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you have been poked by a crazy person please it is in your best interest that you go to your nearest doctor and get the affected area checked out for you could go crazy or worse. I am in no way responsible for your current condition because the zombies told me to do it.
ARE YOU CRAZY? THEN PASTE THIS ON YOUR PAGE!
~*~'Gold Wrapping Paper'~*~
I received this from a friend who had a choice to make. It said that I had a choice to make too.
I've chosen. Now it's your turn to choose.
The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree.
Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said,
'This is for you, Momma.
The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened
the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner.
'Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something
inside the package?'
She had tears in her eyes and said, 'Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full.
The mother was crushed. She fell on her knees and put her arms around her little girl, and she begged her forgiveness for her thoughtless anger.
An accident took the life of the child only a short time later, and it is told that the mother kept that gold
box by her bed for all the years of her life.
Whenever she was discouraged or
faced difficult problems she would open the box
and take out an imaginary kiss and remember the love of the child who had put it there.
In a very real sense, each of us, as human beings, have been given a Golden box filled with unconditional love and kisses from our children, family, friends and GOD. There is no more precious possession anyone could hold.
You now have two choices:
1. Repost this so others can read it or,
2. Ignore it and act like it didn't touch your heart.
As you can see, I took choice No. 1.
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I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (even though i love parties)
~~~Put this on your profile if your sick of stereotypes~~~
This isnt the original,i edit it to fit more me.but i do hate stereotypes.
But i still hate how some people actually might think this of me.
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As they walked down hand in hand,stoping at the bus stop,
They looked into each others eyes...
Knowing this was the end,the girl letting go of his hand,
Getting onto the bus,
She waves one last time and looks at him with sadness
This is what the boy is thinking in 5 seconds
(Should i run after her?Or just let her go?)
But as he is about to make a move,
The bus door closes
Hes too late
He let his one true love run off
As he watches the bus drive away...
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This is what he should of done:
This is was the boy does in 5 seconds
He jumps onto the bus,
Tells the girl he loves her,
Gets down on one knee and purposes
Says she is his life and love,she is the one
She walks off the bus
And their together forever...
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Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: What would you choose - Me or Your life?
Boy: My life.
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life
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Kid and a Cop
a city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl stopped beside him on her new shiny bike.
“Nice bike” the cop said “did Santa bring it to you?”
“Yep,” the little girl said, “he sure did!”
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying “Next year tell Santa to put a reflector on the back of it.”
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, “Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?”
“Yes, he sure did,” chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, “Next year tell Santa the d!ck goes underneath the horse, not on top.
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