sorry for the typos and grammar f-ck ups.
Hillary here...
UPDATE!!!!!
I'm pretty much at my goal weight right now... around 162... and my goal size... between an 8 or a 10
I'M HOME!!! After almost half a year, I'm back on the east coast... back in South Carolina!
I'm not sure what I think about being home yet. It's awkward... because I feel like I've grown out of some of the people around me... not to mention I've missed 6 months that they ALL experienced... and I don't want to be one of those dorks that says "one time @ fat camp..." all the time. I'll figure it all out... but until then... I'm just trying to catch up on sleep and lounge around... it's christmas eve... so uh... since I'm Jewish... I do nothing. heh.
Kinda Persecuted:
Alright I think we're gonna get one really nice big drum off of ebay... sound good? haha... well I think it will suit our sound a lot better anyways...
BRACELETS ARE IN!!! (AND DEMO's are as finished as they will be for a WHILE!!) if you want a bracelet with my band name (Kinda Persecuted) on it... lemme know! It's 2.00 per bracelet... and we only have a limited amount left!!
IF YOU WANT A DEMO... email me your address... and I'm not sure how much it costs to send them, but they cost $5... I'll send you my address via email, and you send me yours... 'cause I don't think it'd be the brightest thing to post my home address on here... hehe
We're on myspace: www.myspace.com/kindapersecuted (I've gotta fix the music tho... ) any advice on that prob?
AND we have a website now too!!! kindapersecuted.5u.com
Self Injury:
I'm ok... got a lot of horrible feelings when going into my old room... some of the rooms in my house, but I'm holding up... and things can only get better.... I'm HELLA strong.
Peircings:
I got a nip-shield!! It's like my prized possession!! I bought it on a friggin' field-trip! haha... It's a beautiful silver sun!
*No more negativity... c'mon... i need to focus the negative into my music and some positive too....*
THAT CHICK ON NICKALODEON IS A DUMBASS!! she was talking about being a writer, and so serious... here's a quote:
"The hardest part about writing poetry... is rhyming. I've had to budge a few rhymes in my day, like:
Trips to different places,
missions that you don't know.
*Naw cuh,
whats crackin?
yeah, yeah
fo sho.*"
um... are you kidding me? Thats poetry? I mean I respect ALL poetry... but being a writer myself? I think she's asking for attention of something.
I'm a Jewish kid in the bible belt. Read my "Contagious Ignorance" peice if you want to see what i mean.
What's wrong with sex? Hell, i mean I thought it was... well a special thing until I was metaphorically raped by this asshole I was in love with. But now... it just seems like some sort of game... just something thats enjoyable for the two experiencing it. Yeah, it should most-definitely be mutual... but I really don't think that religion and adults should look down upon it. Everyone does it... or we wouldn't have a human population... the population is 6 billion at the moment... do you know how many times people had to have sex to populate the world at that number? And thats just counting the conception... wow... what a thought. So... as long as you are informed and you protect yourself... I say do whatever you feel.... but hey... thats just my opinion.
It was announced at my high school that Luke Perry, a 16 year old... accuaintance of mine... died in a car crash. He was at school... and then he signed out, and wrecked on his way home. Aparently his girlfriend had broken up with him and he was really upset. I talked to Luke last year a few days after I got back from a hospital I was put in for nearly committing suicide. Luke was a cutter too. I remember walking down the hallway and we both stopped... he asked where I had been, and I quietly showed him my slashed arm... he did the same. I was shocked. He told me about his medications, and hospitalizations, and suicide attempts... He said "It just never gets any better." I don't think things ever fully got better for him... or atleast as far as I know. I can't help but feel that the car crash may have been somewhat intentional. It's so strange to think he's gone... I'll never see that goofy kid again. I just pray that he's ok... and that his family can survive the holidays without him. Death brings silence. G-d, what a horrible day. (I have some poetry about luke and the whole situation... I'm going to type up a note from him and a journal entry when I get a chance... *sigh*)
Friends on Allpoetry:
Imminentaccident- KATE!!!! she's so awesome!!! great kid! love ya, babe!!
Facelesssuperman- I love him... hilarious, beautiful writer... amazing talent and such a sweet guy. Ah rye... things will clear up eventually... The skies will clear, our smiles will widen... and I'll stop making these cheesy cliches!
One-Winged Angel- STEVE! He's my savior! I love this kid, and he's got some DAMN good words! check him out!!!! (for every person who does not check him out, I will be forced to kill them.)
