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The Squeeze

Crickets are snippets of muffled grievances by aliens who realize they're too small to take over our world.

I would know, I'm one of them.

So we agreed, like Peter Jackson's Return of the king to sail away to cavern's mouth at the edge of the world. There we shall meet our god, Citric acid.

Meanwhile, in the distant land of snugglepuffs(the word for Earth's obesity), you'll live happily ever after.

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  • x Gemini x on July 19
    Havent been on here in forever O.o

    *marks up the page*

  • Mrs. Mautino on June 28
    You still haven't explained the story to me, silly face
  • The story is amazing. i'm not quite sure what to say of it, tho i'm sure you've heard (or read) many reviews. so i'll spare you another. ... It was very moving and awesome regardless what other people say
  • Nephlim : This Message Was Brought To You By: PickingYourNoseEroticallyInc. on June 17
    Iago!

    Polly pocket wanna parrot?

    So, what it do, FrenchfrySkittlepants?

    My butt hurts.

    That is all!

    ʘᴥʘ Rawrf, rawrf.

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