Quotes:
Stay true to your light at least that way you can see were your going- Me
Theres more to life then a good pair of tits- Arimis: Man in the iron mask
The human race has one really effective weapon and thats laughter- Mark Twain
A woman appreciates a man who can make her laugh- Genie:Aladdin
The only thing worse then failing is giving up half way- Me
If you can't learn it yourself its not worth learning- red eagle
Love is captured by the owners of each others hearts- Autumn
When a human has someone to protect his power grows- Inuyasha: the movie 3 swords of an honorable ruler
Git-r-done- Larry the Cable Guy, duh
You can never know were your going until you know were you've been- Will Smith: Hitch
I'm happier then a tornader in a trailer park: Tow Mater- Cars
I reject your reality and substitute my own: Adam savage- myth busters
When fishing in another mans hole you often catch crabs: back of a T shirt
nothing says failure like a wall of flame: anonymous
Anger solves nothing just causes more problems: Me
Rebel Fregel: Mandy- Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy
This makes golf look like porn: Robin Williams- Man of the year
Just because flies buzz around the same ass doesn't mean you have to: Me
If ya gotta go, go with a smile: Jack Nicholson- the joker in batman
For those about to rock, We salute you: AC/DC
A tribute to those who rocked before: read it off a t shirt
whats the point of stalking when you have television: my friend jon
Give a girl a real rose she knows you love her till it dies... but give her a fake rose she knows you love her until it dies: as far as i know i just made that up
if you really wanna laugh laugh when other people are mad....... makes it funnier for you: some comedian i can't remember the name of
I love that joke it makes people mad: same comedian
you know your old when your address book starts filling up with dead people: same guy
Holding on to anger is like holding on to a hot coal with the intention of throwing it at someone else, your the one that gets burned: Buddha
suppose your an idiot. suppose your a member of congress. but, then i repeat myself: Mark Twain
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.: i forgot
My blood cries out for the vengence of my peoples blood which can only be repay with twice as much blood maybe three times as much blood like if you went to hell and it was full of and the blood was on fire and if it was raining blood only that would be enough blood, urgh purhaps not: i'm not sure
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One of my favorite poems by my friend Honey Bear
The Crow
Dark as the night
in shadows he watches
awaiting the guilty
until in silent flight
shall he swoop down
and appear before them
like the angel of death himself
revenge his lifeblood now
for beauty defiled and crushed
and those that come to die
shall feel his mighty wrath
yet still a tortured soul
shall he remain
the crow
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My favorite songs
ICP: Southwest Voodoo
Voodoo, runnin' from my magic
Brain insane, Shooga whooga bah
Southwest voodoo's in the haugh!
Wicked voodoo, joker killer
Magic, dark magic
[Violent J]
Met this kid named Louie Lou
He thought he could fuck with this voodoo
So I turned his head into a lima bean
And then flicked it off his shoulders
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
From Mookan House to Shangra La
Egyptian Pharaoh, coompata
Follow me, and join us as we pray
To the seventeen moons of Coonga Del Ray
[Violent J]
Walked in the lunchroom chantin' spells
With bamboo bitches and voodoo bells
Got my own food, who wants some?
I got possum nipples and raccoon tongue
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
A non-believer once started to laugh
So I launched a fireball up his punk-ass
Then everybody heard him squeal
"This voodoo shit's for real!"
It just takes...
[Chorus (1x)]
A head from a newt, a wing from a bat
A tongue from a snake, a tail from a rat
A neck from a chicken, an eye from a crow
And a little bitty itty bitty little drip of Faygo
[2x]
Brain insane, Shooga whooga bah
Southwest voodoo's in the haugh!
Wicked voodoo, joker killer
Magic, dark magic
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Crypt on Verner on a windy night
You see voodoo scribblings in the moonlight
Painted all on the city street
It's the ancient craft of gang banging
Hey! J! What's in the bag?
[Violent J]
A shrunken head, and shriveled scrotum sac
Why? Ya think voodoo's fake?
Come to the graveyard, I'll make the dead wake
"Raise, raise, shooga-boom ba.
Sleep no longer, raise, quick
Raise, raise, shooga-boom ba,
Leave us alone, you fuckin' punk bitch!"
Well, fuck it, I ain't that good yet
But one day you can bet I'm a freak
We'll make the whole world dance with the dead
And just like my homey said
It only takes...