Superdrummerkitty- Cassidy! this chica is awesome!!! (but Cass... add some poems you twat! haha)
oohooherection- MANDY!! Wicked kewl chick... really fun to be around! HILARIOUS! oh... and she writes wicked kewl poetry as well.
VelvetSouless- Tiff... pretty wicked chick if I do say so myself... great writer... read her material!!
Fasterthanu- tyler... haha... you guys should help him save up some points... applaud the little bastage... He's got good work... he deserves some applause!
Luketheslightlydumb-he's sort of a mystery, but a kewl guy... and what little he writes is awesome.
Fayth- *sigh*... Licia I love you...
PhantasyStar- Fayth's soulmate... pretty kewl guy from what I hear.
Donnqui0te- ah, sean... he has such a great heart. A really sweet, romantic man. Great writer... and he sees so much in me that I hardly beleive is there. or was that just an act? Sean... you gotta get some things figured out before you go and break another girl's heart and your own. (If you think about it, you'll understand)
Endoftheworld- seems to be as much of a pessimist as I... when you go to Daniel, thats pretty much inevitable... unless you're a dipshit. He's the bassist in our band. Enrique... haha
Jam Master Jay- I was completely in love with him for years... very sweet guy... great writer.
Mikey- haha... he's pretty damn awesome... provided me with releif in my time of need... hehe. Tho, the little penis nearly set my dock on fire.
Traiken- sweet chick going through what I struggled with last year.
I-OU-Nothing- brilliant guy... nice to talk to... about many things... *wink wink*
Crazychacha3- the name says it all... she's my hero.... and she owns "F-ck ME BOOTS"!!! yayy!!
Dark-Chaun- Jake... i wish i knew him better... hear he's having a hard time... and he's a hell of a great writer!!
CrazyHands- Daniel! haha... great guy, Uber tall... and he plays a great "Jack" in Jack and the Beanstalk! (Boy oh boy... oh bob oh bob!)
XxDeathchild01xX- Kelly... she's damn kewl!! and she's talented as hell! check her out!
Allpoetryname- Stephanie... haha... she's such an individual... I have the utmost respect for her. And she's so adorable!!
Dispatch- I chat with her in the mornings when I'm alone... not that she's not special enough to talk to otherwise... haha... she's pretty damn kewl.
Lickmyboots- intriguing chick... i connect with her. Beautiful person.
Crimsonrose- alright so he's not that much of an asshole... haha... he is an AMAZING poet... and maybe back when he said I was bigger than a cow he was stoned... heh.
*Quotes*
*RYE*
"What do you mean I didn't stop when you were pulling in?"
(talking to his mom's message on his cell)
"The flavors are bubble gum...and man."
"I chew on the strangest things."
"Cause when I was littler, and I had it in my hand, it was a lot bigger."
"My family looks kinda retarded from here."
"I hate precipitation."
"See... they believe that homosexuality... is really gay..."
"I gonna show you the chosen one in a second." (Rye)
whispered: "He's talking about his penis." (Yarrow)
"Now I can say I'm smoking for Jesus."
(about a Zippo lighter with a cross on it)
"Go fuck yourself with your daddy's fucking tallywacking flimsy board of a penis, you uber gay faggot."
"'Yes I am,' I ejaculated."
"Looks like there's spooge on those pants." (Steve)
"What!? Where!?" (Rye, looking at his own pants)
*STEVE*
"I'll tingle your tangle."
"I'll go #2 on your children."
"I'm gonna have to jump through this phone and rape a bitch."
"That would be uber gay!"
"Ohhh yeah, look at that jerry-curl!"
"It's not my fault the sheild's made of styrofoam!"
"Bend over and get some salvation!"
"I don't need protection... I'll just take it straight in the mouth!"
"We should literally select 'assload' as the amount we want."
"Mayonaise is the devil's condiment."
"So... I was spankin' the turtle... "
"So I was at home, puttin my finger in the macaroni in cheese"
"The cancerous tumor on my thigh is hard to control."
"This thing has such a long click!"
(written as "This thing has such a long dick."... ryan... haha)
"I've got two chocolate milks." (steve)
"Bastard." (me)
"You know what? You can suck my balls" (steve)
-Silence-
"That's what a fling is, Honey... that's the definition of a fling... because of the action that occurs."
"I'm not really a good salesman." (me)
"Yeah... but you've got the tits!" (Steve)
"I am once again going to plaster my body... and then mutilate it."
