Hey guys, it Shelby. Just telling you my mom is letting me back on the site but I can't really talk to any one unless she knows them. Like Miranda and Andria. anyway, I'm so happy to be back on. ^w^
Hey this is Miranda hacking Shelby. ^^ Shelby is the awesomest friend I have ever met, yes I know my grammar is also awesome. Well any way, ahh shes crazy but I love her and she is Great at writing so every one should really read her stuff
15 WAYS TO ANNOY/HARASS THE VOLTURI: SURE WAY TO DIE (Twilight series stuff)
1. Buy Caius a puppy...act surprised when it turns into a human.
Jacob: I'll send Sam over.
Sam: Don't you dare.
Edward: No, I think Jacob is a better choice.
Jacob: Shut up, blood sucker.
Caius: Do NOT buy me a puppy!
Heidi: That means he really wants one.
2. Address them as Hughie, Dewey, and Louie during their public meetings.
Edward: Now, why didn't I think of that when I wanted to provoke them?
Jacob: Cause you're just not that smart.
Edward: Keep saying stuff like that and you might provoke me!
Jacob: Oh, goody!
Bella: Boys!
Edward and Jacob: Yes, ma'am.
(Pause)
Jacob: He started it...
3. Suggest they move to a more...sunny location like the Bahamas.
Rosalie: Oooh, yes! I want to go to the Bahamas.
Emmett: Sweetie...we can't go.
Rosalie: (breaks salad bowl)
!
Aro: Such violence...tsk tsk.
Emmett: That's why she's my gurrl!
Edward: Emmett, stop with the thoughts!!!
4. Dress up as Voldemort and come in saying "Aro, I am your father!".
Aro: Who is this Voldemort?
Jasper: He said the name!
Alice: Edward, I think it would be funny, you should do it!
Edward: And what happens after I go in as Voldemort?
Jasper: He said the name AGAIN!
Alice: ...Um, the outcome isn't so...good per se.
Aro: No one answered my question...
5. Place witch's hats in random places like the feeding room.
Jane: I'll kill you.
Alec: You kill them anyways.
Jane: I'd enjoy it more.
6. Hide blood bags under the stones in Volterra.
Aro: No one has answered my question about Voldemort.
Jasper: He said it AGAIN.
Emmett: What is your damage, dude?
(Pause)
Edward: Voldemort?
Jasper: AHHHHH!
Emmett: This could be fun...
Bella: You, guys, please!
Emmett and Edward: Yes, ma'am.
7. Steal all their black capes.
Jacob: I bet all they have is their knickers under there.
Felix: *blushes*
Bella: Jacob, did you have to give us that mental image?
Edward: You just had to imagine it...I SAW it!!!
Esme: I would've liked to.
(All stare)
Esme: What?
8. Put pink dye in their shampoo.
Heidi: No!
Rosalie: Yes!
Heidi: Come over and just try!
Rosalie: I think I will!
Jasper: I should try and calm the--
Rosalie: Voldemort...
Jasper: ARGH!!!!!
9. Buy them the entire series of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Aro: Who is this Buffy?
Emmett: Dude, you really need to get with the program.
Jane: Buffy is a vampire slayer.
Jacob: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Aro: What?! How have we not found and kill--I mean conversed with her?
Marcus: *rolls eyes*
Edward: Should we let them know she's fictional?
Bella: Nah.
10. Introduce them to Stephenie Meyer.
Aro: Who?
Emmett: Do you live in a sealed tower?
Aro: Why, yes, I do!
Emmett: *face palm*
Caius: Is she related to Volde--
Jasper: DON'T YOU DARE!
Rosalie: What? You mean Voldemort?
Jasper: AHHH!
Rosalie: Heh heh.
Carlisle: Who IS Stephenie Meyer?
Stephenie: *face palm*
11. Put signs that say "Party at the Volturi's Secret Lair at Midnight, Directions Below!" everywhere.
Demetri: Yeah! Free food! Paaaarty!
Heidi: I don't know him...
Alice: Should we bring our music?
Edward: We're not going.
Alice: Oh, yes, we are! I already bought a dress!
Bella: Already?
Alice: I was invited two months ago!
Carlisle: If it's secret...?
Esme: Don't strain yourself, dear.
Aro: Where is the party exactly?
Everyone: *face palms*
12. Send them a set of novelty mugs with "World's Greatest Uncle" on them from Nessie.
Aro: I think these are quite lovely!
Caius: What do we use these for?
Demetri: Are these from the vampire baby?
Renesmee: I'm not a vampire OR a baby!
Edward: Yes, you are!
Jacob: Oh, no, she is not! Mmhmm!
Edward: Stop with the thoughts!
Jacob: What? Not your fault your daughter is hot.
Renesmee and Bella: Actually, it is.
Edward: Bella, we're hunting wolf tonight.
13. Hum the Mission Impossible song as you try to take incriminating pictures of the Volturi.
Jasper: Like them leadping over building, stopping bullets...that sounds like Superman.
