The Enigmartist• Show poetry

I am a living person! (I have to make a new intro. Too bad I'm lazy...)

"Oh, look! A new line!"

I'd just like to say that it's now 2006, in case YOU didn't know.

Yes, this is a new paragraph; I'll just say that you're special for noticing and that should make you feel good about yourself until you burn your toast tomorrow morning.

There are now almost as many paragraphs on this side on the Squiggly Lines © ME! as there are on the otherside of the Squiggly Lines © ME! Well, not quite. But who cares if I'm right or not?

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I live in thyn little state/province/thing of Tasmania. I doubt you have heard of it, it doesn't even exist on some maps *Gives South America an evil look*. I like it here and it has a nice climate, a bit cold, but you won't ever see a tornado/volcano/alien, which in my opinion, is good.

I like to consider myself as a happy person and that might reflect in my poetry/stories/description. I like Pinna Coladas and getting caught in the rain, which happens a lot in Tassie.

I arrived at Ap about (insert number of months I've been here) months ago when I thought it might be fun to join, it is fun. Since then, I have accomplished nothing as far as great writing is concerned, but I have other hobbies, go the Sims 2 movies! I like to use I as a beginning to all my sentences, how egotistic of me.

Now I might go on about other stuff, skip this if you want, the good stuff is down further. I write most of my poetry in spur of the moment situations, and directly to the computer, which is in the laundry of my house, which is separate from the house; damn it is cold down here! I bet you aren’t even reading this. But if you are... You will be lucky to find any dark stuff on this page, if happy isn't for you then the back button is readily available.

I would have a list of all my friends, but I think it would be better if you found your own.
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If I make my page red, will it load faster?

Y'know, I think I might just copywrite everything on this page! And the letter 'K'! The letter K is © ME!

Boo-yah!