StillLovingYou• Show poetry

My Quote:If your guy can't say he loves you, hides you from his friends,wont kiss or at least hold hands with you. dump his butt

My Other quote: treat every day like your last because the one you love my not be there tomorrow, you may not even be there.

Quote from a friend: your father is turning into your grandfather i am telling ya. he is getting wackier by the day. we're all screwed.

Quote: "Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot." -Lucy Lawless

put on your "big girl" panties and deal with it!



i have a broken heart right now
he needs to go die
my friend is hurting too
i will kill her boyfriend too



A bunny, her eyes are taped wide open, and a stinging liquid (Laundry Detergent), is slowly dripped into her open eyes. The test was/is done to see how much laundry detergent is needed, before the animal goes blind, or her eyes are completely burned out. The test showed: Laundry detergent is damaging when splashed into eyes. Really? No way!"
ANIMAL TESTING IS SOO WRONG!!!! If you agree put this on your page




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TRUE MCR FANS:
1)true MCR fans know more songs than welcome to the black parade or teenagers
2)true MCR fans know Gerard way's brother's name
3)true MCR fans shout "YES!!" when one of there songs come up on the radio
4)true MCR fans punch ANYONE if they diss MCR in any way
5)true MCR fans know the names of every1 in the band and what they do
6)true MCR fans shop for hours just to get a jacket like the band's have for an MCR concert
7)true MCR fans know the name of the original drummer
8) true MCR fans are not afraid to jump around in their underwear screamin "bury me in black" into a hairbrush
9) true MCR fans would gladly help stop Mikey from sticking forks in toasters
10)have this on their profile


from : Ladyhelenaofsorrows page





If you are a twilight fan message me it would be cool to get to know some twilight fans like myself!!!!!!!!!!



True twilight fans have:
read all the books
picked a team or like them both
not base there opinions for the book on the movie
at least have read a few of the books not just watched the movie
know almost all the vampire and shape shifters names
know thaat they are not were wolves just shape shifters
and would put this on there page and give me credit for it!!!!

I am a Twilight fanatic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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For anyone who loves Gerard no matter what color his hair was.
For anyone who loves that Pansy Frank and was worried when he got sick.
For anyone who has ever fantasied about playing with Ray's hair.
For anyone who got worried when Bob got burnt.
For anyone who cried every single time Gerard got drunk or high.
For anyone who bought MCR's new ablum the very second they could and protect it with their lives.
For anyone who can't watch The Ghost Of You without crying when Mikey gets shot.
For anyone who isn't okay.
For anyone who loves My Chemical Romance with ALL of their black little hearts.
For anyone who didn't just listen to their music, but their lyrics too.
For anyone who thinks they'll die alone.
For anyone who wanted to jump up on stage just to give them hugs.
For anyone who wanted to meet them just to say 'Thank you'
For anyone who wanted them for their advice, not their money
For anyone who wants to say 'I love you' without any remorse.
For anyone who is sick of having their heart broken, or getting hurt.
For anyone who can honestly say that MCR saved their lives.
For anyone who gets exited when someone says "Gerard, Frankie, Bob, Mikey, or Ray."
For anyone who gets exited when someone says "My Chemical Romance or MCR."
For anyone who says I am My Chemical Romance with pride, and with honesty
For anyone who will repost this, and actually take the time.
For anyone who is a True MCR fan
For anyone who has had a relative say, "Please no more MCR today!"
For anyone who gets excited/ hyper when they see a random person wearing an MCR shirt down town.
For anyone who will go across the country to see a My Chemical Romance Concert.
For enyone who really listens to them.
For every one who dont know where they'd be with out them,
For every one whos lives changed the moment they heard one song
For every one who would hold a funeral procession at school if MCR broke up

THIS IS FOR YOU!!!

Repost this if you are a true fan of MCR




THANK YOU FRANKIE BOB MIKEY RAY AND GERARD!
YOU GUYS ROCK!

