Son Of A Crow• Show poetry

So if you're checking out my profile because of something I said that offended you. Know now, that I don't give a fuck. My opinions are my opinions & I will not spare your feelings when giving them. If I offend you, don't take it personally. Or as an attack. I'm merely being honest. I'm a very blunt person, when it comes to what I think. Remember, you don't know me, I don't know you. You should not take the opinions of strangers so seriously. Take them at face value, & get on with your life.
Dumbasses....

I'm the culmination of the great melting pot. I'm black/white/native. My sister's asian, my brother's a mexican, my mother's a bulldyke, my father's a schitzo I've never met. I'm articulate, well read, & I'm told kinda thugy. I was born & raised over southside Murderapolis. 612, thought U knew. All of my poems are inspired by, real life ordeals. That's all I gotta say on that....

I've been writing for a very long time now. And the people I've read my stuff to, or let read my stuff always say it's good. I get similar reactions when I read at open mics. No one ever says this sux, here's why. Or has anything to say other than "I like it". I blame this on everyone's desire to please. I joined this site to get an unbiased opinion of my work. If you think it rocks please say so, but if there's anything about it that you don't like, don't hold back. Please be brutal....

I'm a huge fan of laughing at the expense of others, if you are too, check this out.

www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-06.htm

And now for something completely differant.....

"Still alive? You impress me kryptonian. More, your valor has touched my heart. Oh yes. Even now there is still some small part of me that knows mercy. Don't worry. I will end your suffering, with something special I've been saving for just this occasion. I'm going to carve out your heart and place it on a pike in my throne room."
Darkseid

"I have all the characteristics of a human being. Flesh, blood, skin, hair. But not a single, clear, identifiable emotion. Except greed, and disgust"
American Psycho

"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusiary. And though I can hide my cold gaze. And you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comperable. I simply....am not....there...."
American Psycho

"I hate retro. I hate the future. Where does that leave me?"
Closer

"A final gift my wayward son. A fast death. Infinitely preferable to the shame of returning to earth. There, your legacy would be one of fear, and mistrust. A pariah to your people. Constantly seeking the approval of a world that curses your name."
Darkseid

"Time is indeed collapsing. The universe itself is unraveling. Shattered by the impudence of my actions."
Darkseid

"When life gives you shit, monopolize the fertilizer industry."
Me

"Why do you resist? Embrace this truth. After all these years, you have finally lost."
The Imperium

"in fact, today
I wish literature
had a dick
and some hands
so it could bend me over
and fuck me silly
alleviate
this God damned misery"
Give me Art
that rapes my senses
words that shake me naked
Feed my discontent
keep me tense"
cvillelisa

"You've got more lives than a cat."
The Old Woman

"Under every stone lurks a politician."
Aristophanes

"High thoughts must have high language."
Aristophanes

"History is the version of past events that people
have decided to agree upon."
Napoleon Bonaparte

"The best way to keep one's word is not to give it."
Napoleon Bonaparte

"Medicine is a collection of uncertain prescriptions the results of which, taken collectively, are more fatal than useful to mankind."
Napoleon Bonaparte

"A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights."
Napoleon Bonaparte

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
Napoleon Bonaparte

"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."
Napoleon Bonaparte

"You can go a long way with a smile.
You can go a lot further with a smile and a gun."
Al Capone

"Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools, because they have to say something."
Plato

"You can discover more about a person in an hour of play
than in a year of conversation."
Plato

"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors."
Plato

"In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain."
Pliny the Elder

"The best plan is to profit by the folly of others."
Pliny the Elder

"An object in possession seldom retains the same charm
that it had in pursuit."
Pliny the Younger

"Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men
beat each other up."
Muhammad Ali

"The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life."
Muhammad Ali

"Don't count the days, make the days count"
Muhammad Ali

"My toughest fight was with my first wife."
Muhammad Ali

"Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,
At which the audience never fail to laugh?"
Aristophanes

"Is this it!?!?!?!? Is this what I took all those ass whoopins for? I had a dream once. A dream that little black boys, and little black girls could drink from the river of prosperity, free from the thirst of oppression. But low and behold some four decades later what have I found? But a bunch of triflin', shiftless, good for nothin', niggas!! And I know some of you don't want to hear me say that word. It's ugliest word in the English language. But that's what I see now. Niggas... And you don't want to be a nigga!!! Cuz niggas are living contridictions. Niggas are filled with unfulfilled ambitions. Nigga wux, and wane. Niggas love to complain. Niggas love to hear themselves talk, but hate to explain. Niggas love being another man's judge and jury. Niggas procrastinate until it's time to worry. Niggas love to be late!! Niggas hate to hurry!!.....
Black Entertianment Television, is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life!!! Usher, Micheal Jackson is not a genre of music!!.....
And now I'd like to talk about Soul Plane.....