[Chorus (1x)]
Voodoo running from my magic [3x]
I'll make a voodoo doll out of ya and flick your nuts
[Chorus (1x)]
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Red Hot Chili Peppers: Californication
Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen quotations
And if you want these kind of dreams
It's Californication
It's the edge of the world
And all of western civilization
The sun may rise in the East
At least it settles in the final location
It's understood that Hollywood
sells Californication
Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Or is that war your waging
[Chorus:]
First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Marry me girl be my fairy to the world
Be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with a baby inside
Getting high on information
And buy me a star on the boulevard
It's Californication
Space may be the final frontier
But it's made in a Hollywood basement
Cobain can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station
And Alderon's not far away
It's Californication
Born and raised by those who praise
Control of population everybody's been there
and
I don't mean on vacation
[Chorus]
Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar
They're just another good vibration
And tidal waves couldn't save the world
From Californication
Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest
There is no test
But this is what you're craving
[Chorus]
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Red Hot Chili Peppers: Dani California
Gettin' born in the state of Mississippi
Papa was a copper and mama was a hippie
In Alabama she would swing a hammer
Price you gotta pay when you pick the panorama
She never knew that there was anything more than poor
What in the world? What does your company take me for?
Black bandana, sweet Louisiana
Robbin' on a bank in the state of Indiana
She's a runner, rebel and a stunner
Oh her merry way sayin' baby whatcha gonna
Lookin' down the barrel of a hot metal forty five
Just another way to survive
[Chorus:]
California rest in peace
Simultaneous release
California show your teeth
She's my priestess, I'm your priest, yeah, yeah
She's a lover baby and a fighter
Shoulda seen her coming when it got a little brighter
With a name like Dani California
Day was gonna come when I was gonna mourn ya
A little loaded, she was stealin' another breath
I love my baby to death
[Chorus]
Who knew the other side of you?
Who knew what others died to prove?
Too true to say good bye to you
Too true to say say say...
Push the fader, gifted animator
One for the now and eleven for the later
Never made it up to Minnesota
North Dakota man was a gunnin' for the quota
Down in the badlands she was savin' the best for last
It only hurts when I laugh
Gone too fast...
[Chorus 2x]
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Blue October: Calling you
Theres something that i cant quite explain
i'm so in love with you
you'll never take that away
and if i said a hundred times before
expect a thousand more
you never take that away
well expect me to be
calling you to see
if you're ok when i'm not around
asking if you love me
i love the way you make it sound
calling you to see
do i try too hard to make you smile
to make a smile
well i will keep calling you to see
if you're sleepin are you dreamin and
if you're dreamin are you dreamin of me
i cant believe
you actually picked...me
i thought that the world had lost its sway
(its so hard sometimes)
then i fell in love with you
(then came you)
and you took that away
(its not so difficult, the world is not so difficult)
you take away the old
show me the new
and i feel like i can fly
when i stand next to you
so what if I'm on this phone
a hundred miles from home
i take the words you gave
and send them back to you
i only want to see
if you're ok when i'm not around
asking if you love me
i love the way you make it sound
calling you to see
do i try too hard to make you smile
to make a smile
i will keep calling you to see
if you're sleepin are you dreamin and
if you're dreamin are you dreamin of me
i cant believe
you actually picked...me
well i will keep calling you to see
if you're sleepin are you dreamin and
if you're dreamin are you dreamin of me
i cant believe
you actually picked...me
i will keep calling you to see
if you're sleepin are you dreamin and
if you're dreamin are you dreamin of me
i cant believe
you actually picked...me
Stay true to your light at least that way you can see were your going- Me
Theres more to life then a good pair of tits- Arimis: Man in the iron mask
The human race has one really effective weapon and thats laughter- Mark Twain