THIS IS FOR THOSE WHO CRIED DURING GHOST OF YOU. FOR THOSE WHO FELT EMPOWERED BY FAMOUS LAST WORDS. FOR THOSE WHO FELT THEY COULD RELATE TO IM NOT OKAY. FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO START A RIOT BECAUSE OF TEENAGERS. THIS IS FOR THOSE WHO AREN'T AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVIN'. FOR THOSE WHO AREN'T AFRAID TO WALK THIS WORLD ALONE. THIS IS FOR MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE. LETS CRASH THE CEMETARY GATES WITH OUR HEADS HELD HIGH AND MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IN OUR HEARTS!!!!!! SPREAD THE WORD!!!
*JULY 23RD NATIONAL MCR DAY*
put this on ur page to support and be part of the MCRmy
from ladyhelenaofsorrows




WARNING:
i suffer from a obbsessive compulsive my chemical romance disorder!




92% OF AMERICAN TEENS TODAY WOULD DIE IF ABRECROMBIE & FITCH SAID IT WASN'T COOL TO BREATHE ANYMORE. IF YOU'RE PART OF THE 8% THAT WOULD BE LAUGHING THEIR BUTTS OFF, PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!"




My AP family:
Sister: serenity silvermoon
Sister: ladyhelenaofsorrows
Sister: XxsuicudaltragidyxX
Sister: xXAngel in loveXx
Sister: bloody assassain
Sister: Shades of Pale
Brother : xXGaryXx
Brother : AnarchistXxXLove
Brother : xXDeathxKnightXx
Brother : Emo cutter kid


Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

Dorks are cool. Dorks are smart. Dorks will one day rule the universe. If you're a Dork and proud of it, copy this into your profile.



80% of Americans say "I LOVE YOU".
20% actually mean it.
If you honestly are in the 20%, paste this into your
profile



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001. Real name → ariana
002. Nickname(s)→ ari, a , clutz and many more
003. Status → single
005. Male or Female → female
006. Elementary → dundee
007. Middle School →dundee
008. High School → dundee
009. College → i havn't gone to college yet
010. Hair color → bark brown
011. Long or short → medium
012. Loud or Quiet → both

013. Sweats or Jeans → both
014. Phone or Camera → Camera phone
015. Health freak → no
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → yes
018. Eat or Drink → both.
019. Piercings → 2 peircings in each ear
020. Tattoos → no never

FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → ear.
024. First best friend → morgan my bestie for life.
025. First Award → family consumer science
026. First crush → not gunna tell you that one sry
027. First pet → dog rottie named tasha
028. First big vacation → louisianna
030. First big birthday → 10

CURRENTLY:
049. Eating → nothing.
050. Drinking → nothing
052. I'm about to → read a book
053. Listening to → Teddy Geiger
054. Plans for today → read sleep read sleeep do hw ...........
055. Waiting on → my crush

OUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? → 2 thats it
059. Want to get married? → ya to a nice guy
060. Careers in mind → art teacher, volenteer at aspca

WHICH IS BETTER WITH GUYS/GIRLS?
068. Hair or eyes → both
070. Shorter or taller? → taller
072. Romantic or spontaneous → both
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → both or neither or one or the other
074. Sensitive or loud → both
075. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship.
077. Trouble maker or hesitant → hesitant


HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts? never i cant see without them
081. Run away from home → no, no reason to yet
082. Held a gun/knife for self defense → no
083. Killed somebody → nope
084. Broken someone's heart → a couple of times
085. Been arrested → never and dont plan on it
087. Cried when someone died → yes many times

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself → mostly
090. Miracles → definatly
091. Love at first sight → definatly
092. Heaven → yes
093. Santa Claus → duh no
094. Sex on the first date → no no no no and NO
095. Kiss on the first date → mabe if it is the right guy

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → yea my bff
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → ya
099. Do you believe in God → most of the time
100. Are you gay/bisexual → no








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Every girl dreams that one day she will find a boy that does these things for her. even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someones life.

• give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in.

• leave her cute text notes.