Aro: Is this my que to say "Voldemort", Rosalie?
Rosalie: Yup.
Jasper: AHHHH! I hate you all!
Alice: I think I should stop them but the outcome is just so funny!
Edward: What happens?
Alice: Well, it's not funny for you guys, but it is for me!
(Pause)
Emmett: ...Does it involve sex?
Alice and Jasper: EMMETT!
Edward: My brain!
Caius: What is Mission Impossible?
Emmett: I'm not even going to say anything...
14. Show Aro all the...intimate scenes between Rosalie and Emmett.
Aro: This might be interesting.
15. Get them to DJ their own party.
Emmett: Are you kidding me? The men don't even know who Buffy or Voldemort are, let alone how to DJ!
Jasper: (breaks into tears) You're all so mean to me!
Alice: Now, look what you did! You broke his powers!
Emmett: I didn't mean to!
Hey this is Miranda hacking Shelby. ^^ Shelby is the awesomest friend I have ever met, yes I know my grammar is also awesome. Well any way, ahh shes crazy but I love her and she is Great at writing so every one should really read her stuff
15 WAYS TO ANNOY/HARASS THE VOLTURI: SURE WAY TO DIE (Twilight series stuff)
1. Buy Caius a puppy...act surprised when it turns into a human.
Jacob: I'll send Sam over.
Sam: Don't you dare.
Edward: No, I think Jacob is a better choice.
Jacob: Shut up, blood sucker.
Caius: Do NOT buy me a puppy!
Heidi: That means he really wants one.
2. Address them as Hughie, Dewey, and Louie during their public meetings.
Edward: Now, why didn't I think of that when I wanted to provoke them?
Jacob: Cause you're just not that smart.
Edward: Keep saying stuff like that and you might provoke me!
Jacob: Oh, goody!
Bella: Boys!
Edward and Jacob: Yes, ma'am.
(Pause)
Jacob: He started it...
3. Suggest they move to a more...sunny location like the Bahamas.
Rosalie: Oooh, yes! I want to go to the Bahamas.
Emmett: Sweetie...we can't go.
Rosalie: (breaks salad bowl)
!Aro: Such violence...tsk tsk.
Emmett: That's why she's my gurrl!
Edward: Emmett, stop with the thoughts!!!
4. Dress up as Voldemort and come in saying "Aro, I am your father!".
Aro: Who is this Voldemort?
Jasper: He said the name!
Alice: Edward, I think it would be funny, you should do it!
Edward: And what happens after I go in as Voldemort?
Jasper: He said the name AGAIN!
Alice: ...Um, the outcome isn't so...good per se.
Aro: No one answered my question...
5. Place witch's hats in random places like the feeding room.
Jane: I'll kill you.
Alec: You kill them anyways.
Jane: I'd enjoy it more.
6. Hide blood bags under the stones in Volterra.
Aro: No one has answered my question about Voldemort.
Jasper: He said it AGAIN.
Emmett: What is your damage, dude?
(Pause)
Edward: Voldemort?
Jasper: AHHHHH!
Emmett: This could be fun...
Bella: You, guys, please!
Emmett and Edward: Yes, ma'am.
7. Steal all their black capes.
Jacob: I bet all they have is their knickers under there.
Felix: *blushes*
Bella: Jacob, did you have to give us that mental image?
Edward: You just had to imagine it...I SAW it!!!
Esme: I would've liked to.
(All stare)
Esme: What?
8. Put pink dye in their shampoo.
Heidi: No!
Rosalie: Yes!
Heidi: Come over and just try!
Rosalie: I think I will!
Jasper: I should try and calm the--
Rosalie: Voldemort...
Jasper: ARGH!!!!!
9. Buy them the entire series of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Aro: Who is this Buffy?
Emmett: Dude, you really need to get with the program.
Jane: Buffy is a vampire slayer.
Jacob: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Aro: What?! How have we not found and kill--I mean conversed with her?
Marcus: *rolls eyes*
Edward: Should we let them know she's fictional?
Bella: Nah.
10. Introduce them to Stephenie Meyer.
Aro: Who?
Emmett: Do you live in a sealed tower?
Aro: Why, yes, I do!
Emmett: *face palm*
Caius: Is she related to Volde--
Jasper: DON'T YOU DARE!
Rosalie: What? You mean Voldemort?
Jasper: AHHH!
Rosalie: Heh heh.
Carlisle: Who IS Stephenie Meyer?
Stephenie: *face palm*
11. Put signs that say "Party at the Volturi's Secret Lair at Midnight, Directions Below!" everywhere.
Demetri: Yeah! Free food! Paaaarty!
Heidi: I don't know him...
Alice: Should we bring our music?
Edward: We're not going.
Alice: Oh, yes, we are! I already bought a dress!
Bella: Already?
Alice: I was invited two months ago!
Carlisle: If it's secret...?
