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                            aka TheAmazingGothGal  
       [ Welcome to my world. Leave your shit at the door. ]
                For whom the bell tolls...time marches on!
                                        [Metallica]
"Fuck rehab.  Even if I was a hardcore user.  I'd rather waste my life away in a dreamland than suffer a cruel reality in misery."
 
"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche

"You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension." -Nikola Tesla
 
I'm so fucking tired of typing shit about myself.  So, maybe you should bother to talk to me and get to know me instead.  It's called social interaction.  Try it sometime. 

"No you're nicer than satan's butthole and sweeter than a tea party with adolf hitler."
Thanks Sean, for summing me up into a sentence.  [=
 
What matters most to me is how I see myself, and in the eyes of those closest to my heart.  Fuck the rest.
 
The following content is rated I for Insanely Disturbing.  Viewer discretion is advised.
 
If you wish to view the world through my eyes, here's the link: http://photobucket.com/the_wicked_world.  enjoy.
 
A series i've written.  You know, I'm actually thinking about turning this into a book. 
http://allpoetry.com/poem/6240235
 
http://allpoetry.com/poem/6280009
 
http://allpoetry.com/poem/6523857
 
My take on society.  God, how I love this one.
http://allpoetry.com/poem/6137347
 
I won't forget what you said, no matter the cause.
http://allpoetry.com/poem/7143656
 
From one of my closest friends.  Thank you so fucking much. http://allpoetry.com/poem/5922685
 
I love you to death Ash.  You're the absolute best.  You always know how to make me smile.  Thank you tons and tons. http://allpoetry.com/poem/6272267
 
http://allpoetry.com/poem/6957332
 
The fact that she's never judged me by looks means so much.  Thank you for such an amazing tribute.
http://allpoetry.com/poem/6137447
 
Thank you, so much dude.  I am diggin' the fuck out of this write.  Such a great dedication.
http://allpoetry.com/poem/9287381-Bully_the_Bully__The_Best_AP_Tribute_Ever_can_we_make_this_title_longer__Hell_yes__-by-Enigmatica

[The Wall of Epicness]
In other words, people I adore with all my heart.
Jer!  I love this kid to death.  We comment everything to death together.  He was like, one of my very first friends on here, and he's still one very amazing friend to this day.
http://allpoetry.com/infernalmassacre
 
I can't believe I never put this guy here.  I'm such an idiot for that.  This guy was one of my first friends on here, and one of the absolute greatest of all time. 
http://allpoetry.com/gunslingerfromhell
 
Ash, I fucking love you.  You've gotta be the coolest fucking girl I've known.  Thusly, you're getting a spot on the Wall of Epicness all to yourself.   
http://allpoetry.com/timechangesyou
 
Nicole!  This girl, she's so epic, she's my evil twin.  I love her to death.  Don't fuck with her though, she's quite worse than i am. =]
http://allpoetry.com/queenofthemacabre
 
Jenn is fucking cool.  Thus, she gets her own spot here.  Nuff said yo.
http://allpoetry.com/anothernamelessface   
 
I love this girl too.  Her words are more powerful than tnt. 
http://allpoetry.com/drxacula
 
This girl has such a gift with words, it's unbelieveable.  She's one of the very first people i met on here.
http://allpoetry.com/xxfallen-angelxx
 
I've only known this girl for a short amount of time, but she's very rad in her own right.  I love how she hates twatlight as much as I do.
http://allpoetry.com/poetrytorecover
 
One of my favorite readers; a very talentedly epic poet as well.
http://allpoetry.com/die-my-darling
 
My AP sister.  Her writing is beyond for the win.
http://allpoetry.com/ajdmommy
 
My second AP sister.  She's serious awesomesauce.
http://allpoetry.com/emotional%20scars
 
This chick, she's pure epicness, and she's so fun to talk to.
http://allpoetry.com/lov3.m3.n0t
 
You might not know this guy, but a lot of the times he offers wisdom in the most insanely unique ways. 
"Beauty in insanity...shit; it's the only place to find it." -Motherevil
http://allpoetry.com/motherevil
 
An epic writer, and an amazing fan of my rants.  http://allpoetry.com/exhaling.atrocities

A must add to the list.  A very fanfuckingtastic writer, and an even more awesome friend.
http://allpoetry.com/hangmefromyourtree

Finally, someone who knows his fucking music.  
http://allpoetry.com/Enigmatica
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Movies are so damn amazing.  The characters come up with some of the best shit.  Ever.
 