• kiss her in front of your friends.

• trust her over everyone else.

• tell her she looks beautiful.

• look into her eyes when you talk to her.

• let her mess with your hair.

• touch her hair.

• just walk around with her.

• forgive her for her mistakes.

• look at her like she`s the only girl you see.

• hold her hand when you`re around your friends.

• when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.

• let her fall asleep in your arms.

• get her mad, then kiss her.

• tease her and let her tease you back.

• stay up all night with her when she`s sick.

• watch her favorite movie with her.

• kiss her forehead.

• write her letters.

• let her wear your clothes.

• when she`s sad, hang out with her.

• let her know she`s important.

• let her take all the photos she wants of you.

• kiss her in the pouring rain.

• when you fall in love with her, tell her,and when you tell her, love her like you`ve never loved someone before.





I asked you if I was pretty, you said no. I asked you if I was fat, you said yes of course. I asked you if you wanted to be with me forever, you said no. I asked you if you would cry if I walked away, you said no. I had heard too much, and needed to leave and as I walked away ... you grabbed my arm and asked me to stay. You said, Your not pretty, your beautiful. The only thing about you big, or fat, is your heart. I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. And baby, I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I would die.



I have dropped a tear in the ocean and will only stop loving you when i get it back....




He gave her 12 roses.11 real and 1 fake and said "Ill' love you untill the last one dies."


When you find the meaning of true love youshall see it in every petal of the rose.


i want a guy..
who saves my textss
just to look at them
when he misses me
l l l l l


& all i want
is a boy who will come up behind me
& wrap his arms around me.
whisper "i love you" in my ear.
hold my hand, & not care whos watchinq.
go over to his friends and talk about me,
like im the best thing thats ever happend to him.
They mean SO much
But what when it sliped out of your lips
They meant ⇒

•N O T H I N G•


So Go Ahead. . .
Break up with me.
I'm just going to go
Taylor Swift on your a s s.


Take my hand
take a breath
pull me close
& take one step
keep your eyes locked on mine
& and let the music be your guide♥♥


"we are givin:
two eyes to see
two hands to hold
two legs to walk
two ears to listen
but why only one heart?
because the other was givin to
someone else to find......"


my life isn't written on paper
or even with a pen. my life is written on cement
with various different tools, because sometimes
the paper flies away or can even burn and pen
often fades, where as with the cement my life
story is written for anyone to see and will always be around


Dont follow in my footsteps
I run into walls.

I may have a thing for walls

put this on your page if this is true!!! lol





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Round and Round -by Christopher and Jennifer Hopper

Have you ever found someone who was meant for you?
From the way she wears her hair , right down to her shoes?
Do you love the way she rests her feet on your dashboard?
When you love her with her makeup on and can't tell when it's off.
You know she's the that you were ment for...

She makes my world go round and round
Feels like my feet don't touch the ground
Do you stop breathing when you leave her?
And start living when you see her?
This is how I know I've found the girl that
Makes my whole wide world go round


Have you ever found someone
who was ment for you?
You trust the things he says each day
'cause you know there true?
Do you love the way
he holds your hand bye the seashore?
When you love the way he makes you laugh
like you never have before
You know he's the one that you were meant for...

He makes my world go round and round
Feels like my feet don't touch the ground
Do you stop breathing when you leave him?
And start living when you see him?
This is how I know I've found the boy that
Makes my whole wide world go round

You make my world, You make my world go round,
You make my world go round and round,
You make my world go round , and round , and round

You makes my world go round and round
Feels like my feet don't touch the ground
O' I stop breathing when I leave you?
And start living when I see you?
This is how I know I've found the one that
Makes my whole wide world go
This is how I know I've found the one that
Makes my whole wide world go round

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It's Different- by Christopher and Jennifer Hopper

Been thinking about you
Dreaming about the way you look in my eyes
And as time goes by I realize
What I'm feeling inside - is different

It's the can't eat , can't sleep
My heart skips a beat
Butterflies inside, o , how I've tried
But I just can't get you out of my mind
O, this time it's right - it's different

