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KottonMouth Kings
The Lottery
The Lottery, you know It's all the Same,
Ain't shit Changed just a Big Game,
They fuckin' with our brain, it's the Government Strain,
Taxes stealin' but they got you Trained,

The Lottery, you know It's all the Same,
Ain't shit Changed just a Big Game,
They fuckin' with our brain, it's the Government Strain,
Taxes stealin' but they got you Trained,

Up early in the morning before the sun rise,
Scrapin' out my pipe tryin' to Stay High,
I gotta get blunted for the nine to five,
And I need a facelift on my oldschool ride,
My scrapin' change to meet the range of my job qualification,
But I'm stealin' cable, so I get every station,
Now don't let em slay you when they tell you somethings free,
They take about half with the taxes fee,
But now I'm up in new times just blowin' out some fog,
Don't gotta work cuz I quit my fuckin' job,
Walk into my room to a sixty inch tele,
And I got a phat deal on my star-tac cele,
I finally got a chance to hook my ride up legit,
They asked how big I want it, I said biggest that would fit,
On airbags it would sit, shit was lookin' sick,
System was in it and all I did was pick six,

The Lottery, you know It's all the Same,
Ain't shit Changed just a Big Game,
They fuckin' with our brain, it's the Government Strain,
Taxes stealin' but they got you Trained,

The Lottery, you know It's all the Same,
Ain't shit Changed just a Big Game,
They fuckin' with our brain, it's the Government Strain,
Taxes stealin' but they got you Trained,

If I won the Lotto, I'd buy pounds of Bud,
Give it to my homies to show I got love,
Dirtbikes and buggies and four wheel drives,
I own my own jet, ah yo, I'm world wide,
First class fast, take a trip over seas,
Me, my girl Ami makin' love on the beach,
I just bought a yacht, I just won the Lottery,
Never ending buds in my cultivation,
So I can smoke out the world in the hempalation,
Give some money to my pops, buy my mom a new house,
Or anything she wants, no rush just pick it out,
Don't worry about the ends plenty bread to be broke,
I'll open a skate shop and sell bags of dope,
Blow custom glass so I smoke days of hits,
I build a greenhouse where my hydro sit,
No questions planes trains just to keep you guessin',
The lottery, L-O-T-T-E-R-Y,
Money signs, green backs, honey blunts and fat sacks,
Everything I want and everything I need,
A different house for each day of the week,
A private lake so I could jet ski,
In the back, a duck blind so I shoot geese with my dad,
Mini bikes and go-karts I want it all,
The Universal Walk, fuck it i'll buy the mall,

The Lottery, you know It's all the Same,
Ain't shit Changed just a Big Game,
They fuckin' with our brain, it's the Government Strain,
Taxes stealin' but they got you Trained,

The Lottery, you know It's all the Same,
Ain't shit Changed just a Big Game,
They fuckin' with our brain, it's the Government Strain,
Taxes stealin' but they got you Trained,

A buck with your booze, What the fuck when I lose,
Which one you chose when your baby needs shoes,

A buck with your booze, What the fuck when I lose,
Which one you chose when your baby needs shoes,

A buck with your booze, What the fuck when I lose,
Which one you chose when your baby needs shoes,

A buck with your booze, What the fuck when I lose,
Which one you chose when your baby needs shoes,

Since I won the lottery I bought a yacht to fish,
I spent a fifth on a house with a satelite dish,
I bought a brewery and walk around all day with double fists,
And got at least ten pots so I can puke and piss
I got a glass bong for everyday of the week,
And yes I stand strong make sure all my family can eat,
I bought a fleet of cars all of them V-W,
I purchased Yorba Linda made it Richter Avenue,
How many of you have had the thought of winnin' the grand prize,
All the fat ladies dreamin' of some smaller thighs,
And all the guys with your bills stacked up to your eyes,
Wouldn't blow your pay checks tryin' to get high,
I fly from coast to coast and then I flipped a bitch,
On my private leer jet smokin' a pound of krypt,
Hired my help from you, my fridge is stocked with Dew,
Me and my krew takin' trips to Katmandu,

The Lottery, you know It's all the Same,
Ain't shit Changed just a Big Game,
They fuckin' with our brain, it's the Government Strain,
Taxes stealin' but they got you Trained,

The Lottery, you know It's all the Same,
Ain't shit Changed just a Big Game,
They fuckin' with our brain, it's the Government Strain,
Taxes stealin' but they got you Trained


Yea im still The Dead Man.