"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the red cross!" -Dirty Harry.  He's fucking amazing, obviously.  
 
"That is why you failed." -Michael from the movie Legion
 
"Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone!" -Jules from Pulp Fiction 
 
"The valkyrie at my side is shouting and laughing with the pure, hateful, bloodthirsty joy of the slaughter... and so am I." -Dwight, Sin City 
 
"And that's the hardest part. Today everything is different; there's no action... have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food - right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody... get to live the rest of my life like a schnook." -Henry Hill, Goodfellas
 
"They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once." -Tony Stark, Iron Man
 
"In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemmorraging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months. Capacity to spit at back of head: neutralized." -Sherlock Holmes, from the movie
 
"Well, now we have a firm grasp of the obvious."
-Sherlock, sherlock holmes
 
"Suicide is not in his repertoire; he's far too fond of himself for that." -Watson, Sherlock Holmes 
 
"Jesus this, Moses that, Abraham hit me with a whiffleball bat." -Adrian, Little Nicky
 
"Yep, the lord sure did say a lot of hibbity jibbity bibbity swibbity...but, has he ever really done anything for any of us? Has he ever put a Jaguar XJR in my driveway? No." -Adrian, Little Nicky
 
"Ma'am, I know your son. and believe me, he was better off on the drugs. At least when he was smoking hasish he used to make me laugh occasionally." -Adrian, Little Nicky.
Obviously I love Adrian's character in that movie. 
 
"I have bad news written all over me." -Johnny Knoxville, Jackass
 
"Did you see the way I stopped the beanbag with my stomach?  That's instinct. You can't teach that." -Johnny Knoxville, Jackass
 
"I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you....stranger." -Joker, The Dark Knight
 
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." -Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
 
Capt. McKay: "I said I wanted the hoods run out of town but I never said to use violence!"
Harry Callahan: "What did you want me to do, yell trick-or-treat at 'em?" -The Enforcer
 
"I said stick it in your ass!" -Harry Callahan, The Enforcer
 
 "It means: be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea's ass at 200 meters. " -Tom Highway, Heartbreak Ridge
 
"Shut up and bleed!" -Sand Saref, The Spirit
 
"There probably isn't a law in the books that you wouldn't break." -Spirit, The Spirit
 
"Michael Jordan plays ball. Charles Manson kills people. I talk. Everyone has a talent." -Nick Naylor, Thank You For Smoking
 
"I'm going to impale your mom on a spike and feed her dead body to my dog with syphilis." -Jack, Thank You For Smoking
 
John Dillinger: The only thing that's important is where somebody's going. 
Billie Frechette: Where are you going? 
John Dillinger: Anywhere i want. 
- Johnny & Billie, Public Enemies
 
"Walter forgot. When you're desperate, that's when you got no choice." -John Dillinger, Public Enemies
 
"My friends call me John but a son of a bitch screw like you better refer to me as Mr. John Dillinger." -John Dillinger, Public Enemies
 
^ One of my all time favorite movies.  John Dillinger is one of the most fascinating and amazing people in American history.  It's too bad he was killed so early, and shit heads lesser than him get more credit.
 
"Clay and his unit? that sounds like a porno, Wade." -Max, The Losers
 
"That's right bitches; I got a crossbow!" -Jensen, The Losers
 
"I'm warning you, I am a lethal killing machine. It was a secret government experiment. They did stuff to me. Spooky stuff... anal stuff. It turned me into a dangerous telekinetic. In the words of Ancient Tibetan masters, don't start none... won't be none." -Jensen, The Losers
 
"Clay, we've got a situation here. I'm looking at a giant vibrating easter egg from hell, and no Max." -Jensen, The Losers 
 
^If you haven't seen that movie yet, you totally should.  It's one very epic comic book too.   
 
"Asshole? I'm not the one who just got butt-fucked on national tv, *Dwayne*. Now, you listen to me, jerk-off, if you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the problem. Quit being a part of the fucking problem and put the other guy back on!" -John McClane, Die Hard
 
"Geronimo, motherfucker!" -John McClane, Die Hard 
 
"E.g., i.e., fuck you! The point is this: is that, when I say "jump", you say "ok", okay?" -Ray Bones, Get Shorty
 
"Chili Palmer. It's chilly outside and it's chili inside. It's a regular fuckin' chili-fest!" -Ray Bones, Get Shorty
 