Been praying for you
Dreaming about the way you look in my eyes
And as time goes by I realize
What I'm feeling inside - is different

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Written In The Sand - by Jennifer Hoppper

She's lying there
Her sin laid bare
Her heart is filled with shame

The accusers stand
With stones in hand
Ready to throw judgment down

But He's in sight
He kneels and writes
His love for her in the sand

And He says " He who has no wrong,
throw the first stone"
One by one they left her alone
O but still He stands
Such undying love
He had written in the sand

You're lying there
You're sin laid bare
You're heart is filled with shame

The accuser stands
With stones in his hand
Ready to throw judgment down

But He's in sight
He kneels and writes
His love for you in the sand

And He says " He who has no wrong,
throw the first stone"
One by one they leave you alone
O but still He stands
Such undying love
He had written in the sand

And He says " He who has no wrong,
throw the first stone"
One by one they leave you alone
O but still He stands
Such undying love
He had written in the sand

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18 days by Saving Able


Verse 1

Its been 18 days
Since I've had to look at myself
I don't wanna have to change
If I don't then no one will
Is it my state of mind
Or is it just everything else
I don't wanna have to be here
I don't understand it now


Chorus

Cause its been 18 days
Since I first held you
But to me it feels just like
It feels like a lifetime
I'm trying hard to re-arrange
Some say its the hardest thing to do
But that's another 18 days
Without you..

Verse 2

Time after time
I've been through this
You show me what it means to live
You give me hope when I was hopeless
As my days fade to night
I remember that state of mind
I'm soaring straight into your heart
And I'll fly high

Chorus

Cause it's been 18 days
Since I first held you
But to me it feels just like
It feels like a lifetime
I'm trying hard to re-arrange
Some say it's the hardest thing to do
But that's another 18 days
Without you

Verse 3

And I know what they say
About all good things
Will they come to an end
But I'll fight this time
So that we might
Have a chance at this


Cause it's been 18 days
Since I'd look at myself
I don't wanna have to change
If I don't then no one will

Chorus

Cause its been too many days
Since I first held you
But to me it feels just like
It feel like a lifetime
I'm trying hard to re-arrange
Some say it's the hardest thing to do
But that's just too many days without you

And I know what they say
About all good things
Will they come to an end
But I'll fight this time
So that we might
Have a chance at thi



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Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, thats her...
- unknown
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if i has to choose between loving you, and breathing. I would use my last breath to say I LOVE YOU.
- dani. b.
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Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

sry if you find this offensive!





Place an X by all the things you've done.
() Smoked a cigarette
() Drank so much you threw up
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() Been arrested
() Gone on a blind date
() Skipped school
() Seen someone die
(x) Been to Canada
(x) Been to Florida
() Been to Mexico
() Been on a plane
(x) Been lost
() Been on the opposite side of the country
() Gone to Washington, DC
(x) Swam in the ocean
(X) Felt like dying...
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons
(x) Sang karaoke badly
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
() Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
() Been kissed under the mistletoe
(x) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(X) Blown bubbles
(X) Made a bonfire on the beach
() Crashed a party
(X) Gone roller-skating
() Ice-skating
() Started a mosh pit
()been in a mosh pit
() Own a knife
() Ran away for more then a day
(x) Got in a fight and lost
(x) Got in a fight a won
() Got a new girlfriend
(x) Been dumped
() Been smacked then dumped
(x) Smacked someone then dumped them
() Gone to court
() Gone to jail
() Been picked up by the cops
() Tell a cop to: go to hell, go *bunny* him/her self ect...
() Own a gun
(X) Love someone
(X) Hate someone
(X) Love and hate someone
(X) Think someone loves you
(X) Think someone hates you
() Is gay
() Is lez
() Is bi
() Is gay but no one knows
() Is lez but no one knows
() Is bi but no one knows
(X) Isn't any of them
() Works out
() Has a tattoo
() Is a goth
() Is emo
(x) hates labels
(x) Is something
() Is an alien
(x) Is "idk"
() Is no one
() Has ever been in boot camp
() Ever been to juvy
(x)Cusses regulary
(x) Loves life
() Hates life
() Wants to die
(X) Wants to live
() Wants to die but not kill themself
() Wants to kill themself
() Has ever cut
() Likes to cut
() Loves to cut
() F*cking loves to cut
() Thinks cutting is wrong
() Thinks cutting helps
(X) Is a drama king/queen
(X) Doesn't care what people think
(x) Cares what people think
(X) Has more than one friend
(x) Has a best friend
() Is a goody-goody
() Is a bad-*bunny*
(X) Has gone out with a girl/guy for over a month
(X) Believes in one gf one bf relationships
(x) Has someone to talk to
(x) Thinks you're smart
() Thinks you're dumb
(x) Thinks you're cool
() Thinks you're lame
(x) Liked this thingy
() Disliked this thingy
(X) hates posers



