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Every 7 seconds an emo kid dies from suicide.
Post this if you want that to change.........

80% of Americans say "I LOVE YOU".

20% actually mean it.

If you honestly are in the 20%, paste this into your profile

95% Percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on
the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the
5% yelling "Jump B itch, Jump!! i really mean it too jump b itch!!!!!!!!





I used to think
I had the answers to everything
But now I know
That life doesn`t always go my way, yea...
Feels like I`m caught in the middle
That`s when I realized

CHORUS:
I`m not a girl, not yet a woman
All I need is time
A moment that is mine
While I`m in between
I`m not a girl

There is no need to protect me
It`s time that I
Learn to face up to this on my own
I`ve seen much more than you know now
So don`t tell me to shut my eyes

CHORUS:
I`m not a girl, not yet a woman
All I need is time
A moment that is mine
While I`m in between
I`m not a girl

But if you look at me closely
You will see it at my eyes
This girl will always find her way

CHORUS:
(I`m not a girl)... I`m not a girl don`t tell me what to believe
(Not yet a women)...I`m just trying to find the woman in me, yea
(All I need is time)... Oh, all I need is time
That`s mine...While I`m in between
I`m not a girl...Not yet a woman
All I need is time
A moment that is mine...While I`m in between
I`m not a girl...oooo.
Not yet a woman

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Songs that make me cry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-ETukqodNk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x-XyTUbkF4
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Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine
Candyman, candyman
Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine
Sweet sugar candyman

I met him out for dinner on a Friday night
He really got me working up an appetite
He had tattoos up and down his arm
There's nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm

He's a one stop shop, makes my panties drop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman, ooh, yeah

He took me to the Spider Club on Hollywood and Vine
We drank champagne and we danced all night
We shook the paparazzi for a big surprise
The gossip tonight will be tomorrow's headline

He's a one stop shop, makes my cherry pop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman

He's a one stop shop, makes my cherry pop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman, ohh yeah

Well, by now I'm getting all bothered and hot
When he kissed my mouth it really hit the spot
He had lips like sugarcane
Good things come for boys who wait

Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine
Candyman, candyman
Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine
Candyman, candyman
Sweet sugar candyman

He's a one stop, gotcha hot, making all the panties drop
Sweet sugar candyman
He's a one stop, got me hot, making my ugh pop
Sweet sugar candyman
He's a one stop, get it while it's hot, baby don't stop
Sweet sugar

He's got those lips like sugarcane
Good things come for boys who wait

He's a one stop shop with a real big ugh
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman

Candyman, candyman, candyman, candyman
Candyman, candyman, candyman, candyman

Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine
Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine
Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine
Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine

Jane lost her grip and down she fell
Jane lost her grip and down she fell
Squared herself away as she let out a yell
Squared herself away and let out a yell

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Watch me bleed, watch me die, let me go suicide
(A quote I made up )
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLwwy-g2wkc
Concrete Angel
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Porcelain Heart Lyrics
Artist(Band):BarlowGirl

Broken heart
One more time
Pick yourself up
Why even cry
Broken pieces in your hands
Wonder how you'll make it whole

CHORUS:
You know You pray
This can't be the way
You cry You say
Some thing's gotta change
And mend this porcelain heart of mine
Of mine....

Someone said "A broken heart
Would sting at first then make you stronger"
You wonder why this pain remains
Were hearts made whole just to break

CHORUS:

Creator only you take brokenness
And create it into beauty once again

Chorus:
You know You pray
This can't be the way
You cry You say
Some thing's gotta change

You know You pray
This can't be the way
You cry You say
Some thing's gotta change
And mend this porcelain heart
Please mend this porcelain heart
Of mine of mine Creator mend this heart

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Song: Miss Invisible
Artist: Marie Digby

Theres a girl
Who sits under the bleachers
Just another day eating alone
And though she smiles
There is something just hiding
And she cant find a way to relate
She just goes unnoticed
As the crowd passes by
And she'll pretend to be busy
When inside she just wants to cry
She'll say...