A woman appreciates a man who can make her laugh- Genie:Aladdin
The only thing worse then failing is giving up half way- Me
If you can't learn it yourself its not worth learning- red eagle
Love is captured by the owners of each others hearts- Autumn
When a human has someone to protect his power grows- Inuyasha: the movie 3 swords of an honorable ruler
Git-r-done- Larry the Cable Guy, duh
You can never know were your going until you know were you've been- Will Smith: Hitch
I'm happier then a tornader in a trailer park: Tow Mater- Cars
I reject your reality and substitute my own: Adam savage- myth busters
When fishing in another mans hole you often catch crabs: back of a T shirt
nothing says failure like a wall of flame: anonymous
Anger solves nothing just causes more problems: Me
Rebel Fregel: Mandy- Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy
This makes golf look like porn: Robin Williams- Man of the year
Just because flies buzz around the same ass doesn't mean you have to: Me
If ya gotta go, go with a smile: Jack Nicholson- the joker in batman
For those about to rock, We salute you: AC/DC
A tribute to those who rocked before: read it off a t shirt
whats the point of stalking when you have television: my friend jon
Give a girl a real rose she knows you love her till it dies... but give her a fake rose she knows you love her until it dies: as far as i know i just made that up
if you really wanna laugh laugh when other people are mad....... makes it funnier for you: some comedian i can't remember the name of
I love that joke it makes people mad: same comedian
you know your old when your address book starts filling up with dead people: same guy
Holding on to anger is like holding on to a hot coal with the intention of throwing it at someone else, your the one that gets burned: Buddha
suppose your an idiot. suppose your a member of congress. but, then i repeat myself: Mark Twain
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.: i forgot
My blood cries out for the vengence of my peoples blood which can only be repay with twice as much blood maybe three times as much blood like if you went to hell and it was full of and the blood was on fire and if it was raining blood only that would be enough blood, urgh purhaps not: i'm not sure
^^^%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%$$$$$$$$%%%%%%%%%%%%%^^^^^^^^^^^^^
One of my favorite poems by my friend Honey Bear
The Crow
Dark as the night
in shadows he watches
awaiting the guilty
until in silent flight
shall he swoop down
and appear before them
like the angel of death himself
revenge his lifeblood now
for beauty defiled and crushed
and those that come to die
shall feel his mighty wrath
yet still a tortured soul
shall he remain
the crow
444444$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$444444444444$$$$$$$$$$$$$4444
My favorite songs
ICP: Southwest Voodoo
Voodoo, runnin' from my magic
Brain insane, Shooga whooga bah
Southwest voodoo's in the haugh!
Wicked voodoo, joker killer
Magic, dark magic
[Violent J]
Met this kid named Louie Lou
He thought he could fuck with this voodoo
So I turned his head into a lima bean
And then flicked it off his shoulders
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
From Mookan House to Shangra La
Egyptian Pharaoh, coompata
Follow me, and join us as we pray
To the seventeen moons of Coonga Del Ray
[Violent J]
Walked in the lunchroom chantin' spells
With bamboo bitches and voodoo bells
Got my own food, who wants some?
I got possum nipples and raccoon tongue
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
A non-believer once started to laugh
So I launched a fireball up his punk-ass
Then everybody heard him squeal
"This voodoo shit's for real!"
It just takes...
[Chorus (1x)]
A head from a newt, a wing from a bat
A tongue from a snake, a tail from a rat
A neck from a chicken, an eye from a crow
And a little bitty itty bitty little drip of Faygo
[2x]
Brain insane, Shooga whooga bah
Southwest voodoo's in the haugh!
Wicked voodoo, joker killer
Magic, dark magic
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Crypt on Verner on a windy night
You see voodoo scribblings in the moonlight
Painted all on the city street
It's the ancient craft of gang banging
Hey! J! What's in the bag?
[Violent J]
A shrunken head, and shriveled scrotum sac
Why? Ya think voodoo's fake?
Come to the graveyard, I'll make the dead wake
"Raise, raise, shooga-boom ba.
Sleep no longer, raise, quick
Raise, raise, shooga-boom ba,
Leave us alone, you fuckin' punk bitch!"
Well, fuck it, I ain't that good yet
But one day you can bet I'm a freak
We'll make the whole world dance with the dead
And just like my homey said
It only takes...