FRIENDS: FAKE OR JUGGALO????
FAKE FRIENDS: try to make you do sumthing you don't want to regret
JUGGALO FRIENDS: are the reason you don't have regrets
FAKE FRIENDS: call your parents Mr./Mrs.
JUGGALO FRIENDS: call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
JUGGALO FRIENDS: would sit next to you saying "Damn.... we fucked up... but
that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: never ask for food
JUGGALO FRIENDS: are the reasons you never have food
FAKE FRIENDS: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
JUGGALO FRIENDS: keep you stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
JUGGALO FRIENDS: could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
FAKE FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
JUGGALO FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowds a$$ that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: would knock on your front door
JUGGALO FRIENDS: walk right in and say "I'M HOME!!"
FAKE FRIENDS: are for a while
JUGGALO FRIENDS: are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: will take you take your drink when they think you've had
enough.
JUGGALO FRIENDS: will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch
drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit"
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you
JUGGALO FRIENDS: will knock them out
FAKE FRIENDS: would ignore this
JUGGALO FRIENDS: will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it
back
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for High School.
JUGGALO FRIENDS: Are for Life.
.....I am in a band...OUT THE APOCALYPSE.... we be horrorcore...I sing self aclaimed "Freakshow RAP" .... My Homie and fellow Juggalo DarkSide is also in the band... he sings with a style that has no name yet....(hes contimplating....).......I've been Down with the Clown since I was !#....to any Juggahoes FUCK OFF!!!!! to my family...(juggalo and blood)...>>MCL>>......I've been spittin rhymes for awhile..butI didnt find my calling until I was introduced to my second family......
MJFL MCL >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
DArk LoTus
Juggalo Family lyrics



Violent J:
"And they wanted to know if I would trade 10 juggalos for a 100 main stream fans And I said I wouldn't trade 10 juggalos for a 100,000 mainstream fans 10 juggalos is priceless"

Blaze Ya Dead Homie:
I gots love for my homies, members of the Lotus
United we stand, squashing all deadly forces
Been to hell, could of spent eternity there
All the bad shit I've done, I should still be there
Juggalos can ya feel me, feel me, worldwide, worldwide
Running with the hatchet straight out the Lotus Pod
Always got your back till end screaming juggalos
Dark lotus, psychopathic that's the way you go

Monoxide Child:
So many people in the matrix die alone, hey
Not me, my soul belongs to juggalos, they
Keep me going when I'm down and out
I pick up the phone drop them a line and here them shout
Saying Twiztid is the shit, and I'm down with the clown
Dark Lotus for life until I'm dead in the ground!
I give a dap to all my homies and killas who get it started
All my juggalos always represent for the departed

Chorus:
Mass murder makes me happy!
Dead bodies make me happy!
Say what you will of me
I'll always have juggalo family!
Mass murder makes me happy!
Dead bodies make me happy!
Say what you will of me
I'll always have juggalo family!

Shaggy 2 Dope:
6 individuals pedals formed from 1 stem
Who try to run away and not follow any trends, with no friends
Cause we accend from the same dirt, filth, grit, and grime
and combine Juggalo minds to crush Mason shrines
Whats yours is mine it was mines is yours
Let the wagons of the Dark Carnival show you different worlds
Any hoes front a juggalos or the hatchet
Tell them to come suck on your dick, we psychopathic!

Jamie Madrox:
All my life I've been living it all alone
I'm like a king with no people or a crown or a throne
And what I'm speaking on is what I'm feeling like
Do you know what it feels like to feel the warmth of the sunlight
I'd really like to know cause I've been chilling in the dark
For so many years that I question love in my heart
And I hate everyone, and I hate everything
Except for all the juggalos and the love that they bring!

(Chorus)

Anybody Killa:
Let me get your ear and make myself clear
It's the L Family Juggalos right here
You can take away my mic you can take away this life
But this love we got ain't never gonna stop
We eternal, pass the surface bullshit
Dogs on another level can you feel this
It's Twisted, Blaze and ICP,
And if you're fuckin with my dogs then you D-I-E!