Chorus

Take a little look at the life of Miss Always Invisible
Look a little closer, I really really want you to put yourself in her shoes
Take another look at the face of Miss Always Invisible
Look a little harder and maybe then you will see why she waits for the day
When you'll ask her her name

The begining, in the first weeks of class
She did everything to try and fit in
But the others they couldnt seem to get past all the things that mismatched on the surface
And she would close her eyes when they left and she fell down the stairs
And the more that they joked
And the more that they screamed
She retreated to where she is now
And she'll sing...

Chorus

Take a little look at the life of Miss Always Invisible
Look a little harder I really really want you to put yourself in her shoes
Take a little look at the face of Miss Always Invisible
Look a little closer and maybe then you will see why she waits for the day that you will ask her...her name

And one day just the same as the last
Just the days been in counting the time
Came a boy that sat under the bleachers just a little bit further behind...

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ι'м иσт ∂єρяєѕѕє∂ ----- ι'м נυѕт αℓωαуѕ ѕα∂.
ι'м иσт ¢яуιиg ----- му єуєѕ αяє נυѕт fυℓℓ σf тєαяѕ.
ι’м иσт ℓινιиg ----- ι נυѕт кєєρ вяєαтнιиg.
ι'м иσт ѕтυρι∂ ----- ι נυѕт ∂σи’т gєт ιт.
ι’м иσт тяуιиg ----- ι’νє αℓяєα∂у gινєи υρ.
ι'м иσт ωєιя∂ ----- ι'м נυѕт ∂ιffєяєит.
ι'м иσт α вєℓιєνєя ----- ι’νє αℓяєα∂у ℓσѕт нσρє.
ι'м иσт α fυ¢к υρ ----- ι נυѕт мαкє мιѕтαкєѕ.
ι'м иσт ємσтισиαℓ ----- ι נυѕт нανє α ℓσт σf fєєℓιиgѕ.
ι'м иσт α ¢υттєя ----- ι נυѕт fσυи∂ α ωαу тσ gєт яι∂ σf ραιи.
ι'м иσт ρєяfє¢т ----- ι ∂σи’т ωαит тσ вє.
ι'м иσт α gσѕѕιρ ----- ι нανє му σωи ℓιfє.
ι'м иσт ιмραтιєит ----- ι נυѕт ∂σи’т ℓιкє тσ ωαιт.
ι'м иσт тσυgн ----- ι נυѕт ∂σи’т тαкє ѕнιт.
ι'м иσт qυєѕтισиιиg ----- ι נυѕт нανє му ∂συвтѕ.
ι'м иσт нι∂ιиg ----- ι נυѕт ωαит тσ ∂ιѕαρρєαя.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~F ucked up~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I nsecure~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~N eurotic~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~E motional~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~See im just F.I.N.E.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Don't Label Me
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You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Paris Hilton
I say Amy Lee
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Gerard Way
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say Im Weird
I Say Im Different
(put this on your profile if you agree)

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Emos:
*Don’t cut them self to get attention
*Don’t always cry
*Sometimes cry because they hurt
*Are not all bisexual
*Want to be included
*Are not babies
*Don’t always date emos
*Don't lable
*Want to be happy just like others .
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Name: Rhianna Nichole Montgomery

Birthdate: 10-20-91

Birthplace: Montclair

Current Location: Onatrio

Eye Color: Green(But varieson my mood)

Hair Color: Sandy blonde

Height: 5'8 1/2"

Weight: Lets just say I'm a cuddly teddy bear

Piercings: 4

Tattoos: Getting one in October (Hopefully)

Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Yep (Finace' soon)

Overused Phrase: Idk

FAVORITES
Food: Pizza


Candy: Skittles
Number: 17 (Always the age I am)

Color: Black, blood red, white


Animal: Lion


Drink: Dr. pepper


Alcohol Drink: Smirnoff ice watermelon(C)

Bagel: Cinnamon raisin

Letter: C for Crazy

Body Part on Opposite sex: Eyes

This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi

McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's

Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon

Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot Tea

Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate

Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee

Kiss or Hug: Kiss

Dog or Cat: cat

Rap or Punk: punk

Summer or Winter: Winter

Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Scary

Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: when ever I want to sleep

Most Missed Memory: Hanging out with my besties Sandra and Justine

Best physical feature: My eyes

First Thought Waking Up: Daniel gotta talk to him

Goal for this year: Graduate school and goto England

Best Friends: Daniel, Sandra, Justine

　

