Um.my life is dull and there is absolutely nothing interesting about me?
Oh but I do love these quotes!
Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
-- Ray Romano
My parents used to take me to Lewis' department store in Glasgow. They were skinflints, they used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was the zoo.
-- Billy Connolly
Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
-- Marcel Achard
Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.
-- Sean Williamson
Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature.
-- Marilyn Monroe
Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying.
-- Rita Rudner
Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough?' Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???'
-- Billy Connolly
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.
-- Jack Nicholson
Oh but I do love these quotes!
Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
-- Ray Romano
My parents used to take me to Lewis' department store in Glasgow. They were skinflints, they used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was the zoo.
-- Billy Connolly
Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
-- Marcel Achard
Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.
-- Sean Williamson
Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature.
-- Marilyn Monroe
Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying.
-- Rita Rudner
Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough?' Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???'
-- Billy Connolly
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.
-- Jack Nicholson
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Jay Aleksandr : OMG Imma Minor on July 10, 2008Lolz
imma minor for 2 more years =D -
imoutyo on March 28, 2008hey! 'tis rephot = zach!
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Little Miss Mental : RE:Teens suicide on March 20, 2008I live in N.Y, but I"m moving to N.C. i have a im, its forgottenchild4@yahoo.com
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x CheepPurfume on May 17, 2007I'm bored.
What do I wanna do?
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