at once you may explode!





1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.

2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.

3. Sing Show Tunes.

4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.

5. Think of new pick lines. See if they work.

6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.

7. Churn some butter.

8. Conceive a brand new language.

9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.

10. Plot revenge against someone.

11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.

12. See how long you can hold your breath.

13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.

14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.

15. Change seats every three minutes.

16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.

17. Shave.

18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".

19. Announce to the class that you are crazy, and that you are angry at everyone.

20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.

21. Start a wave.

22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.

23. Roast marshmellows.

24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.

25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.

26. Take apart your desk.

27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.

28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.

29. Do a quick tapdance routine.

30. Try bird-watching.

31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".

32. Throw your backpack at someone.

33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".

34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.

35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".

36. Make a sundial.

37. Give yourself a new identity.

38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.

39. Dig an escape tunnel.

40. Announce your candidacy for President.





~*!*~ 53 More quotes ~*!*~



1. Happiness is not by chance, but by choice

2. There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other.

3. Mothers of Teenagers Know Why Animals Eat Their Young

4. A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers

5. Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.

6. Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

7. Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

8. All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!

9. Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make.

10. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!

11. All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

12. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

13. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

14. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

17. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

18. A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

19. Drive carefully, 90% of people are accidents.

20. Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming.

21. Don't drink and drive you might spill your beer

22. Constipated People Don't Give A crap.

23. I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay.

24. You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

25. I'm so cute.. I must be Irish!

26. Save the Earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!

27. I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.

28. Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

29. I hear voices, and they don't like you!

30. If you smile all the time, you're an idiot!

31. It's only illegal if you get caught......... If it's illegal and you get caught, RUN!

32. If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.

33. Can miles truly separate you from friends.... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?

34. A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears

What is love? As far as I can tell, is is passion, admiration, and respect. If you have two, you have enough. If you have all three, you dont have to die to go to heaven.

35. True love allows each person to follow his or her own path, aware that doing so can never drive them apart

36. I opened the window and my heart. The sun flooded my house and love flooded my soul

37. Sing me a song, hold me tight, and I dream of a kiss in the moonlight

There are two parts to love. That wonderful, perfect blissful feeling, and the horrid, unbearable pain. But to be able to love...makes the pain worth it all.

38. Selfless love will set you free

39. Everytime I found love I opened my heart, I became heartbroken, the one time I, myself, didn't need to open it was when love found me

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars.

40. We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness

41. Even if your heart's been broken the first time, never be afraid to open it for times afterwards. If you don't love will find a way in itself

To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved gives you courage.

42. Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always preserves.

43. There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is.

44. I cannot believe that the purpose of life is (merely) to be happy. I think the purpose of life is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate. I think it is above all to matter, to count, to stand for something. To have it make some difference that you lived at all.

The tragedy of life is not that we die, but is rather, what dies inside a man while he lives.

45. The only mistake in loving someone is not telling them the extent of that love in that moment that it is born... Love will not stick around even for a second of untruth.

46. Death ends a life, not a relationship.

47. Instead of allowing yourself to be unhappy, just let your love grow as God wants it to grow. Seek goodness in others. Love more persons more--love them more impersonally, more unselfishly, without thought of return. The return, never fear, will take care of itself.

48. When a young man complains that a young lady has no heart, it is a pretty certain sign that she has his.

49. Beauty? Let me tell you something - being thought of as 'a beautiful woman' has spared me nothing in life. No heartache, no trouble. Love has been difficult. Beauty is essentially meaningless and it is always transitory.

50. Immature love says, "I love you because I need you." Mature love says, "I need you because I love you.

51. The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances; if there is any reaction, both are transformed

52. There is no pain greater than this; not the cut of a jagged-edged dagger nor the fire of a dragon's breath. Nothing burns in your heart like the emptiness of losing something, someone, before you truly have learned of its value.

53. We must not just be in the world and above the world, but also of the world. To love it for what it is... is the only task. Avoid it and you are lost. Loose yourself in it, and you are free



~*!*~ Why? ~*!*~



Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?



Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?



Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?



Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?



Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?



Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?



Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?



Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?



Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?



If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?



Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?



Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?



Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?



Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?



Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?



How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?



When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"



Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?



In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?



How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?



The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.





~*!*~ 45 Natural Highs ~*!*~



1. Falling in love.



2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.



3. A hot shower.



4. No lines at the supermarket.



5. A special glance.



6. Getting mail.



7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.



8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.



9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.



10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.



11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).



12 A bubble bath.



13. Giggling.



14. A good conversation.



15. The beach



16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.



17. Laughing at yourself.



18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you



19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.



20. Running through sprinklers.



21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.



22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.



23. Laughing at an inside joke



24. Friends.



25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.



26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.



27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).



28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.



29 Playing with a new puppy.



30. Having someone play with your hair.



31. Sweet dreams.



32. Hot chocolate.



33. Road trips with friends.



34. Swinging on swings.



35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.



36 Making chocolate chip cookies.



37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.



38 Holding hands with someone you care about.



39. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.



40. Watching the ______expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.



41. Watching the sunrise.



42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.



43 Knowing that somebody misses you.



44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.



45. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.







~*!*~ Wonders~*!*~





1. Can you cry under water?



2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?



3. Why do you have to "put your two cents in".......but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?



4. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?



5. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?



6. What disease did cured ham actually have?



7. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?



8. If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we put them all there?



9. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?



10. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?



11. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?



12. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?



13. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.



14. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural



15. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?



16. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?



17. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?



18. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?



19. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?



20. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!



21. If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?



22. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?



23. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?



24. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?



25. why did you just try singing the two songs above?



26. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?



27. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in

the first place?





Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish it's source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing."

--Anais Nin





A girl went up to a boy she liked, and asked him if he liked her; he said no. She asked him if he thought she was pretty; he said no. Then, she asked him if he would cry if she walked away; he said no. In tears, she turned away. He grabbed her arm and said,"I don't like you; I love you.I don't think you're pretty, I think you're beautiful. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die!!