"Yeah... thats what i was like when \I\ first punched your ticket."
*ME*
"I don't know if I should laugh, cry, or spank myself"
"I think there's a crazy rabid hooker running around in your head."
"Asses don't have apposable thumbs." (me)
"Mine does." (Palmer Dill)
"Don't defecate on that one." (me... sarcastic about a picture.)
"Hey... if I wanna fabricate on that barn..." (Palmer)
*LAURNIE*
"It makes me happy to make myself happy... before I make myself sad."
"I think you chase your dreams rather than your shadows."
"did you hear about that sexual offender?" (laurnie)
"No... what'd he do?" (me)
"I dunno... I guess he... sexually offended her or something." (Laurnie)
*HANNAH BAKER*
"Here comes Fat Albert!"
(talking about Bill Cosby raping someone)
"She's Jewish... that means she can't get in a car wreck."
(trying to convince her mom I'm a good person)
"I don't think she could fit a suppository between those watermelons."
"I feel like a soul-less zombie, floating through the halls."
"It's a f-cking club... yes... and you're a platinum member."
(talking about self-injury.)
*YARROW*
"It's like a little turd of joy."
"Maybe it's a bike to boobyland."
"Your vagina would vibrate." (Yarrow)
"No, mine does that on its own anyway." (me)
*Andy*
"Miss 'keane' I touch your pussy." (trying to be clever with my name)
"I don't have a quote." (Josh)
"That's pathetic." (Andy)
"Pole sounds like ass."
"fruit of the loom, damn it."
"All hell breaks loose when Andy doesn't do the dishes."
"You have a very short middle finger."
"Mr. 'I sit by oak trees and read books.'"
"My ass is like a maple tree, and my stomach is like your mom."
"In my humble, 16 yr old, Jewish opinion."
"Get fatter and hold the table in place."
"It has to have a level playing field, otherwise known as your stomach."
"I'll shit on your eye, I'm a fish."
"Scratch the hairy part."
*Mr. Plemons*
"We've gone over our allotted bullshit time. I'm 15 minutes over."
"It sucks being heterosexual, because half the population does you no good."
"If you were a dude, I woulda smacked you a long time ago."
"catholic-lickin' rich white folk." (on the Kennedy's)
"Let me kiss your ass again sire, it's not shiny enough, let me buff it for you this morning sir." (on George W's people)
"Everybody bend over and show the teacher your ass crack."
"I know what giving head is! Do I look like a prude?"
"It's nice and soft on your tushy." (on staff toilet paper)
"I would like to eat that whale." (on the tuna guy)
"Is he the one with thebig head?... looks like he's out of proportion? His head is BIG. Looks like a bobble head." (on one of the RA's)
"Nothings eating me at all... however... some of your classmates..."
"I had a brain anurism, I think."
"Thankle... thigh-ankle."
"What's the one with the little blue ball? I wanna be like that" (on the zoloft pebble)
"not any more awkward that what I've seen you two do."
"What do you do? Have a giant germ orgy?" (on sickness at AOS)
"My mom wrote a book." (mal)
"What's it called? Hell's spawn?" (Plemons)"
"There's nothing wrong with being alone......... I say that to myself sometimes to make myself feel better."
"Take that voice... and kick it's ass because its wrong." (on the voice inside that tells us we're stupid)
"They've got like girth to 'em, so you can throw 'em." (on the dry-erase eraser... and throwing it at kids.)
"I got a tight little ass, what are you talking about?"
"I can't believe I suck so much."
"No sexism involved, because MY ass would be sittin on the couch." (on being ruled by women?)
"If I had 'em, I'd play with 'em too, but not in public."
*TEACHERS*
"That girl needs to eat a cookie or something!"
-Mrs. Hall
"my concern is... that he really doesn't have a soul. Maybe he's just a sociopath."
-Mrs. Hall
"Sneezy may have been a coke addict."
-Doc Beckley
"I recited a poem to the little mouse, stroking its little head... and then I SMASHED IT."
-Doc Beckley
"It coulda been a heck of a christmas."
-Doc Beckley
"The kid's 11, just been potty-trained for 8 years. I mean, come on."
-Doc Beckley
"Uncle Roger... he had a massive, massive problem with flatulance."
-Doc Beckley
"Oh no, my anus is bleeding!!"
-Mr. Biggs
"Holy mannequins and gazelles!"