Violent J:
If it wasn't for Shaggy my shirt would still be baggy
I wouldn't be fat, I'd still be hungry and crabby
We used to buy our own records at the stores
So they would think it's a hot seller, and order more
But we built a team of same killers with the same dream
But we couldn't reach the top, we'd stay B level like Charlie Sheen
We finally realized we will always have the juggalos
I'll never give another second, to them other hoes!

(Chorus x3)
Lotus!!!
Lotus!!! Lotus!!! Lotus!!! Lotus!!!

"And they wanted to know if I would trade 10 juggalos for a 100 main stream fans And i said I wouldn't trade 10 juggalos for a 100,000 mainstream fans 10 juggalos is priceless"



got sum dope shit up onmyspace...new underground bands... heres one of my favorite homeboys up under ya sink...waitin toconsume your remnents....they be THE WACKOS.... profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=21913254 .....theygot sum dope rhymes...and a solo man that aint afraid ta get dirty meet Dirtball... rhymes be loud and harsh be carefule... www.myspace.com/thedirtball .... another solo man... from the depths of darkness... rising the dead from their graves.... meet Vile the Black Mage... www.myspace.com/theblackmage2k6 .... taking sadistic pleasures to a whole new level...eatin flesh from hoes that dis ... it is time to meet Jynx the Death Dealer.... www.myspace.com/brokenskitzo .... and a psycotic clown... not afraid to get a little ditry with his rhymes...hahaha...meetclown scratchy Nutz .... www.myspace.com/clownyscratchynuts ....




My love is sexual. I'm purely in a relationship for the physical aspect of it, and seldom get in a relationship for a real life long partner. I have been told time and time again how attractive I am. Maybe I'm just afraid that real love is out of my reach, so I much rather please others, than make an effort to make a relationship. Perhaps I have never felt love, so I'm not sure how to express it other than physically. Then again, maybe I just like sex! Regardless of all these things, people like me for your sex appeal. I prefer long-term sexual relationships.



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Psycopathic Rydas-
LAst Ryde
(Cell Block)
Pour out a little liqour, live by the gun, die by the gun
My moms had always said when I was young, I wouldn’t last long
She said I was too crazy, only concerned with makin babies
Never looking for work, the streets raised me for more
Schooled in laws and currency by the ways of robbery
Thought they’d never stop me, I keep it way greasy
But like all good things, sometimes they gotta end
My memory lives on, in every system that you bump this in

(Foe Foe)
Now that all the weed has been smoked, and all the laws have been broke
give me a moment of silence, cause I'm stopping the violence
Its my last ride!!! my last time, my last rhyme, the last of the real g’s
That have truly crossed the line
Don’t shed a tear for me, my shit was history
And how they feel for me, will never be a mystery
My memory is stronger than the faith that’s in that reverend
Laying my body to the ground and all my peoples around

(Converse)
My last ride, I'll see you on the other side
Its so hard to say good-bye, I really don’t want to say good-bye
My last ride, you was hating everything I said
I was livin suicidal, rollin with the walking dead
My last ride, I was looking in from the outside
My last ride was so tight, Converse gon’ be alright
My last ride, with the reaper and the 45
My last ride, in the plane, no parachute and sky dive

(Chorus 2x)
My last ride! On my way to my funeral service!
My last ride! Im not crying cause I know I deserved it!
My last ride! Put my body in the coffin and drop me!
My last ride! I was destined to ride, nothing could stop me

(Full Clip)
The last time I seen that shell, well damn
I pistol forhead and exploded the head of that man
And as his body crumbled, check this here
I picked that casing up, and I had to shed a tear
Cause I knew, and it knew we’d never see again
Forensic cops had took my little friend
I had to skip town and leave my baby bubba
But I'm cold, and in nice moments, I watch a head splatta

(Lil Shank)
Don’t follow me, make your own way
There's too many baby g’s layin in the casket today
And that’s a shame
Pour out a sip of 40, but it won’t bring your homie back
Cause when you live by the gat, your goin up on your back
Wearing a suit covered in dirt, like a sycamore tree
My homie’s gone in this reality it's sad to see his family
And all the rydas wellin up and then breakin down
But this is last ride, as we commend his body to the ground
(Chorus 2x)
My last ride! On my way to my funeral service!
My last ride! Im not crying cause I know I deserved it!
My last ride! Put my body in the coffin and drop me!
My last ride! I was destined to ride, nothing could stop me