To every girl.

To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times.
To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky.
To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.
To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.
To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.
To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.
To every girl that just wants to hold hands.
To every girl that kisses him with meaning.
TO EVERY GIRL WHO JUST WISHES HE CARED MORE.
To every girl who just once, wants a guy to give their jacket up when she is cold.
To every girl who just wants him to call.
To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.
To every girl that just wants to cuddle.
TO EVERY GIRL WHO SHOWS HOW MUCH SHE CARES BUT GETS NOTHING BACK.
To every girl that ever thought "Maybe this one could be the one."
To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.
To every girl who is just looking for that one and only and is having a rough time along the way.
To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.
TO EVERY GIRL WHO WANTS WORDS BACKED UP WITH ACTIONS.
TO EVERY girl that FELL for ALL the LIES ONLY TO FIND THEMSELVES ALONE in the END.
To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face.
To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.







I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bunny
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up bunny.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a bunny.
I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a bunny.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking bunny.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible bunny.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be bunny them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a bunny.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't FLIRT WITH GUYS AT SCHOOL ao I MUST be gay.
I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I wear BOY'S CLOTHES so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm POSTING THIS so I MUST be a groupie.


Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Take this and if you have a heart, place this on your page.


THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, “Hi Chinel. How’s your day been?”
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator while saying work it girl! And telling them to pose.
8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the cornerwith a wind up clock in it, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, “Did you feel that?”
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they open again!”
15) Swat at flies that don’t exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, “Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “Your one of THEM!” and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, “I have new socks on”.
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is MY personal space”



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If tomorrow never comes...

If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you fall asleep,
I would tuck you in more tightly, and pray the Lord your soul to keep.
If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you walk out the door,
I would give you a hug and kiss, and call you back for just one more.

If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise,
I would tape each word and action, and play them back throughout my days
If I knew it would be the last time, I would spare an extra minute or two,
To stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you know I do.

So just in case tomorrow never comes, and today is all I get,
I'd like to say how much I love you, and I hope we never will forget.
Tomorrow is not promised to anyone, young or old alike,
And today may be the last chance you get to hold your loved one tight.

So if you're waiting for tomorrow, why not do it today?
For if tomorrow never comes, you'll surely regret the day
That you didn't take that extra time for a smile, a hug, or a kiss,
And you were too busy to grant someone, what turned out to be their one last wish.

So hold your loved ones close today, and whisper in their ear,
That you love them very much, and you'll always hold them dear.
Take time to say "I'm sorry," "Please forgive me," "thank you" or "it's okay".
And if tomorrow never comes, you'll have no regrets about today.

© Norma Cornett Marek ~ 1989

http://www.theribbon.com/poetry/tomorrow.asp


more good poems from this website: http://www.theribbon.com/poetry/index.asp



i want to be the one he points to and turns around to his friends and says *thats her*





*big button that says push me!*
" i want to push this button so bad i feel like i have to pee." says the little man
" i feel so shameful. if i dont push this button. " says the lady
then they both jump and push the button.