-Mr. Biggs
"You're ignorant, and your mother wears combat boots!"
-Mr. Biggs
"'Sposed to hide yer butt!!!"
-Coach rob
"Coach Rob's got crack!"
-Coach Rob
"I ain't hittin' it with a stick 'til we done sprayed some killer on there."
-Coach Rob
"Well, I think it'd be a number of years before they actually castrated the individual."
-Coach Rob
"If you say 'no hablo' they gonna find someone who speaks EEEspanol."
-Coach Rob (you gotta say it with a southern accent.)
"I used to like to eat around the edge [of a carrot] and save the middle parts... that was before cable."
-Mrs. Allen
"Don't priests and nuns wear black too?"
-Mrs. Allen
"My recent nudist...new discovery. Well, I'm sure the woodpeckers were nude."
-Mrs. Allen
"If a little peice of #2 breaks off... eh... maybe i shouldn't use that one... if a little peice of #7 breaks off..."
-Mrs. Allen
"If I had a dime for everytime I said cleavage today... I could probably buy myself some Pixie and Bill's tonight."
-Mrs. Allen
"It's not over 'til the fat lady sings... and I'm not even to humming at this point."
-Mrs. Allen
"What was that? It sounded like a funeral home."
-Mrs. Allen
"One is politically correcter than the other one."
-Mrs. Allen
"A few years ago, if you'd have said 'tight' I woulda said 'well grab a wrench and loosen it up!'"
-Mrs. Allen
"Go Flatulates!" (student)
"I don't think anyone needs any encouragement on that one."
-Mrs. Allen
"Get IN the mode for the test... instead of the COMMODE"
-Mrs. Allen
"I could pass this test with my eyes closed... well... I'd probably have to get someone to read it for me."
-Mrs. Allen
*OTHER KIDS*
"You suck monkey balls... and then you shit them out, and ship 'em off."
-Cole
"Kiss my ass, Andreas!"
-Cole
"You can't see it, but I can still slap it!"
-Beth
"You're a walking awkward moment."
-Nathan Jones (talking to P-nut)
"You're a smelly little penis!"(me)
"You wish!" (Daniel Watson)
"Hillary, you can't see me, but I'm scowling right now."
-Daniel Watson (impression of my mom leaving a message)
"Hillary, despite what you might think... gay guys don't enjoy boobland."
-Smith
"Performs angry faggot bitch-slap #40."
-Smith (yeah I wondered about him)
"Yeah... it's longer than Linsey Graham."
-Kate (talking about the excess material on her belt)
*MOVIES-STARS-GAMES*
"the closer you get to the light, the bigger your shadow becomes."
-some video game hehe
"Women fake orgasms, but men fake entire relationships."
-Avril Lavigne
"I love technology... not as much as you, you see. but still I love technology, always and forever."
-Kip (Napolean Dynomite)
"A mental patient killing herself? That's just crazy!"
-John Constantine (keanu reeves-Constantine)
"Someday... none of this will be ours."
-Peter Colt (Wimbledon)
"What am I? The designated homeless?"
-Mike Lowry (Will Smith- Bad Boys)
"So you were just sleepwalking into my dick?"
-Troy (Denied)
"Nothing like jackin' off with your buddy."
-Butch (Sugar)
If anyone wants to talk via aim... my sn is- *Hillaryvenally*
you can email me at- *Kinda_Persecuted@yahoo.com* (I'll add you to the Kinda Persecuted Street Team, if ya want )
*Sigh*.....
Hillary here...
UPDATE!!!!!
I'm pretty much at my goal weight right now... around 162... and my goal size... between an 8 or a 10
I'M HOME!!! After almost half a year, I'm back on the east coast... back in South Carolina!
I'm not sure what I think about being home yet. It's awkward... because I feel like I've grown out of some of the people around me... not to mention I've missed 6 months that they ALL experienced... and I don't want to be one of those dorks that says "one time @ fat camp..." all the time. I'll figure it all out... but until then... I'm just trying to catch up on sleep and lounge around... it's christmas eve... so uh... since I'm Jewish... I do nothing. heh.
Kinda Persecuted:
Alright I think we're gonna get one really nice big drum off of ebay... sound good? haha... well I think it will suit our sound a lot better anyways...
BRACELETS ARE IN!!! (AND DEMO's are as finished as they will be for a WHILE!!) if you want a bracelet with my band name (Kinda Persecuted) on it... lemme know! It's 2.00 per bracelet... and we only have a limited amount left!!