"Hey, Bones, that's quite a scar you got on your head. Why don't you have these guys fit you for a rug, cover it up for you?" -Chili palmer, Get Shorty 
 
charlie: can you tell me the quickest way to hell? 
the hitchhiker: sex, drugs, rock'n roll!
-highway to hell (not the ac/dc album or song, the actual 1991 movie with chad lowe)
 
"people live, people die...they come down here. i have infinite levels of hell. what you've seen is nothing, a mere kindergarten. it's so easy for me now. people have lost their willpower, their hope. they think the world is going to come to an end. wishful thinking. the world will last a long long long long time." - beezle, highway to hell
 
"when i come home from a long day in hell, there's nothing i'd rather reach for than a fire-brewed bottle of styx beer. made from the filthiest waters from our own river styx. styx beer is a third more toxic than any other regular beer. the worst beer - the filthiest beer - the deadliest beer. it's styx beer!" - beer pitchman, highway to hell 
 
^ oh i love this movie more than any other movie i've seen.  it sucks that it's so hard to get your hands on a copy, especially a downloadable one.
 
adrian veidt: it doesn't take a genius to see that the world has problems. 
edward blake: no, but it takes a room full of morons to think they're small enough for you to handle.
-watchmen
 
"once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense." -edward blake, watchmen
 
"they claim their labors are to build a heaven, yet their heaven is populated by horrors. perhaps the world is not made. perhaps nothing is made. a clock without a craftsman. it's too late. always has been, always will be. too late." -dr. manhattan, watchmen 
 
"nice people don't live life. i don't wanna go through all my days being all sweet and polite and then realize, when i'm 80, that i'm just some nice dead person." -derrick, gossip
 
jones: i wonder who she thinks you are. 
travis: i don't know, but i bet he gets laid a lot.
-jones & travis, gossip
 
"i'm a girl with a problem. it's not like i don't know better. but i seem to have gotten myself involved a very tempting situation."
-jones, gossip
 
jones: derrick, travis has a gun. 
derrick: [with a gun to his head] thanks for the news flash. 
-jones& derrick, gossip 
 
"fuck it! there's so much shit that pisses me off! you guys should recruit, 'cause i'm sick and fucking tired of walking down the street, waiting for one of these crack-piping, ass-wiping, motherless lowlifes to get me!" -rocco, the boondock saints
 
[the two brothers are in an airshaft and getting a bit uncomfortable] 
murphy: where the fuck are you going? 
conner: shhh. i fucking hearin' some shit out here. 
murphy: ahh, fuck you! i'm sweatin' my ass off draggin' your fuckin' rope around. must weigh thirty pounds.
conner: shhh. we are doing some serious shit here, now get a fucking hold of yourself!
murphy: oh, *fuck you*! i'm not the rope-totin' charlie bronson wannabe that's getting us fucking lost! 
conner: would you fucking shut it?
[taps him on the head with his flash light, and both brothers start fighting in the air vent until it gives way] 
conner: you mother- jesus fucking christ! 
murphy: oh, shit!
[the vents give way] 
-murphy & conner, the boondock saints
 
detective dolly: so what's the symbology there?
paul smecker: symbology? now that duffy has relinquished his "king bonehead" crown, i see we have an heir to the throne! i'm sure the word you were looking for was "symbolism." what is the ssss-himbolism there? 
-smecker & dolly, the boondock saints
 
"tooralooraloora!" -detective greenly, the boondock saints
^ a totally classic movie.  murphy and conner get everything down to a t.
 
"looks like god left the phone off the hook." -cholo, land of the dead
 
charlie: nice shooting.
riley: good shooting, charlie. no such thing as nice shooting.
-charlie & riley, land of the dead
 
"if they ever tell my story let them say that i walked with giants. men rise and fall like the winter wheat, but these names will never die. let them say i lived in the time of hector, tamer of horses. let them say i lived in the time of achilles." -odysseus, troy
 
"you sack of wine! before my time is done, i will look down on your corpse and smile." -achilles, troy
 
"fuck a duck!" -sgt. donny donowitz aka the bear jew, inglourious basterds
 
"you either do what the fuck we tell you, or i'll bury this axe in your collaborating skull." -shosanna dreyfus, inglourious basterds 
 
