Socialgremlin• Show poetry

I'm not around on this website as much as I'd like - reality has a way of creeping up and sinking it's massive jaws into my ass just when I think I have things settled and in control. I don't know who Reality's dentist is, but he's a damn good dentist.

I'm 34, Taoist, polyamorous, clinically coo-coo (my therapist says that's a real condition), and playful. I like practical jokes, long talks about sex and philosophy, and parody songs.

My turn-offs include the Fox News Channel, fried oreos, ESPN, the color purple, women under 18, insurance agents, and encouraging children to sit in front of the television for hours watching cutesy "learning" shows.

I'm looking for a poet - not a depressed wannabe - for friendship, online smack talk, and maybe a little over the shirt action. Bald and tattoo'd women are preferred, height and weight are unimportant, and I promise not to tell your spouse/significant other about our online affair.