IF YOU WANT A DEMO... email me your address... and I'm not sure how much it costs to send them, but they cost $5... I'll send you my address via email, and you send me yours... 'cause I don't think it'd be the brightest thing to post my home address on here... hehe
We're on myspace: www.myspace.com/kindapersecuted (I've gotta fix the music tho... ) any advice on that prob?
AND we have a website now too!!! kindapersecuted.5u.com
Self Injury:
I'm ok... got a lot of horrible feelings when going into my old room... some of the rooms in my house, but I'm holding up... and things can only get better.... I'm HELLA strong.
Peircings:
I got a nip-shield!! It's like my prized possession!! I bought it on a friggin' field-trip! haha... It's a beautiful silver sun!
*No more negativity... c'mon... i need to focus the negative into my music and some positive too....*
THAT CHICK ON NICKALODEON IS A DUMBASS!! she was talking about being a writer, and so serious... here's a quote:
"The hardest part about writing poetry... is rhyming. I've had to budge a few rhymes in my day, like:
Trips to different places,
missions that you don't know.
*Naw cuh,
whats crackin?
yeah, yeah
fo sho.*"
um... are you kidding me? Thats poetry? I mean I respect ALL poetry... but being a writer myself? I think she's asking for attention of something.
I'm a Jewish kid in the bible belt. Read my "Contagious Ignorance" peice if you want to see what i mean.
What's wrong with sex? Hell, i mean I thought it was... well a special thing until I was metaphorically raped by this asshole I was in love with. But now... it just seems like some sort of game... just something thats enjoyable for the two experiencing it. Yeah, it should most-definitely be mutual... but I really don't think that religion and adults should look down upon it. Everyone does it... or we wouldn't have a human population... the population is 6 billion at the moment... do you know how many times people had to have sex to populate the world at that number? And thats just counting the conception... wow... what a thought. So... as long as you are informed and you protect yourself... I say do whatever you feel.... but hey... thats just my opinion.
It was announced at my high school that Luke Perry, a 16 year old... accuaintance of mine... died in a car crash. He was at school... and then he signed out, and wrecked on his way home. Aparently his girlfriend had broken up with him and he was really upset. I talked to Luke last year a few days after I got back from a hospital I was put in for nearly committing suicide. Luke was a cutter too. I remember walking down the hallway and we both stopped... he asked where I had been, and I quietly showed him my slashed arm... he did the same. I was shocked. He told me about his medications, and hospitalizations, and suicide attempts... He said "It just never gets any better." I don't think things ever fully got better for him... or atleast as far as I know. I can't help but feel that the car crash may have been somewhat intentional. It's so strange to think he's gone... I'll never see that goofy kid again. I just pray that he's ok... and that his family can survive the holidays without him. Death brings silence. G-d, what a horrible day. (I have some poetry about luke and the whole situation... I'm going to type up a note from him and a journal entry when I get a chance... *sigh*)
Friends on Allpoetry:
Imminentaccident- KATE!!!! she's so awesome!!! great kid! love ya, babe!!
Facelesssuperman- I love him... hilarious, beautiful writer... amazing talent and such a sweet guy. Ah rye... things will clear up eventually... The skies will clear, our smiles will widen... and I'll stop making these cheesy cliches!
One-Winged Angel- STEVE! He's my savior! I love this kid, and he's got some DAMN good words! check him out!!!! (for every person who does not check him out, I will be forced to kill them.)
Superdrummerkitty- Cassidy! this chica is awesome!!! (but Cass... add some poems you twat! haha)
oohooherection- MANDY!! Wicked kewl chick... really fun to be around! HILARIOUS! oh... and she writes wicked kewl poetry as well.
VelvetSouless- Tiff... pretty wicked chick if I do say so myself... great writer... read her material!!
Fasterthanu- tyler... haha... you guys should help him save up some points... applaud the little bastage... He's got good work... he deserves some applause!
Luketheslightlydumb-he's sort of a mystery, but a kewl guy... and what little he writes is awesome.
Fayth- *sigh*... Licia I love you...
PhantasyStar- Fayth's soulmate... pretty kewl guy from what I hear.