I've seen what's around the corner. I've seen what's over the horizon!! And I promise, you!! You niggas have nothing to celebrate!! And no, I won't get there with ya'.....I'm moving to Canada"


Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.,
The Boondocks, episode "Return of The King"

"You are a frame. And she is the picture. You exist to show her off."
Unknown

"No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit."
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC

"Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure."
Scott Adams

"There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot."
Scott Adams

“The best things in life are silly”
Scott Adams

"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives"
Scott Adams

"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion."
Scott Adams

"I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination"
Scott Adams

"Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results."
Scott Adams

"Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge"
Scott Adams

"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public."
Scott Adams

"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks."
Scott Adams

"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
Socrates

"From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate."
Socrates

"Beware the barrenness of a busy life."
Socrates

"Worthless people love only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live."
Socrates

"To find yourself, think for yourself"
Socrates

"He who is not contented with what he has, would not be contented with what he would like to have"
Socrates

"An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all"
Socrates

"Call no man unhappy until he is married"
Socrates

"They are not only idle who do nothing, but they are idle also who might be better employed."
Socrates

"The hottest love has the coldest end."
Socrates

"A system of morality which is based on relative emotional values is a mere illusion, a thoroughly vulgar conception which has nothing sound in it and nothing true."
Socrates

"Contentment is natural wealth, luxury is artificial poverty"
Socrates

"I just think it's kinda fucked up that no one believes in true love anymore."
Alexis Hovde

"My mother never did see the irony in calling me a son of a bitch."
Unknown

"thanks for leaving me in the dark for in the darkness ive come to see the light of my soul"
Ms. Maridee

"i can forgive you
but i wont relive you"
Ms.Maridee

"Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding. It is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals your sick self. Therefore trust the physician, and drink his remedy in silence, and tranquility."
Khalil Jibran

"A man is never old enough to know better."
Ms. Maridee

"Volume is the only word that puts "u" and "me" together.
But no matter how high the volume is, it's like the mute button is always on.
Mute is a word that tears "me" apart and puts "u" at the center of my world."
Samantha

"There's a differance between being broke and being poor. Being broke is a temporary economic situation. Being poor is a disabling frame of mind."
Unknown

"Your love's like one last cigarette
Last cigarette, I will savor it
The last cigarette
Take it in and hold your breath, hope it never ends
But when it's gone, it's gone
The last cigarette"
Ms.Maridee

"Is that poison to die for?"
Sarah Mc on the subject of smoking

"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one conscienceness experiencing itself, self-objectivly. There's no such thing as death, & life is only a dream in the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."
TOOL

"I know that you resent me, cuz I study how I'm greeted."
Slug

"Now I no longer have time for your irrelavance. Because the ignorance is just as dangerous as the intelligence."
Slug

"Brandon, why am I such a fuck up?"
Tina, my favorite stripper

"The height can be changed, coaxed, or disregarded, but the fall is final."
Emma, one of the most introspective young chicks,
I've ever corresponded with....

"Love is a sadistic bitch, whom was spawned from passion, & the desire to fool yourself into believing that you are not alone"
Me

"Friends come & go. But enemies amass."
Maridee

"Don't take my movement personal, it's not that I don't dig you. But I can't be on the beach of your sea when it boils."
Eyedea

"Your opinion of me weighs less than sunlight."
Illyria

"I'll make trophies of their spines"
Illyria

"In my time nightmares walked amongst us. Walked and danced. Skewering victims in plain site. Laying their fears, & worse desires out for everyone to see. And now nightmares are trapped inside the heads of humans. Pitiful echoes of themselves.....I wonder whom they angered so to merit such a fate."
Illyria

"Most of the time it's a waste of time"
Alfred-Batman Returns

"I am not a human being!! I am an animal!!!"
The Penguin-Batman Returns

"I'm lost. Cuz I'm my own tour guide. And if I ever talked to myself, I'd probably tell lies."
Eyedea

"I want to play an intregal part in his degredation"
Catwoman-Batman Returns

"For being such a whore she was a horrible lay."
Benjiman Allen Segal
5-16-03

"No conscience, one motive. Get into the hole!! Screaming feed me here. Fill me up again. Temporarily pacify, this..."
Maynard

"Only two things in the universe are infinite. The Universe, & human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe."
Albert Einstien-A smart man, who married his cousin anyway.

