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---Silence is golden but ductape is silver---


I'm like noone else you'll EVER meet,




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I am SICKLY in love with The Bloodhound Gang! WHAT?!?!?!? you haven't heard of them!?!?! *heavy irish accent* Gerr-off ma porch! I'm goe-na shoot yew!! Anyways.....they rock my....everything!                          

HOW MY BRAIYNE FOUNCTONS:
:+: I have not yet begun to procratinate :+:
:+: I have not failed, I just found 10,000 ways it won't work
:+: Father, father we don't need to escalate for you see war is not the    answer, for only love can hate
:+: War doesn't prove who's right, just whose left
:+: Nothing worth doing comes easy...nothing that comes easy is worth doing
:+: Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
:+: Some people are like slinkies... not really good for anything but you still can't keep from smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs
:+: ...and the constipated cheerios took flight and rode off into the sun set singing of their experiences with thongs
:+: If you have split personalities and you tried to commit suicide, would that be considered a hostage situation?????
 CREDIT DUE TO WHOEVER MADE THESE UP!!!!!!!!!
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 (_____) <~~poo.......
I can shake me bum on the internet! WATCH!!
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Watch this little dude roll! you can see his corn holE!  

Oh my BOB!!! have you EVER noticed that in cartoons the animation for icecream and poo are exactly the same?!?!?!? wow...would you trust me in the cartoon world!??!!?...(I bet I know what most of you are thinking....OF COURSE WE WOULD...) *struck by lighting* *TwItChEs VioLenTly*



-�I know forgiveness is out of the question.  I just ask for what we all ask of the people we respect- That the thought of me does not compel you to violent spasms of projectile vomiting.�

-ￗithout fail!!  EVERY time I leave my house, it's as if Ive given up my every right to be left alone, or treated with respect!!!  You flies with your unyielding little minds!!!  ou think my difference from you is an excuse to comment on me, as if I were on DISPLAY for you!!!

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~SAVE YOUR PANT MONKEY!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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=Kick ass songs of DOOM...

-----SYSTEM OF A DOWN  ( it's just so beautiful)
      "B.Y.O.B."
----AUDIOSLAVE  "Be yourself"

ANYTHING BY THE BLOODHOUND GANG!!...... DUHRR!!



My favorite is episode of Star Wars is episode 5, the newer ones blow... Episode 3 was better than 1&2 though....

~~~~~EVERYONE THAT ENJOYS STAR WARS SHOULD READ THESE KICK BUM POEMS BY Micheal Juneau/Sokar...
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         oldpoetry.com/poem/1652759
               
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wow my catardedness-es-es-es is sadening...