Thedeepfeeling• Show poetry

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(If you find any of the below jokes or sayings offensive, sorry but just live with it)

"A wise man once said always keep your friends close but your enemy`s closer, turns out that guy got killed by his friend."

"Friends are like bras, they give you support and are close to your heart."
( tehe ash )

"Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone."

"If a turtle looses his shell is he homeless or naked ?"

"Apparently there is safety in numbers,
Yeah right, tell that to 6 million jews."

"I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.... or a game of fake heart attack."

"Every fight is a food fight when your a cannibal."

"I once chased a women for 2 years, only to find out we have the exact same tastes.................... in women!"
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"Random jokes"


(Man)" Do you believe that micheal jackson should be in Scooby Doo?"
(Boy) " Yes after all he already wears a mask and occationally shouts dam you meddling kids"