Donnqui0te- ah, sean... he has such a great heart. A really sweet, romantic man. Great writer... and he sees so much in me that I hardly beleive is there. or was that just an act? Sean... you gotta get some things figured out before you go and break another girl's heart and your own. (If you think about it, you'll understand)
Endoftheworld- seems to be as much of a pessimist as I... when you go to Daniel, thats pretty much inevitable... unless you're a dipshit. He's the bassist in our band. Enrique... haha
Jam Master Jay- I was completely in love with him for years... very sweet guy... great writer.
Mikey- haha... he's pretty damn awesome... provided me with releif in my time of need... hehe. Tho, the little penis nearly set my dock on fire.
Traiken- sweet chick going through what I struggled with last year.
I-OU-Nothing- brilliant guy... nice to talk to... about many things... *wink wink*
Crazychacha3- the name says it all... she's my hero.... and she owns "F-ck ME BOOTS"!!! yayy!!
Dark-Chaun- Jake... i wish i knew him better... hear he's having a hard time... and he's a hell of a great writer!!
CrazyHands- Daniel! haha... great guy, Uber tall... and he plays a great "Jack" in Jack and the Beanstalk! (Boy oh boy... oh bob oh bob!)
XxDeathchild01xX- Kelly... she's damn kewl!! and she's talented as hell! check her out!
Allpoetryname- Stephanie... haha... she's such an individual... I have the utmost respect for her. And she's so adorable!!
Dispatch- I chat with her in the mornings when I'm alone... not that she's not special enough to talk to otherwise... haha... she's pretty damn kewl.
Lickmyboots- intriguing chick... i connect with her. Beautiful person.
Crimsonrose- alright so he's not that much of an asshole... haha... he is an AMAZING poet... and maybe back when he said I was bigger than a cow he was stoned... heh.
*Quotes*
*RYE*
"What do you mean I didn't stop when you were pulling in?"
(talking to his mom's message on his cell)
"The flavors are bubble gum...and man."
"I chew on the strangest things."
"Cause when I was littler, and I had it in my hand, it was a lot bigger."
"My family looks kinda retarded from here."
"I hate precipitation."
"See... they believe that homosexuality... is really gay..."
"I gonna show you the chosen one in a second." (Rye)
whispered: "He's talking about his penis." (Yarrow)
"Now I can say I'm smoking for Jesus."
(about a Zippo lighter with a cross on it)
"Go fuck yourself with your daddy's fucking tallywacking flimsy board of a penis, you uber gay faggot."
"'Yes I am,' I ejaculated."
"Looks like there's spooge on those pants." (Steve)
"What!? Where!?" (Rye, looking at his own pants)
*STEVE*
"I'll tingle your tangle."
"I'll go #2 on your children."
"I'm gonna have to jump through this phone and rape a bitch."
"That would be uber gay!"
"Ohhh yeah, look at that jerry-curl!"
"It's not my fault the sheild's made of styrofoam!"
"Bend over and get some salvation!"
"I don't need protection... I'll just take it straight in the mouth!"
"We should literally select 'assload' as the amount we want."
"Mayonaise is the devil's condiment."
"So... I was spankin' the turtle... "
"So I was at home, puttin my finger in the macaroni in cheese"
"The cancerous tumor on my thigh is hard to control."
"This thing has such a long click!"
(written as "This thing has such a long dick."... ryan... haha)
"I've got two chocolate milks." (steve)
"Bastard." (me)
"You know what? You can suck my balls" (steve)
-Silence-
"That's what a fling is, Honey... that's the definition of a fling... because of the action that occurs."
"I'm not really a good salesman." (me)
"Yeah... but you've got the tits!" (Steve)
"I am once again going to plaster my body... and then mutilate it."
"Yeah... thats what i was like when \I\ first punched your ticket."
*ME*
"I don't know if I should laugh, cry, or spank myself"
"I think there's a crazy rabid hooker running around in your head."
"Asses don't have apposable thumbs." (me)
"Mine does." (Palmer Dill)
"Don't defecate on that one." (me... sarcastic about a picture.)
"Hey... if I wanna fabricate on that barn..." (Palmer)
*LAURNIE*
"It makes me happy to make myself happy... before I make myself sad."
"I think you chase your dreams rather than your shadows."
"did you hear about that sexual offender?" (laurnie)
"No... what'd he do?" (me)
"I dunno... I guess he... sexually offended her or something." (Laurnie)
*HANNAH BAKER*
"Here comes Fat Albert!"
(talking about Bill Cosby raping someone)
"She's Jewish... that means she can't get in a car wreck."
(trying to convince her mom I'm a good person)
"I don't think she could fit a suppository between those watermelons."