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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

~ from shades of pale.




i pretty much live by this :

FOOTPRINTS IN THE SAND

One night a man had a dream.
He dreamed he was walking along the
beach with the Lord.
Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.
For each scene, he noticed two sets of
footprints in the sand; one belonging to
him and the other to the Lord.
when the last scene of his life flashed
before him, he looked back at the
footprints in the sand.
He noticed that many times along the
path of his life there was only one set
of footprints.
He also noticed that it happened at the
very lowest and saddest times in his life.
This really bothered him and he questioned
the Lord about it.
"Lord, you said that once I decided to follow
you, you'd walk with me all the way.
But I have noticed that during the most
troublesome times in my life there is only
one set of footprints.
I don't understand why then when I needed
you most you would leave me."
The Lord replied, "My precious, precious child,
I love you and I would never leave you.
During your times of trial and suffering, when
you see only one set of footprints in the sand
it was then that I carried you."

~ from chocolateeatinhypergrl.



girl: hey baby i want to show you....
Boy: ( cutting her off ) ugh i'm so mad
Girl: why? whats wrong ?
Boy: ugh everything
Girl: explain baby
Boy: just lost a championship game,
parents flipped out on me for no reason,
and im catching a cold
Girl: well hey there will always be other games,
you know ill take care of you when your sick,
what your parents flip about ?
Boy: they are making me pay them for a car repair
Girl: is it alot of money
Boy: no it just sucks
Boy: but hey i dont feel well im going to go lay down
Boy: bye
Girl: wait i want to give you some...
Boy: cant it wait til tommorow ?
Girl: yeah sure
Girl: bye
Boy: bye


2 hours later a friend of hers asks her to go for a drive ...she
goes.....

her friend swerved to avoid a truck....hitting a tree instead

her friend was killed instantly....shes in critical condition


This is the conversation between her sister and her boyfriend

Sister: omg ( crying )
Boy: what? whats wrong ?
Sister: my sister...your gf was involved in a major car wreck
Boy: is she ok ? ?????
Sister: shes in critical condition
Boy: i'll be there in 10 minutes

He shows up to the hospital room ...standing outside the door
going over the last conversation in his mind over and over as he
heard the machines beep and beep and breathing tubes pump

Boy: she wanted to give me something or tell me something
Girls mom: yeah this...

it was an envelope smelling like she did sealed with a kiss in
lipstick

he opened it.....

it said ..... your everything to me....i love you with everything i
am
and everything i have...i want to spend the rest of my life with you

sealed in it was a ripped movie ticket from the first movie they
went to

and the first picture they took together

he kissed the picture as a tear fell from his face onto the picture

it looked as if in the picture she was crying

then the machines flatlined....3 minutes later she was pronounced
dead

If you have any heart...any soul...or want to be happy you will
repost this.
if you care for someone ...do not let something like this ever happen....



A great poem that is a lullaby i want to remember : http://allpoetry.com/poem/show/5424347






To every guy...

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...

I guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not re post this cos they care more about their image

If you are a nice guy re post this with "We're a Dying Breed "

If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way
re post this with: "To Every Guy..."

To every girl.

To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times.
To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky.
To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.
To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.
To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.
To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.
To every girl that just wants to hold hands.
To every girl that kisses him with meaning.
TO EVERY GIRL WHO JUST WISHES HE CARED MORE.
To every girl who just once, wants a guy to give their jacket up when she is cold.
To every girl who just wants him to call.
To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.
To every girl that just wants to cuddle.
TO EVERY GIRL WHO SHOWS HOW MUCH SHE CARES BUT GETS NOTHING BACK.
To every girl that ever thought "Maybe this one could be the one."
To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.
To every girl who is just looking for that one and only and is having a rough time along the way.
To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.
TO EVERY GIRL WHO WANTS WORDS BACKED UP WITH ACTIONS.
TO EVERY girl that FELL for ALL the LIES ONLY TO FIND THEMSELVES ALONE in the END.
To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face.
To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.