"i'm gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge." -dr. william block, planet terror
 
el wray: so what are you going to do now? 
cherry darling: i'm going to be a stand-up comedian. 
el wray: you're not funny.
cherry darling: that's what i keep trying to tell everybody but they all say i'm hilarious. 
el wray: but you're not.
cherry darling: there's a difference between being frank... and being dick. 
-cherry & wray, planet terror
 
gangster at bar: "erin go braugh". what the fuck does that mean? 
murphy macmanus: it's irish for "you're fucked".
-murphy, the boondock saints ii: all saints day
 
connor macmanus: creative! it's a creative plan!
murphy macmanus: it's ridiculous! probably based on some stupid shit ya saw in a movie! and here i am again all tyin' myself up with rope! what is the deal with you and rope? honestly!
connor macmanus: it happens ta be a useful thing!
detective duffy: you didn't get this from a movie... did you?
murphy macmanus: well?
connor macmanus: the "eiger sanction," clint eastwood! and it worked like a fucking charm for him!
-murphy & connor, the boondock saints ii: all saints day
 
"ding dong motherfucker... ding dong!" -romeo, the boondock saints ii: all saints day
 
rocco: i am so sick of all of this self help, twelve step, leftover hippie generation bullshit!
connor macmanus: now they don't want you to do anything, right? just sit there. don't drink.
murphy macmanus: don't smoke. don't drive fast.
connor m., murphy m., rocco: kiss my ass!
-connor, murphy, & rocco, tbs ii: all saints day
 
"it means that i, like god, do not play with dice and i don't believe in coincidence." -v, v for vendetta
 
"voilà! in view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. this visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. however, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. the only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me v." -v, v for vendetta
 
"we are oft to blame in this, - / 'tis too much proved - that with devotion's visage/ and pious action we do sugar o'er/ the devil himself." -v, v for vendetta (quoting polonius from shakespeare's hamlet act 3, scene 1)
 
evey hammond: [reads] vi veri veniversum vivus vici.
v: [translates] by the power of truth, i, while living, have conquered the universe. 
-v & evey, v for vendetta
 
"conceal me what i am, and be my aid for such disguise as haply shall become the form of my intent." -v, v for vendetta (quoting viola from twelfth night act i scene 2)
 
creedy: die! die! why won't you die?... why won't you die?
v: beneath this mask there is more than flesh. beneath this mask there is an idea, mr. creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.
-v & creedy, v for vendetta
 
"and thus i clothe my naked villainy / with old odd ends stolen forth from holy writ/and seem a saint when most i play the devil." -v, v for vendetta (quoting shakespeare's richard iii, act i scene 3)
 
"it seems strange that my life should end in such a terrible place, but for three years i had roses, and apologized to no one." -valerie, v for vendetta 
 
"your arrogance offends me.  for that, the price just went up 10%."
-brian, taken
 
ron burgundy: let's go to brian fantana who's live on the scene with a channel 4 news exclusive. brian? 
brian fantana: panda watch. the mood is tense; i have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. i uh... ching... king is inside right now. i tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.
[to the panda]
brian fantana: hey, you're making me look stupid. get out here, panda jerk! 
ron burgundy: great story. compelling, and rich.
-ron & brian, anchorman
 
"i am gonna straight-up murder your ass." -frank vitchard, anchorman 
 
"i said... your hair... looks stupid." -veronica corningstone, anchorman
 
"i'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what i'm gonna do. a straight shot. right to the babymaker." -ron burgundy, anchorman
 
"don't you know i'd never say fuck. fuck!" -ron burgundy, anchorman 
 
"sometimes i'll be working on a piece, and i'll think, 'no, this is bullshit.' so i will literally rub bull excrement on the piece as a metaphor." -kieran, dinner for schmucks 
 
tugg speedman: this is insane. are you really going to abandon this movie? we're supposed to be a unit!
kirk lazarus: suck my unit. -tugg speedman & kirk lazarus, tropic thunder
 
'first, take a big step back... and literally, fuck your own face! i don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but asia jack is my territory. so whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! otherwise i'm gonna have to head down there and i will rain down in a godly fucking firestorm upon you! you're gonna have to call the fucking united nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. i'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! i will massacre you! i will fuck you up!" -les grossman, tropic thunder 
 
ethan tremblay: did you call me over here to apologize?
peter highman: what? fuck you!
-peter & ethan, due date
 
"i despise who you are on a cellular level." -peter, due date
 
"i have a gun, sir!" -wesley, wanted
 
"what the fuck have you done lately?" -wesley, wanted
 
"smile pretty, you vain prick!" -john, constantine
 
angela dodson: i guess god has a plan for all of us.
john constantine: god's a kid with an ant farm, lady. he's not planning anything. -john & angela, constantine
 
"fire? i was born of this!" -balthazar, constantine
 
"who's a rat in a dress now, huh, bitch?" -chas kramer, constantine
 
[about god] "he always had a rotten sense of humor. and his punchlines are killers." -john, constantine
 
^i love john.  he's fucking epic.  so is the movie.  and the book. 