　

Weakness: Don't know

Fears: Losing a loved one

Heritage: British, welsh, american

Longest relationship: 1 year 7 months and still going

HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yes

Ever Smoked: No


Pot: No

Ever been Drunk: /no

Ever been beaten up: No

Ever beaten someone up: Yea

Ever Shoplifted: no

Ever Skinny Dipped: No

Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yea

Been Dumped Lately: No

IN A GUY/GIRL

Favorite Eye Color:Blue

Favorite Hair Color: Jet black

Short or Long: medium

Height: Taller than me but not to tall

Style: easy to get off^^

Looks or Personality: Personality

Hot or Cute: Both

Drugs and Alcohol: None

Muscular or Really Skinny: both

RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past :To many to count

What country do you want to Visit: England this winter hell yea

How do you want to Die: Suicide or in my lovers arms

Been to the Mall Lately: Yea

Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them

Get along with your Parents: Mum yes dad no

Health Freak: No

Do you think your Attractive: I say no everyone else says yes

Believe in Yourself: sometimes

Want to go to College: Yes

Do you Smoke: No


Do you Drink: no


Shower Daily: Yes

Been in Love: Yes

Do you Sing: yeah

Want to get Married: Getting married next year


Do you want Children: I want to be a mum at 18 so we'll wait and see


Have your future kids names planned out: Jeanna Rose, Lillian Sandra, Sandra Lin, boys: David Ross, Scott Daniel, James



Age you wanna lose your Virginity: I lost it at 8 I was raped :'( but I wanted to lose it at 18-20

Hate anyone: Myself


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Have you ever...
(_) Smoked a cigarette
(_) Drank so much you threw up
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
(_) Been arrested
(_) Gone on a blind date
(_) Skipped school
(x) Seen someone die
(_) Been to Canada
(_) Been to Florida
(_) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Been lost
(_) Been on the opposite side of the country
(_) Gone to Washington , DC
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying....
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons
(_) Sang karaoke badly
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
(x)Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(_) Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(x) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
(x) Made a bonfire on the beach
(_) Crashed a party
(x) Gone roller-skating
(x) Ice-skating
(_) started a mosh pit
(_) own a knife
(x) ran away for more then a day
(x) get in a fight and lost
(x) get in a fight a won
(_) get a new girlfriend/boyfriend
(x) get dumped
(_) get smaked then dumped
(_) smack some one then dump em
(_) go to court
(_) go to jail
(_) get picked up by the cops
(_) tell a cop to :go to hell, go fuck him /her self ect...
(_) own a gun
(x) love some one
(x) hate some one
(x) love and hate some one
(x) think some one loves you
(x) think some ones hates you
(_) is gay
(_) is lez
(_) is bi
(_) is gay but no ones knows
(_) is lez but know one knows
(_) is bi but know one knows(only close friends)
(x) isnt any of them
(_) has had sex
(_) has had sex with more then one person
(_) regrets it
(_) is a virgin
(_) is beat by mom or dad
(_) works out
(_) has a tattoo
(x) is goth
(x) is emo
(x) is something
(_) is "idk"
(_) has ever been in boot camp
(_) ever been to juvy
(_) loves life
(x) hates life
(x) wants to die
(_) wants to live
(x) wants to die but not kill them self
(_) wants to kill them self
(x) has ever cut
(x) likes to cut
(x) loves to cut
(_) thinks cutting is wrong
(x) thinks cutting helps
(_) is a drama king/queen
(x) dosnt care what pepol think
(_) cares what pepol think
(x) has more then 1 friend
(x) has a best friend
(_) is a goody goody
(x) is a bad ass
(x) has gone out with a girl/boy for over a month
(x) beleves in one gf one bf relation ships
(x) has some one to talk to
(x) think your smart
(_) think your dumb
(_) think ur cool
(_) think your lame
(x) had someone cheat on you.
(_) gone on a blind date.
(x) been the dumpee more than the dumper.
(x) miss someone right now.
(_) have a fear of commitment.
(x) have a fear of abandonment.
(_) cheated in a relationship.
(_) been the cheatee
(_) gotten divorced
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
(x) told someone you loved them
(x) kept something from a past relationship.
(_) had a crush on someone of the same sex
(_) had a crush on a teacher.
(x) am a cuddler.
(_) love to flirt.
(x) been kissed in the rain.
(x) hugged a stranger.
(_) have kissed a stranger.
(x) am a terrible liar.
(x) done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
(x) done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
(x) snuck out of my house.
(x) lied to my parents about where I am.
(x) am keeping a secret from the world
(x) cheated while playing a game.
(x) cheated on a test.
(_) run a red light.
(_) been suspended from school.
(_) witnessed a crime.
(x) been in a fist fight.
(_) been arrested.
(_) consumed alcohol.
(_) passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
(_) taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
(x) cough drops when I'm not sick.
(_) swallow pills.
(_) can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
(x) been diagnosed with clinical depression.
(x) shut others out when you're depressed.
(x) take anti-depressants.
(_) anorexic or bulimic.
(x) slept an entire day when you didn't need it.
(_) addicted to adrenaline
(x) hurt yourself on purpose
(x) addicted to self harm
(x) woken up crying.
(x) cried yourself to sleep.
(_) afraid of dying.
(x) hate funerals.
(_) seen someone die.
(x) Someone you know has attempted suicide.
(x) Someone close to you has committed suicide.
(x) have attempted suicide.
(x) can sing well.
(_) watch the news.
(x) don't kill bugs.
(x) hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
(x) curse regularly.
(x) sing in the shower.
(_) am a morning person.
(_) paid for your cell phone ring tone.
(_) don't have a cell phone
(_) a snob about grammar.
(_) awful about the typos
(_) am a sports fanatic.
(x) twirl your hair
(_) have "x"s in your screen name
(_) love being neat
(_) copied more than 30 CD's in a day
(x) bake well.
(_) your favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
(x) your favorite color is either black, violet, gray, or dark green
(x) would wear pajamas to school.
(_) like Martha Stewart.
(x) know how to shoot a gun.
(x) am in love with love.
(_) am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
(x) laugh at your own jokes.
(x) eat fast food weekly
(x) believe in ghosts/spirits.
(x) am online 24/7, even as an away message.
(_) have not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
(x) can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
(x) am really ticklish.

