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Stewie Griffin

My name is Stewie Griffin...My goal is to rule the world!I want to kill my mom...

My family...:
Lois: Mother(<---Kill her!)
Chris: Brother
Meg: Sister
Peter: Father(I hate this fat lunatic...I bet he isnt really my father...)
Brian: Dog

  • Last seen on Nov 16 12:11 AM 2006. Member since July 14, 2006.
  • I'm a dusted garnet poet for 1 comments.
  • I am a guy (United States)
  • When I'm not writing, I'm a baby.
  • Visit my homepage at www.familyguy.com
  • I have 1 comment

My Poetry

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  • Stewie (to Jeremy, the babysitter's boyfriend):
    Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I'm not gon
    22 lines, July 19, 2006. In Humor
  • Lois Griffin: Come on Stewie, don't be afraid. It's just water, it's not gonna bite.
    Stewie Griffin: Shut up! I know it's not going to bite, stupid! What a stu
    8 lines, July 19, 2006. In Humor
  • Stewie (talking on Sesame Street phone): Put me through to the Pentagon!
    Ernie: Do you know what sound a cow makes?
    18 lines, July 19, 2006. In Humor
  • Olivia: You are the weakest link, goodbye. (laughter)
    Stewie: Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Bec
    28 lines, 1 comment, July 17, 2006. In Humor

Guest Book

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  • MissCassie on July 16, 2006
    Hope you add some poems! can't wait to read em. please IM me when you add your first one.
    Here if ya need me,
    Cassie

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