"yeah. well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. but i think i may have a better one. how about, i give you the finger"  [he does]
"and you give me my phone call."
-neo, the matrix
 
"believe it or not, you piece of shit, you're still gonna burn!"
-tank, the matrix
 
"i know you're out there. i can feel you now. i know that you're afraid... you're afraid of us. you're afraid of change. i don't know the future. i didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. i came here to tell you how it's going to begin. i'm going to hang up this phone, and then i'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. i'm going to show them a world without you. a world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. a world where anything is possible. where we go from there is a choice i leave to you."
-neo, the matrix
 
"trinity. i know you can hear me. i'm never letting go. i can't. i just love you too damn much."
-neo, the matrix reloaded
^ i think trinity and neo are truly the definition of a great connection.
 
"the best thing about being me... there are so many "me"s." -agent smith, the matrix reloaded
 
thug kim: konnichiwa is japanese. it's insultin' to koreans.
tom ludlow: how am i supposed to tell if you can't?
thug kim: fuck's that supposed to mean, white boy?
tom ludlow: it means you got eyes like apostrophes, you dress white, talk black, and drive jew. so how am i supposed to know what kind of zipperhead dog-munching dink you are if you don't?
boss kim: yo. d'you know who the fuck we are?
tom ludlow: yeah. you're a couple panheads buyin' a machine gun out of a trunk.
-street kings

"do the department a favor and wash your mouth out with buckshot." - captain wander, street kings
 
"[referring to gangbangers across the street] alright, disco. you see those yahoos? i'm going to jam them. and when i do, one of them's going to bolt. that's the one that's dirty." -tom ludlow, street kings

terry hoitz: what is this?
allen gamble: its my car, its a prius.
terry hoitz: i feel like we're literally driving around in a vagina.
-terry & allen, the other guys

"the sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. if we were in the wild, i would attack you. even if you weren't in my food chain, i would go out of my way to attack you. if i were a lion and you were a tuna, i would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freakin eat you!" -terry hoitz, the other guys

"did someone call 9-1-holy shit!" -p.k. highsmith, the other guys

"what you did was very spiteful, but it was also very brave and very honest and i respect you for doing that. but the content of what you said has made me hate you. so there's a layer of respect, admittedly, for your truthfulness, but it's peppered with hate. hateful respect." -aldous snow, get him to the greek

"don't be a bitch dude, let me get my smoke on." -aaron green, get him to the greek

"there's an army of bodies under this river, people who ran out of time, out of friends. i could feel the dead down there, reaching up to welcome me as one of their own. it was an easy mistake to make." -max payne, max payne (the movie, not the game, dumb ass)

"i don't believe in heaven. i believe in pain. i believe in fear. i believe in death." -max payne, the movie

"well, i guess i should thank you for not sticking it up your ass." -agent sands, once upon a time in mexico

"can you hear me now?... fucking bells..." -agent sands, once upon a time in mexico

cab driver: look out there, its a fucking coup d'Ètat.
agent sands: i can't see, fuck-mook. i have no eyes. -once upon a time in mexico

el mariachi: go practice.
fideo: practice playing or shooting?
el mariachi: what do you think?
fideo: i don't think, i drink.
-once upon a time in mexico            

"with the all spark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. and fate has yielded its reward: a new world to call home. we live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting. i have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. i am optimus prime, and i send this message to any surviving autobots taking refuge among the stars. we are here. we are waiting." -optimus prime, transformers

"come on, decepticon punk!" -jazz, transformers

"oh don't be like that! if i had a rock i'd bust your head bitch. i tell you man, she deaf. you know." -bobby bolivia, transformers

"move it, yah moron!" -bumblebee, transformers

"you are the person i care for most in my life, and if there is anything you need i won't be far away." -bumblebee, transformers: revenge of the fallen

"punk-ass decepticon!" -ironhide, transformers: revenge of the fallen

"we've witnessed your human capacity for war. you would absolutely bring more harm than good." -optimus prime, revenge of the fallen

[about galloway] "this fool is terribly misinformed!" - ratchet, transformers: revenge of the fallen

"you dare point a weapon at me? you want a piece of me? i will tear you apart!" -transformers: revenge of the fallen

"how about i park my foot up your ass?" - frat guy, transformers: revenge of the fallen

"in any war, there are calms between storms. there will be days when we lose faith. days when our allies turn against us. but the day will never come, that we forsake this planet, and its people." - optimus prime, transformers: dark of the moon

"did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?" - bumblebee, transformers: dark of the moon

"spare me you gaseous sycophant! you know what you are told, which is nothing!" - megatron, transformers: dark of the moon

^ i love this series like you don't even know.  i never thought any fictional characters could win my heart, but bumblebee, ironhide and optimus prime have so easily.          