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----///-\\\----If u feel::
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---|||---|||---Suicidal
----\\\-///----Appathetic
-----\\///-----Depresed
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Some info for RP groups

First name: Jane
Last name: Don't have one


race: Vampire, human, wolf, (I transform when I need to)


age: 17
looks like: 25

eyes: Blue-green but changes on my mood

skin: dark but light tan

hair: Beach Blonde up in a ponytail pn special ocasions and down for an odaniry day

clothing: Ordainery: Dark blue jeans, red tank top, and black jacket. Dress up: Black dress and red shawl.

Height: 5'8"

Weight: 150

Physical build:......

Dominant Hand: right

natural abilities/weaponry: Flyuing, speed, and fangs

personality: Sweet kind and loving. If you get me mad I'll blow


background: N/A

Picture: (Best to show what I look like) http://m208.photobucket.com/image/blonde%20animes/moonlit-sonnet/blonde0.png.html?o=5&pbauth=1_uLEBonVPfaLdh1h3YMYz2W8UDc5xMorK2QS0n0nKmv94EFE90Zrt%2BENfElaccYDPqco1hc2wxrFWpYXyjB1%2BwZ7WK6TCCh9%2FscjvaTUqD4tco51adSmYdEa5o9jgkXEsPX9aJU43fV42CQWFteX6l63a9XiV1opKVaiHA0wc91I%


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Britt Nicole "The Lost Get Found"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4GmLRTJq1w&NR=1&feature=fvwp
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My name is Sarah.
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen.
I cannot see,
I must be stupid.
I must be bad,
What else could have made
my daddy so mad?
I wish I were better.
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy would
still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all.
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
all the day long
When I wake I'm all alone
the house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight!
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car.
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls.
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes.
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again.
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy murdered me.

Paste this into your profile to help stop child abuse.


A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.