Sparkle The Pirate• Show poetry

Welcome...

I call my works either Blood Scriptures or either Poisoned literature

Blood Scriptures are my Erotic stories and poems..and I call them that
mostly because they are yes gorey and very sexual..

sex is a religion to me.

Poison Literature are my thoughtful poems..things that I've thought
about that seem to manifest within my mind and infect every brain
cell I've got to offer...

thoughts are poison.

I hope that you enjoy.

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All About Me Survey from Quizopolis.com


I Am - Sparkle the Pirate, non other and I refuse to let u win.
I Want - nothing because when I get it it soon bores me.
I Have - an asist on my finger...been there forever but it's deffenitly a friend.
Also ten toes...ten fingers and an evil spirit at my side.
I Wish - for a jenie in a bottle to give me a good woman to rub.
I Hate - stuff and at any given moment this little word comes out randomly to things
or people who anger me...then I say I'm sorry...
I Fear - knowing the answer to questions I keep digging for the answers too!
I Hear - humming and something lurking in the hallways...cat probolly. most likely.
I Search - all the time for things I've lost or misplacen.
I Wonder - yes please!
I Regret - ever letting myself regret things.
I Love - family, gogi...those pretty leaves I collect...
I Ache - because you ache and today I'm reflecting how u feel.
I Always - forget to forget what I wanted to forget.
I Usually - draw alot and or change subjects during a conversation without realizing
it...then I do something like fall or stupid shit...random...ness. yeah.
I Am Not - a dancing snail with a tophat of gold and a silver necktie.
I Dance - without even realizing it
I Sing - hardly ever bc I sound rather suckish
I Never - say that word <-
I Rarely - keep quiet
I Cry - to put on a show...a very lively one at that ^~!
I Am Not Always - me inside my head...I day dream alot.
I Lose - everything and everyone...and the things that are small and important.
I'm Confused - always
I Need - a break from all the small writing here.
I Should - be sleeping at this time of night.
I Dream - to do something...interesting.

Take This Survey at Quizopolis.com
http://www.quizopolis
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The Name Is David. Read my page to learn something about me.
About Me:

(X) Smoked a cigarette
(x) Drank so much you threw up
(X) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
(x) Been arrested
(X) Gone on a blind date
(x) Skipped school
(X) Seen someone die
(_) Been to Canada
(X) Been to Florida
(_) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(X) Been lost
(_) Been on the opposite side of the country
(x) Gone to Washington , DC
(X) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying....
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
(X) Recently colored with crayons
(x) Sang karaoke badly (Well...not badly. Just out of time with the song )
(X) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(X) Made prank phone calls
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(x) Danced in the rain
(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(_) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(X) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
(_) Made a bonfire on the beach
(x) Crashed a party
(X) Gone roller-skating
(x) Ice-skating

Nickname(s): look down...far down.
Single or taken? Both...I'm single in being owned...taken by my lover
Hair color: dirty blonde or sometimes very dark brunette
Eye color: brown with a thin dark blue line around the edges of the iris.
very ugly eyes
Height (last time you checked):5'5'
Glasses or contacts or neither?]: neither

1. Any nicknames: HA, Sparkle the Pirate, Tessarah, MisanthropicKitten.
2. Mother's name: Michele...with one "l" bc she rocks like that.
3. What is your favorite non alcoholic drink? DR. PEPPER bitches
4. Tattoos? two.
5. Body piercing? in the past a few
6. How much do you love your job? I first need a job. Hire me?
7. Birthplace: Salem or Walhalla w/e <3
8. Favorite vacation spot? Nowhere...anywhere, over there.
9. Ever been to Africa? nope only in Resident Evil 5
10. Ever eaten cookies for dinner? look below in favorite foods.
11. Ever been on TV? Nope
12. Ever steal any traffic signs? HEE HEE *evil*
13. Ever been in a car accident? eh small one...just a bump
14. Was it your fault? YEP and NO it was her fault too.
15. 4 Doors? Bedroom,Closet,Kitchen,Bathroom
16. Salad dressing? RANCH...*addicted to* RANCH
17. Favorite Pie? ick pie...I guess the number
18. Favorite number? 3 and my lucky numbers are 345 in that order.
19. Favorite Movie? lots, IHuckabees,Heavy Metal series,Beauty and the Beast,
Across the Universe,Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas...so on.
20. Favorite Holiday? St. Patricks day.
21. Favorite alcoholic drink? RUM ONLY
22. Favorite Food? NERDS,food,SHOCKTARTS,food,SOURPATCHES,deserts,food,brocolli,bacon,CANDY.
23. Favorite day of the week? TuesdayThursday
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