[Chorus (1x)]
Voodoo running from my magic [3x]
I'll make a voodoo doll out of ya and flick your nuts
[Chorus (1x)]
######3333333333333####################33333333#########3333333####
Red Hot Chili Peppers: Californication
Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen quotations
And if you want these kind of dreams
It's Californication
It's the edge of the world
And all of western civilization
The sun may rise in the East
At least it settles in the final location
It's understood that Hollywood
sells Californication
Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Or is that war your waging
[Chorus:]
First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Marry me girl be my fairy to the world
Be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with a baby inside
Getting high on information
And buy me a star on the boulevard
It's Californication
Space may be the final frontier
But it's made in a Hollywood basement
Cobain can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station
And Alderon's not far away
It's Californication
Born and raised by those who praise
Control of population everybody's been there
and
I don't mean on vacation
[Chorus]
Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar
They're just another good vibration
And tidal waves couldn't save the world
From Californication
Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest
There is no test
But this is what you're craving
[Chorus]
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Red Hot Chili Peppers: Dani California
Gettin' born in the state of Mississippi
Papa was a copper and mama was a hippie
In Alabama she would swing a hammer
Price you gotta pay when you pick the panorama
She never knew that there was anything more than poor
What in the world? What does your company take me for?
Black bandana, sweet Louisiana
Robbin' on a bank in the state of Indiana
She's a runner, rebel and a stunner
Oh her merry way sayin' baby whatcha gonna
Lookin' down the barrel of a hot metal forty five
Just another way to survive
[Chorus:]
California rest in peace
Simultaneous release
California show your teeth
She's my priestess, I'm your priest, yeah, yeah
She's a lover baby and a fighter
Shoulda seen her coming when it got a little brighter
With a name like Dani California
Day was gonna come when I was gonna mourn ya
A little loaded, she was stealin' another breath
I love my baby to death
[Chorus]
Who knew the other side of you?
Who knew what others died to prove?
Too true to say good bye to you
Too true to say say say...
Push the fader, gifted animator
One for the now and eleven for the later
Never made it up to Minnesota
North Dakota man was a gunnin' for the quota
Down in the badlands she was savin' the best for last
It only hurts when I laugh
Gone too fast...
[Chorus 2x]
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Blue October: Calling you
Theres something that i cant quite explain
i'm so in love with you
you'll never take that away
and if i said a hundred times before
expect a thousand more
you never take that away
well expect me to be
calling you to see
if you're ok when i'm not around
asking if you love me
i love the way you make it sound
calling you to see
do i try too hard to make you smile
to make a smile
well i will keep calling you to see
if you're sleepin are you dreamin and
if you're dreamin are you dreamin of me
i cant believe
you actually picked...me
i thought that the world had lost its sway
(its so hard sometimes)
then i fell in love with you
(then came you)
and you took that away
(its not so difficult, the world is not so difficult)
you take away the old
show me the new
and i feel like i can fly
when i stand next to you
so what if I'm on this phone
a hundred miles from home
i take the words you gave
and send them back to you
i only want to see
if you're ok when i'm not around
asking if you love me
i love the way you make it sound
calling you to see
do i try too hard to make you smile
to make a smile
i will keep calling you to see
if you're sleepin are you dreamin and
if you're dreamin are you dreamin of me
i cant believe
you actually picked...me
well i will keep calling you to see
if you're sleepin are you dreamin and
if you're dreamin are you dreamin of me
i cant believe
you actually picked...me
i will keep calling you to see
if you're sleepin are you dreamin and
if you're dreamin are you dreamin of me
i cant believe
you actually picked...me
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Sesshomaru : holy $%&@ thats long!!!!!!!!!! on April 13, 2007Dude, Dude, Dude Listen to this this is very important ok dude its like going to be on the quiz to walk on led zepplens stairway to heaven ok,ok here it is dude,dude ,dude, listen dude(looks both ways).....(crosses the street)(yells over)............THE AUDIENCE IS BAKING DUDE!!!!!!!!! yo see ya on the other side of the pancake dude..............(shadow creeps away from the unsuspecting demon) LOL I'm like having way to much fun with this don't ya think oh yea and dude share the B.O.D would ya god your such a greedy demon like you really need all that fiber well ok see ya later pancake demon well or is it ninja demon yea ninja demon so i'll see ya on the other side of the throwing star how bout that huh ninja whats up my ninja hahahaha ahhh to much fun to much fun wait a minute what the hell am i talking about theres no such thing as to much fun wow well now i must be of to do more productive things then sit at this computer typing this long guestbook entry for your enjoyment i'm not your jester ok dude I'm jester yes but i don't work for you i work for everybody ( looks both ways real quick) i mean nobody so i 'm going to leave now and the door will hit my ass on the way out because i'm going to slip on that banana peel there so good day to you sure ( sticks nose in the air closes eyes walks away slips over banana peel and out the door screaming) I didn't really wanna slip on the banana peel!!!! see ya dude