"I feel like a soul-less zombie, floating through the halls."
"It's a f-cking club... yes... and you're a platinum member."
(talking about self-injury.)
*YARROW*
"It's like a little turd of joy."
"Maybe it's a bike to boobyland."
"Your vagina would vibrate." (Yarrow)
"No, mine does that on its own anyway." (me)
*Andy*
"Miss 'keane' I touch your pussy." (trying to be clever with my name)
"I don't have a quote." (Josh)
"That's pathetic." (Andy)
"Pole sounds like ass."
"fruit of the loom, damn it."
"All hell breaks loose when Andy doesn't do the dishes."
"You have a very short middle finger."
"Mr. 'I sit by oak trees and read books.'"
"My ass is like a maple tree, and my stomach is like your mom."
"In my humble, 16 yr old, Jewish opinion."
"Get fatter and hold the table in place."
"It has to have a level playing field, otherwise known as your stomach."
"I'll shit on your eye, I'm a fish."
"Scratch the hairy part."
*Mr. Plemons*
"We've gone over our allotted bullshit time. I'm 15 minutes over."
"It sucks being heterosexual, because half the population does you no good."
"If you were a dude, I woulda smacked you a long time ago."
"catholic-lickin' rich white folk." (on the Kennedy's)
"Let me kiss your ass again sire, it's not shiny enough, let me buff it for you this morning sir." (on George W's people)
"Everybody bend over and show the teacher your ass crack."
"I know what giving head is! Do I look like a prude?"
"It's nice and soft on your tushy." (on staff toilet paper)
"I would like to eat that whale." (on the tuna guy)
"Is he the one with thebig head?... looks like he's out of proportion? His head is BIG. Looks like a bobble head." (on one of the RA's)
"Nothings eating me at all... however... some of your classmates..."
"I had a brain anurism, I think."
"Thankle... thigh-ankle."
"What's the one with the little blue ball? I wanna be like that" (on the zoloft pebble)
"not any more awkward that what I've seen you two do."
"What do you do? Have a giant germ orgy?" (on sickness at AOS)
"My mom wrote a book." (mal)
"What's it called? Hell's spawn?" (Plemons)"
"There's nothing wrong with being alone......... I say that to myself sometimes to make myself feel better."
"Take that voice... and kick it's ass because its wrong." (on the voice inside that tells us we're stupid)
"They've got like girth to 'em, so you can throw 'em." (on the dry-erase eraser... and throwing it at kids.)
"I got a tight little ass, what are you talking about?"
"I can't believe I suck so much."
"No sexism involved, because MY ass would be sittin on the couch." (on being ruled by women?)
"If I had 'em, I'd play with 'em too, but not in public."
*TEACHERS*
"That girl needs to eat a cookie or something!"
-Mrs. Hall
"my concern is... that he really doesn't have a soul. Maybe he's just a sociopath."
-Mrs. Hall
"Sneezy may have been a coke addict."
-Doc Beckley
"I recited a poem to the little mouse, stroking its little head... and then I SMASHED IT."
-Doc Beckley
"It coulda been a heck of a christmas."
-Doc Beckley
"The kid's 11, just been potty-trained for 8 years. I mean, come on."
-Doc Beckley
"Uncle Roger... he had a massive, massive problem with flatulance."
-Doc Beckley
"Oh no, my anus is bleeding!!"
-Mr. Biggs
"Holy mannequins and gazelles!"
-Mr. Biggs
"You're ignorant, and your mother wears combat boots!"
-Mr. Biggs
"'Sposed to hide yer butt!!!"
-Coach rob
"Coach Rob's got crack!"
-Coach Rob
"I ain't hittin' it with a stick 'til we done sprayed some killer on there."
-Coach Rob
"Well, I think it'd be a number of years before they actually castrated the individual."
-Coach Rob
"If you say 'no hablo' they gonna find someone who speaks EEEspanol."
-Coach Rob (you gotta say it with a southern accent.)
"I used to like to eat around the edge [of a carrot] and save the middle parts... that was before cable."
-Mrs. Allen
"Don't priests and nuns wear black too?"
-Mrs. Allen
"My recent nudist...new discovery. Well, I'm sure the woodpeckers were nude."
-Mrs. Allen
"If a little peice of #2 breaks off... eh... maybe i shouldn't use that one... if a little peice of #7 breaks off..."
-Mrs. Allen
"If I had a dime for everytime I said cleavage today... I could probably buy myself some Pixie and Bill's tonight."