Esme: Don't strain yourself, dear.
Aro: Where is the party exactly?
Everyone: *face palms*
12. Send them a set of novelty mugs with "World's Greatest Uncle" on them from Nessie.
Aro: I think these are quite lovely!
Caius: What do we use these for?
Demetri: Are these from the vampire baby?
Renesmee: I'm not a vampire OR a baby!
Edward: Yes, you are!
Jacob: Oh, no, she is not! Mmhmm!
Edward: Stop with the thoughts!
Jacob: What? Not your fault your daughter is hot.
Renesmee and Bella: Actually, it is.
Edward: Bella, we're hunting wolf tonight.
13. Hum the Mission Impossible song as you try to take incriminating pictures of the Volturi.
Jasper: Like them leadping over building, stopping bullets...that sounds like Superman.
Aro: Is this my que to say "Voldemort", Rosalie?
Rosalie: Yup.
Jasper: AHHHH! I hate you all!
Alice: I think I should stop them but the outcome is just so funny!
Edward: What happens?
Alice: Well, it's not funny for you guys, but it is for me!
(Pause)
Emmett: ...Does it involve sex?
Alice and Jasper: EMMETT!
Edward: My brain!
Caius: What is Mission Impossible?
Emmett: I'm not even going to say anything...
14. Show Aro all the...intimate scenes between Rosalie and Emmett.
Aro: This might be interesting.
15. Get them to DJ their own party.
Emmett: Are you kidding me? The men don't even know who Buffy or Voldemort are, let alone how to DJ!
Jasper: (breaks into tears) You're all so mean to me!
Alice: Now, look what you did! You broke his powers!
Emmett: I didn't mean to!
- Member since April 3, 2008.
- I'm a moonstone path poet for 463 comments.
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, and quote is "Sometimes, all you need is a bestfriend and that will get u thou life". - I am a 15 year old girl from Oregon (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm Reading and writing some more!.
- I am in the groups House Of Night Fans, Suicide
- I have 463 comments, 6 contests, 127 poems, 33 stories, 14 journals
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HEY EVERYONE!!! ^w^
My Poetry
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THIS IS FOR YOU MATTY!!!!!!!! (CutsThatDontBleed)25 lines, 2 comments, February 13. In Dark, Hope, Sad, Pain, Depression, Message, Inspirational, Freewrite
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kinda crappy but I'm just letting out my feelings, so here is my poem!24 lines, 3 comments, January 26
My Stories
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352 lines, 2 comments, February 22. In <600 words, Dark, Hope, Love, Monologues, Short story, Starting idea
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4th story, Jacob's story.395 lines, 4 comments, February 22. In <600 words, Dark, Depression, Fantasy, Horror, Humor, Love, Monologues
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264 lines, 6 comments, February 15. In <600 words, Dark, Hope, Love, Monologues, Short story, Starting idea
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Reverse This Curse - Escape the Fate Dirty Little Secret - All American rejects Are You Ready - Three days Grace Everything back but you - Avril Lavigne Hate that I love you - Ne-yo and Rhianna Fall for you - secondhand serenade Monster - Skillet All the small things - blink182 Animals - nickelback so what -February 23, In My own personal thoughts. 100 words. → Make first comment?
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Pump it - Black eyed peas I feel pretty - Adam sandler Pink - Aerosmith Crazy in love - Beyonce When your mad - Ne-yo Looking through your eyes - ? Angel - within temptation (in dedication to the bastard named Ralph) Ordinary day - Vanessa cartlon Human - Cheetah girls Wasted - carrie underwood Posion IV
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Tonight I wanna cry / Keith Urban Home / Three days grace I don't care / Three days grace Billy S. / Skye sweetnam What I didn't say / Saving Jane The Things You Said / Depeche Mode Fade Into You / Mazzy Star Circle / Edie Brickell Home / Michael Buble Stay / Lisa Loeb Warning Sign / Coldplay Listen To YouFebruary 16, In My own personal thoughts. 300 words. → 2 comments, Add one?
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poppies on December 9, 2009aww
thanks, star! you've got a pretty awesome page here, yourself. -
allygirl87 on December 23, 2008your poems are amazing... i enjoyed reading them keep up the good work... its amazing!
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passionate demise : Getting back to you... on December 5, 2008Sorry it took me so long to reply to the comment you left one of my poems, I'd just like to say thank you. You said my poetry rocks, ~Blushes.~ .. and alot of the time I'm not sure if that's true so it's good to hear it from someone just as tallented as everyone keeps saying I am.
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Number 13 on August 13, 2008Thank you for all the comments. :3
let's see... the music of your choice is awesome Snickers are incredible :] I like icarly ^_^ loved sweeney todd ABSOLUTELY love the twilight series and stephenie meyer, as well as R.L Stine. Have you read Breaking Dawn yet?
I am shy and i love games =]
and well, I love your page
I'll have to check your poems out later tonight