"after all, if you're not committing sin... you're not having fun."
-black hat, priest

"stay in school, eat your veggies, and burn all the books that ain't shakespeare." -rango, rango

"no man can walk out of his own story." -spirit of the west, rango

"i'm going to slice your face off and use it to wipe my unmentionables!"
-bad bill, rango

"once you think you have figured out a dame, you sir are... boned." -howard stark, captain america

"why someone weak? because a weak man knows the value of strength, the value of power..." -abraham erskine, captain america

"captain america! how exciting! i'm a great fan of your films!" -johann schmidt, captain america

"arrogance is not a uniquely american trait, but you do it better than most." -johann schmidt
^unfortunately, i'd have to respectfully disagree with him. a lot are arrogant and stupid.

"i don't want to kill anybody. i don't like bullies; i don't care where they're from." - steve rogers, captain america

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occasionally, i find some really rad quotes from shows that i watch. 
 
tig: go on, get out of here, before i rape both of you.
bobby: hey!
tig: c'mon, it's just an expression. term of endearment.
-tig & bobby, sons of anarchy. 
 
"this is why i beat hookers." -tig trager
 
"get off your high horse." -tig
^ tig is so fucking demented, but it's hilarious.
 
"a true outlaw finds the balance between the passion in his heart and the reason in his mind. the outcome is the balance of might and right." -jackson 'jax' teller, sons of anarchy 
 
"i'll shove my foot so far up your ass it'll double your cup size." -gemma, sons of anarchy
 
"i'll kick his balls into his throat!" -daryl dixon, the walking dead
 
^ he's the coolest redneck asshole i've seen on tv yet.  thank god for norman reedus. 
 
glenn: admit it, you only came back to atlanta for the hat. 
rick grimes: don't tell anybody. 
daryl dixon: you've given away half our guns and ammo.
glenn: not nearly half. 
daryl dixon: for what? a bunch of old farts who are gonna die off momentarily anyhow? seriously, how long do you think they got?
glenn: how long do any of us?
-rick, glenn, & daryl, the walking dead
 
"i'm gonna chop up your boy. i'm gonna feed them to my dogs. they're the evilest, nastiest man-eating bitches you ever saw. i picked them up from satan at a yard sale." -felipe, the walking dead
 
"keep drinking, little man.  i wanna see how red your face can get." -daryl, the walking dead
 
"the line is pretty clear: zero tolerance for walkers." -daryl, twd
 
"i ain't worried about some dumb dead bastard." -daryl, twd
 
"who voted you king boss?" -jim, twd
 
"the world ended.  didn't you get the memo?" -amy, twd
 
"man, i'm gonna get shitfaced drunk again tonight." -daryl, twd
 
"you are nothing but a maggot inside a worm's ass." -zachariah, supernatural
 
"what i want is retribution--and i'm gonna rip it right out of your ass." -brady, supernatural
 
"get the hell off my property before i blast your ass so full of rock salt that you crap margaritas." -bobby, supernatural
 
chief wiggum: hey, funny man, go find your nose.
[he throws krusty's nose.]
krusty the clown: hey! there was cocaine in there!
-the simpsons
 
"he who laughs last, laughs dead."
-homer, the simpsons 
 
"dear lord, before we eat this meal we ask forgiveness for our sins, especially boyd- who blew up a black church with a rocket launcher, and afterwards he shot his associate jared hale in the back of the head out on tate's creek bridge. let the image of jared's brain matter on that windshield not dampen our appetites, but may the knowledge of boyd's past sins help guide these men. may this food provide them with all the nourishment they need. but, if it does not, may they find comfort in knowing that the united states marshal service is offering fifty-thousand dollars to any individual providing information that will put boyd back in prison. cash or check, we can make it out to them. or to jesus. whoever they want. in your name, we pray. amen."
-raylan givens, justified  

"let me tell you something, sister, you serve two purposes in this house - you can give me a blow job or make me a sandwich. i'm not in the mood for head and i had a late breakfast, so you're shit out of luck. " - tommy gavin, rescue me

"the harder i work, the luckier i goddamned get." - tommy gavin, rescue me  
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