"Nowhere in your incoherent ramblings did you even come close to forming a complete thought. We are all dumber for hearing it. I award you no points. And may God have mercy on your soul."
Billy Madison

"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So why not get wasted & have the time of your life?"
Unknown

"Why drink & drive when you can smoke dope, eat soap, & fly home in a bubble?"
Unknown

"Seriously though, she does have a reason to hate you. You were a dick. You made a conscience decision to use a human being as a peice of meat. Thus the dickness."
Topher Braddock, The Wisest Stoner I've ever Known

"Maybe she'd hate you less if you told her you loved her, then layed her down & made love to her, instead of tying her up & fucking her in the ass.....Dick!!"
Topher Braddock, The Wisest Stoner I've ever Known

My head is lettuce,
My brain is apple sauce,
My mind consists of poorly scrambled eggs,
-Me after shrooms

Nothing is forever, not even life.
The Legend (My Mom)

At times like this, I bet you're asking yourself, where's god?
Russel Crowe, Virtuosity

It is the fault, of the wang!!
Ladies Man

Men love women they're attracted to.
Women are attracted to men they love.
Unknown

To kiss a fool is stupid, to be fooled by a kiss is worse.
Billy Shakes

Education is the professed realization of our own ignorance.
Bubbles the Power Puff Girl

At Times like this I'm wondering if her man tastes anything funny when he kisses her.
-Me a long time ago

We are here. It is now. Further than that all human knowledge is moonshine.
HL Mencken

I bet God thinks you're amusing.
Slug

We think it's difficult enough to just live much less gain
Slug

Would you believe there's only 4 people in the world? And when you're not looking, they change masks.
Eyedea

The path to paradise is infested with parasites, so if you don't strive to keep your mind right, you might swear that life's a bitch.
Eyedea

"Truth only has to change hands a few times to become fiction."
Unknown

"In the afterlife I hope the AC works."
Slug

What's the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during an orgasm.

"I'm afraid I must leave your planet. Because your oceans can no longer sustain my massive ego."
Jim Carrey

"Love is a grave mental disease"
Plato

"What has been done cannot be undone"
Billy Shakes

"It's like a koala bear took a rainbow colored crap, in my brain!!"
Sealab

"The best swordsman in Italy need not fear the second best, but, the worst. For he is unpredictable."
Lord Prospero

"I wear my scars like the rings on a pimp."
Slug

"Time is money, & every moment is costly. So I ration emotions, cuz existance exhaust me."
Slug

"Epidural all the way...."
Olivia Lomax
4-13-03

"There's nothing noble about being poor."
Brian-Queer as Folk

"Make money & die. That's the American way."
Eyedea

"I'm just a spin-off of a pissed off lesbian."
Me

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is to dark to read."
Unknown

"Apperantly I've urinated."
You know who you are....

"You wreak of nothingness..."
Me

"I dub thee useless..."
Me

Life is the sum of all your choices.
Sarah McCarty-Lohnes

My plan is druggin' 'em,
Fuckin' 'em,
And Killin' 'em,
Marjorie Braddock

I need you
ADH

You're a conceited bastard!
Olivia Lomax

When life forces you to your knees, you're in the perfect position to pray.
Maridee

It's all one big inside joke, inside my head.
Me

You don't know till it's gone.
Topher Braddock, The Wisest Stoner I've ever Known

There will always be cheese in a mouse trap.
Way of the Gun

What's the answer to 99 out of 100 questions?
Money
Vannilla Sky

There is no greater sorrow than to recall happiness in times of misery.
Dante's Inferno

Fuck for fun?Fuck with a meaning?Fuck a stranger?Fuck a friend?Fuck for lust?Fuck for love?Fuck for a distraction?Fuck a virgin?Fuck 2 sluts?But in the end don't we all just fuck to bust?And don't we all love to fuck?So shouldn't we say fuck it, & fuck whoever the fuck we want?