Snakehips Pete• Show poetry

I love the absence of humour in so many people. It is one of the few things which keeps me going as I head towards my 70s and inevitable doom. Mocking the humour-free keeps me young and sexy!

Here I am!

I have a large black rat as a pet.
It's more fun than a wife.
And less ugly.
Her name is Betty (the rat).
Especially now she's dead (the wife).

I am a professional drunkard in my spare time.

Here I am again!

Please write and tell me how sexy I am! Just in case you missed it, here I am again!

(That's me above!)

Last seen on Nov 3 11:43 AM. Member since December 20, 2005.
I'm a obsidian idea poet for 599 comments.
My mood is , and quote is "'Alcohol is God's way of saying yippee'".
I am a guy (Ireland)
When I'm not writing, I'm a very academic one - I am a Professor of 18th Century gay Gaelic poetry.
I am in the groups A Bad Taste Place, Alter Egos and Multiple AP Characters, Barry Hodges Travellers Tales, Fans of Edna SNOGGO Basil and Dr Reg, Gay Lesbian and Bisexuals Group, Holidays and Romantic Far Away Places
I have 599 comments, 3 contests, 55 poems

Poems I'm focused on

Driving Carefully

33 lines, 62 comments, October 28, 2006. In Humour, Dark, Alcohol, Ireland, Death

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~Sycophancyku~

4 lines, 4 comments, March 6. In Humour, haiku
My Life As An Unhappy Penis

26 lines, 9 comments, July 27, 2008. In Adult, Penile Autobiography, Army
Crying Alone And Broken

14 lines, 3 comments, July 20, 2008. In Sad humour
American As Apple Pie

7 lines, 19 comments, June 3, 2008. In Acrostic

Guest Book

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Tony El Great : Irish on June 27, 2008

I'm 1/4 Celt and 3/4 Normal, but the 3/4s wasn't enough. ¦:¬{
Snakehips Pete on June 1, 2008

Fuck the lot of you.
Never Fall in Love on February 21, 2008

lol!
passim on February 2, 2008

I knew that you just had to be Irish Sexy??? Scary more like. How am I gonna sleep tonight? Even my dog has hidden under my desk.