-If you are a nice girl repost this as: "To every girl."
-If you are a guy that truly thinks every girl should try to think about even a few of these things repost it as "I am looking for this girl" or if u have this girl repost this as “I have this girl"



Its sad when people you know become people you knew. When you can walk right past someone like they were never a big part of your life. How you used to be able to talk for hours and now you can barely even look at them.



It hurts so much to love you the way i do, and look at you and realise how much you don't care.



I'm holding on to a dream that won't come true.



When I saw you I was afraid to meet you. When I met you I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you.



The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.



How lucky I am to have something that makes saying good-bye so hard...



A stiff apology is a second insult. The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged; he wants to be healed because he has been hurt.




Cinderella walked on broken glass
Sleeping beauty let a whole lifetime pass
Belle fell in love with a hideous beast
Jasmine married a common thief
Ariel walked on land for love & life
Snow white barely escaped the knife
it was all about blood, sweat, & tears
because love means facing your
BIGGEST FEARS

~ darkestnoon's page!


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Austin: Hello is Lynn there?

Mom: Sure. Hold on.

Lynn: Hello?

Austin: Hey. it's Austin. how was your day?

Lynn: It was fine, how was yours?

Austin: It was ok.

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~akward silence~
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Austin: Sooooo......

Lynn: Sooooo.....

Austin: You doin anything tomorrow?

Lynn: Nope, why?

Austin: Uhh, umm, maybe, uhh, I dont know, we
can, hang out or somethin?

Lynn: Umm sure when?

Austin: *big smile* Great! uhh, how about around
6:00pm or something?

Lynn: Alright! I'll meet you over at the park then...

Austin: Ok then.

Lynn: Well I gotta go, but I'll see you tomorrow?!

Austin: Ok, see u then....

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-----next day------
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*** Lynn walks over to the park and see's Austin
sitting on a bench waiting for her***


Lynn: Hey, whats up?

Austin: Uhh nothin, I'm happy too see you.

Lynn: *smiles* Me too.

Austin: Alright, how about we go take a walk?...

Lynn: Okay.

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***As they walk she grabs ahold of his hand, Austin
*smiles* as they walk through the park.***

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----starts getting dark----
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Lynn: Brrr, it's getting a little cold out.

Austin: Wanna go sit on the grass under a tree?

Lynn: Sure.

Austin and Lynn: *takes a seat near a tree while Austin holds Lynn in his arms keeping her warm *

Lynn : Thank you, I feel much better now.

Austin: Me too.

Lynn: *giggles* Why is that?

Austin: Cause I'm with you...

Lynn: I'm happy with you too...

Austin: Uhh, umm, ...nevermind...

Lynn: No, what is it, you can tell me...

Austin: It's just....

Lynn: Yea???

Austin: I feel different when I'm with you.

Lynn: What do you mean?

Austin: I mean, you make me wanna be with you
for the rest of my life, I've never had anyone make me
feel the way you make me feel...

Lynn: *blushes* I feel like that too...

Austin: I...I...lov.....


Lynn: *leans over and kisses him*

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-a few moments into kiss-
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Austin: Uhh...*blushes*

Lynn: I love you...

Austin: I love you too and I always will.

Austin: *holds Lynn as they look up at the stars*

** Austin and Lynn fall asleep under the stars **

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10 YEARS LATER

Lynn: WORKING AS A MAGAZINE EDITOR, 24 YEARS OLD


Austin: WORKING AS A MEDICAL DOCTOR, 25 YEARS OLD

The two dated up until prom night where Austin
asked Lynn too be his wife.....

Lynn Straube is probably one of the happiest women
on earth, Austin is probably the luckiest man....