(Bullet)
My last ride, I'm no bullet, I'm a spent up shell
Full of pent up hell, my ryda cartel was hard as hell
I love em, I'll admit it.. my whole life was exsquisite
When it was time to ride, we never whine, we just did it
Ill be a ryda whether up in heaven or hell
Now that a muthafucka dead, I hope my records will sell
I'm on my last ride, my hearse is black like I predicted
Bury Bullet with the strap and put the loaded clip up in it
This is my last ride…

(Sawed Off)
I remember every last second, gaspin, getting no love
Shaking from the shock, open wound oozing blood
The last time for everything, scraping in the streets
Somkin weed, ridin through the hood, letting off my heat
I gotta stay strong, hold on, and hope someone will come along
Daddy always told me, learn my right from wrong
So when you bury me, take care of me, free drinks on the house
Six guns salute, from my rydas right before they ride out…

(Chorus 2x)
My last ride! On my way to my funeral service!
My last ride! Im not crying cause I know I deserved it!
My last ride! Put my body in the coffin and drop me!
My last ride! I was destined to ride, nothing could stop me
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Insane CLown Posse
CoTtOn CaNdY
One pussy licking coming up

What's your name, handsome? Well, Claude, Miss Virginia. A pleasure to see. Oh my, you're all naked, too. Like Miss Marge. Are you going to suck the poison out too? Do you know what's under my dress? Well, no, ma'am, I ain't never looked. Well, a cock like I got I guess. No, Claude, it's a nice big cunt.

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
My name is Shaggy, but some call me Shaggy Balls
Cause you can see my ballsack hanging out my drawers
I wear short shorts, bitches stop and stare
Later on you see me parting through the cotton hair
I meet a bitch, I always gotta check and ask
How many corn dogs been to the cotton patch
And when I fuck bitches ass what I'm trying to do
My nuts is people, so I'm trying to stuff 'em in there, too
Cotton Candy, it wasn't made for the mouth
You don't believe me, then take a look an inch south
Rotten candy, is what you'll find without a doubt

I stick my wang in the cotton hole and then I'm out
Jumpsteady, Rude Boy, and Nate the Mack
They huntin cotton and Shaggy Shagg know where it's at
So don't be stingy, there's more than one wicked clown
And, bitch, you got enough cotton here to go around
Now some bitches wanna go and shave the cotton off
Straight to the candy, I'm with it, I won't get lost
That's why I bring the clippers with me,
they coming in handy
When you fuck around with the cotton candy

(Chorus 2x)
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey,
Cotton Candy, yeah, hey hey
Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth,
She told me

(Violent J)
My name is J, the kiddies call me genie pants
Cause I can play the flute and make my dick start to dance
Like a snake, I make it shake, rattle and roll
And this year, my ball's made it to the Cotton Bowl
Unlike Shaggy, he's scared of the cotton pie
I ate so much cotton candy I got pink eye
I can remember the first time I had a taste
She pulled her panties down
and stuffed her cotton in my face
I said, "your daddy's home",
She said "so fucking what?"
I tried to take my dingaling and stick it in her butt
I tried to push it in, I couldn't turn it out
She said
"Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth"
Oh shit, so what was I to do
Run like a bitch, or have the cotton stew
I thought for a second, then I said what the fuck
I ate so much cotton that my tongue came out her butt
Eewwww, bitch, I'll have another bowl
My boys had to come and get me cuz I lost control
On the way home, I had a new attitude
I'm like "hey, let's go eat some more pussy, dude"

(Chorus 2x)
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey,
Cotton Candy, yeah, hey hey
Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth,
She told me

Marge, you know where the money is. You get it and hold it for Miss Vicki while I kiss her pussy. Sure, Claude, honey.
Okay Claude, now before you kiss my pussy. Lick the insides of my thighs. Here and here. Yes, it helps get pussy warm.
Yes, ma'am. That's it, Claude, nice and slow. Oh, that's nice, Claude baby.

(Chorus repeat until end)
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey,
Cotton Candy, yeah, hey hey
Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth,
She told me

Nice and slow. Oh, that's nice, Claude baby. Oh God. Oh. Lick thehairs of my pussy. Ohh-oh that's nice Claude. Keep licking. Huh uh, keep licking. Oh my pussy, come on, Claude.

Go ahead and suck you bastard. Oh lick it, oh! fuck! lick more Suck it, suck it, suck,motherfucker, suck!

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