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Hey!
I imagine it must be pretty weird for you to be faced with such power!

Well,

My name is Jay

I am male

I was born in 1989

I have long hair (way longer than the picture)

I am almost human

I am a songwriter from Hell

I am not a singer from anywhere

 

Have You Ever...

( ) Smoked a cigarette?

( ) Drank so much you threw up?

(X) Had feelings for someone who doesn't like you?

(X) Been in love?

(X) Lied to a friend?

( ) Been dumped?

( ) Been arrested?

( ) Gone on a blind date?

(X) Skipped school?

(X) Seen someone die?

(X) Been to Canada?

( ) Been to Florida?

( ) Been to Mexico?

(X) Been on a plane?

(X) Been lost?

(X) Been on the opposite side of the country?

(X) Gone to Washington , DC?

(X) Swam in the ocean?

(X) Felt like dying....?

(X) Cried yourself to sleep?

(X) Played cops and robbers?

(X) Recently colored with crayons?

(X) Sang karaoke badly?

(X) Paid for a meal with only coins?

(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?

(X) Made prank phone calls?

(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose?

(X) Laughed until liquid came out of the other end?

(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue?

(X) Danced in the rain?

(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus?

( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe?

(X) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about?

(X) Blown bubbles?

(X) Made a bonfire on the beach?

( ) Crashed a party?

(X) Gone roller-skating?

(X) Gone Ice-skating? The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level Score Purgatory (Repenting Believers) High Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low Level 2 (Lustful) Low Level 3 (Gluttonous) High Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low Level 7 (Violent) Very High Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

80% of people say "I LOVE YOU". 20% actually mean it.
If you honestly are in the 20%, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

Even though you can't see God, He is there...if you believe in God, put this in your profile.

 

Add this to your profile if you're a metalhead.

 

 

Add this to your profile if you're a metalhead but loves bands like "System of a Down" and "The Gorrilaz"

 

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  • shattered.frisco on August 4
    thanks for the comment!! nice page
  • ch3kdis : you crazy on March 4
    Jay really you gotta be kidn' me man
    p.s. He's a rock
  • ch3kdis : you crazy on March 4
    Jay really you gotta be kidn' me man
    p.s. He's a rock
  • loafy on December 27, 2008
    boo

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