♥Repost if you just want to find that right person
too fall in love with.....or u already have ♥
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WHEN I RUN AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE ME

WHEN I POUT MY LIPS
- KISS ME

WHEN I KICK & PUNCH
- HOLD ME TIGHT

WHEN I CALL YOU A LOSER
- JUST KNOW THAT YOUR MY LOSER

WHEN I AM SILENT
- IM THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN I IGNORE YOU
- I WANT ALL YOUR ATTENTION

WHEN I PULL AWAY
- GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO

WHEN YOU SEE ME AT MY WORST
- TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL

WHEN I SCREAM AT YOU
- TELL ME YOU LOVE ME AND MEAN IT

WHEN YOU SEE ME WALKING
-SNEAK UP BEHIND ME GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND GIVE ME A KISS

IF I DONT CALL YOU
- IM WANTING YOU TO CALL ME

WHEN IM SCARED
-HOLD ME AND TELL ME EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE I'M WITH YOU

WHEN I LOOK LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER
- KISS ME AND TELL ME NOT TO WORRY

WHILE I HOLD YOUR HANDS
- PLAY WITH MY FINGERS
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~shadow love's page

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile\


~ darkestnoon's page!






--Advice--

Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
*If you were thinking about someone
while reading this,
you're definitely in love.

_________________________________________jokes________________________________________

>Pick the month you were born:
>January------I kicked
>February-----I loved
>March---------I smoked
>April-----------I humped
>May-----------I choked on
>June----------I murdered
>July-----------I chicken danced
>August-------I ate
>September---I danced with
>October------I sang to
>November----I yelled at
>December----I slept on

>Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>1-------a birdbath
>2-------a monster
>3-------a phone
>4-------a spoon
>5-------a Mexican
>6-------a gangster
>7-------my cell phone
>8-------my dog
>9-------my brother
>10-------my neighbor
>11-------my ugliest teacher
>12-------a banana
>13---- ---a fireman
>14-------a stuffed animal
>15-------a pig
>16-------a pickle
>17-------your mom
>18---- ---a book
>19-------myself
>20-------a baseball bat
>21-------a ninja
>22-------johnny depp (he's sexy)
>23-------a noodle
>24-------a ham
>25-------a football player
>26-------my sister
>27-------my pet hamster
>28-------an ipod
>29-------a permanent marker
>30-------a llama
>31-------A homeless guy

>Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
>White--------because I'm fly like that
>Black---------because that's how I roll.
>Pink----------because I'm a homosexual.
>Red----------because the voices told me to.
>Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
>Green---------because I hate myself.
>Purple--------because I'm a banana.
>Gray----------because I was drunk
>Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars
>Orange-------because I ate my family.
>Brown--------because I was high.
>Other---------because I'm a ninja.
>None----------because I can control myself

i ate a homeless guy because im fly like that


30 things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
4. Start playing Calvin ball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
7. Pee in the sink and see if anyone notices
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially down thin narrow aisles.
10. Make farting noises as you pass a group of people and blame it on them
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volume up to 10!
12. Steal an item from someone’s cart while their looking, see what happens
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!" etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
15. Put M&M's on layaway.
16. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows form bed and bath.
17. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin- -to the Bat cave!" 26. TP as much of the store as possible.
18. When some one asks you if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
19. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
20. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hire employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
21. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full-scale battlefield with G.I. Joe vs. the X-Men.
22. Take bets on the battle described above.
23. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
24. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
25. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
26. When some one-steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
27. Relax in the pation furniture until you get kicked out.
28. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no!" It's those voices again!"
29. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
30. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.




20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stall mate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, 'May I borrow a highlighter?'
2. Say, 'Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that.'
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, 'Damn, this water's cold.'
5. Drop a marble and say, 'Oh *bunny*! My glass eye!'
6. Say, 'Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, 'Now how did that get there?'
9. Say, 'Humus. Reminds me of humus.'
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, 'Whoa! Easy boy!'
11. Say, 'Interesting. More floaters than sinkers.'
12. Using a small squeeze tube spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drops the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, 'Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?'
13. Say, 'C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on Me.'
14. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.
15. Say, 'Boy, that sure looks like a maggot.
16. Say, 'Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?'
17. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
18. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your 'Cross-Dressers Anonymous' newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, 'Peek-a-boo!'
20. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing 'Born Free'.