-Mrs. Allen
"It's not over 'til the fat lady sings... and I'm not even to humming at this point."
-Mrs. Allen
"What was that? It sounded like a funeral home."
-Mrs. Allen
"One is politically correcter than the other one."
-Mrs. Allen
"A few years ago, if you'd have said 'tight' I woulda said 'well grab a wrench and loosen it up!'"
-Mrs. Allen
"Go Flatulates!" (student)
"I don't think anyone needs any encouragement on that one."
-Mrs. Allen
"Get IN the mode for the test... instead of the COMMODE"
-Mrs. Allen
"I could pass this test with my eyes closed... well... I'd probably have to get someone to read it for me."
-Mrs. Allen
*OTHER KIDS*
"You suck monkey balls... and then you shit them out, and ship 'em off."
-Cole
"Kiss my ass, Andreas!"
-Cole
"You can't see it, but I can still slap it!"
-Beth
"You're a walking awkward moment."
-Nathan Jones (talking to P-nut)
"You're a smelly little penis!"(me)
"You wish!" (Daniel Watson)
"Hillary, you can't see me, but I'm scowling right now."
-Daniel Watson (impression of my mom leaving a message)
"Hillary, despite what you might think... gay guys don't enjoy boobland."
-Smith
"Performs angry faggot bitch-slap #40."
-Smith (yeah I wondered about him)
"Yeah... it's longer than Linsey Graham."
-Kate (talking about the excess material on her belt)
*MOVIES-STARS-GAMES*
"the closer you get to the light, the bigger your shadow becomes."
-some video game hehe
"Women fake orgasms, but men fake entire relationships."
-Avril Lavigne
"I love technology... not as much as you, you see. but still I love technology, always and forever."
-Kip (Napolean Dynomite)
"A mental patient killing herself? That's just crazy!"
-John Constantine (keanu reeves-Constantine)
"Someday... none of this will be ours."
-Peter Colt (Wimbledon)
"What am I? The designated homeless?"
-Mike Lowry (Will Smith- Bad Boys)
"So you were just sleepwalking into my dick?"
-Troy (Denied)
"Nothing like jackin' off with your buddy."
-Butch (Sugar)
If anyone wants to talk via aim... my sn is- *Hillaryvenally*
you can email me at- *Kinda_Persecuted@yahoo.com* (I'll add you to the Kinda Persecuted Street Team, if ya want )
*Sigh*.....
- Last seen on Nov 5 1:31 PM 2008. Member since November 25, 2003.
- I'm a onyx dragon poet for 761 comments.
- My mood is , and quote is "F*ck society... be yourself!!".
- I am a girl (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm a horny minor.
- Visit my homepage at profiles.myspace.com/users/19654337
- I have 761 comments, 5 contests, 196 poems, 18 stories
My Poetry
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It's raining.
Do you take that as a sign?45 lines, 4 comments, January 2, 2006. In Lyrics
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Water drips from the silver messenger above my head.
"Well they're never gonna get me... like a bullet through a flock of doves." I always told myself they'd never get297 lines, 8 comments, May 17, 2005. In <200 lines, Other -
I noticed Cooper before I actually met him., smoking his Marlboro Reds just outside the glass window... just out of reach. It's been two days since I stopped smoking and616 lines, 6 comments, May 11, 2005. In <200 lines, Other
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I have to explain myself for anyone who reads this, and also for my own self-benefit. The whole concept of self-injury is pretty fucked up in itself. The whole idea319 lines, 10 comments, April 6, 2005. In <200 lines, Other
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LadyLover on August 21, 2006thanks for having me on your favorites i didntthink many people liked me. thank you and i like your poetry/lyrics very much i bet you have a great band....Nic
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sweetchick444 on January 8, 2006Hey you... yay another thing to put comments on.. if i dont comment you enough on myspace.. haha.. ive started putting some of my stuff on here.. but it only lets me do like 2 a day.. hmm.. stupid.. so yeah.. well i wanted to some say hey.. love ya.. bye
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Just Francesca. on December 15, 2005HEy!! yay im so excited!!! i cant wait until you come home!! i miss you like nobodays bussiness girlie!!! talk to ya later
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Stolenfaces on December 15, 2005thanks so much!!! That seems to be a fave around here. I'm pretty sure it'll be on TV... at least a snip-it of it when a certain episode of Extreme Makeovers plays.
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