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Hello all I am the best most fantastical person you will ever meet. Dont be mean or ArmyBrat17 will come. (this is ArmyBrat17) Dont hurt my friends feelings I can get mean. She's totally radical and amazingly sweet



I'm not a brat, I'm a dark angel from Hell, The Grim Reaper in your life, here to make you miserable
Love you Mom


I LOVE NERDS!! (I mean the candy)

This is Mr. Bunny. Please paste him on your page to help him accomplish his goal of conquering all the member profiles on AP.
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General:
[_] Skipped school
[_] Seen someone die
[_] Been to Canada
[_] Been to Florida
[x] Been to Mexico
[x] Been on a plane
[x] Been lost
[x] Been on the opposite side of the country
[_] Gone to Washington , DC
[x] Swam in the ocean
[x] I've felt like dying.
[x] I've cried myself to sleep.
[x] I've played cops and robbers.
[x] I've recently colored with crayons.
[x] I've sang karaoke badly.
[x] I've paid for a meal with only coins.
[x] Made prank phone calls.
[x] Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
[x] Danced in the rain .
[x] Written a letter to Santa Claus.
[x] Blown bubbles
[_] Made a bonfire on the beach
[_] Crashed a party
[x] Gone roller-skating
[_] Ice-skating1

Relationships:
[x] I'm single.
[x] I've had someone cheat on me.
[_] I've gone on a blind date.
[x] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[_] I have a fear of commitment.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[_] I've cheated in a relationship.
[_] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've told someone I loved them
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[_] I've got a new girlfriend/boyfriend.
[x] I've gotten dumped.
[_] Been kissed under the mistletoe.
[x] Watched the sun rise with someone you care about.2

Sexuality:
[x] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
[x] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I am a cuddler.
[x] I love to flirt.
[_] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x] I've hugged a stranger.
[_] I have kissed a stranger.
[_] I am gay.
[_] I am lez.
[x] I am bi.
[_] I am gay but no ones knows.
[_] I am lez but know one knows.
[_] I am bi but know one knows.
[_] I have had sex.
[_] I have had sex with more then one person.
[_] I regret it.
[x] I am a virgin.3

Honesty/Crime:
[_] I am a terrible liar.
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[_] I've run a red light.
[_] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[_] I've been in a fist fight.
[_] I've been arrested.4

Drugs/Alcohol:
[_] I've smoked a cigarette
[_] I've drank so much you threw up.
[_] I've consumed alcohol.
[_] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[_] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[x] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[_] I can't swallow pills.
[_] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[_] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[_] I take anti-depressants.
[_] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[_] I'm addicted to adrenaline.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[x] I'm addicted to self harm.5

Death and Suicide:
[_] I'm afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[_] I've seen someone die.
[x] Someone I know has attempted suicide.
[_] Someone close to me has committed suicide.6


Random:
[x] I can sing well.
[x] I open up to others easily.
[x] I watch the news.
[_] I don't kill bugs. Some one else does it for me.
[x] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower.
[_] I am a morning person.
[_] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[_] I'm a snob about grammar.
[_] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair.
[x] I love being neat.
[x] I love Spam.
[_] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
[x] I bake well.
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
[x] I would wear pajamas to school.
[_] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun.
[x] I am in love with love.
[x] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I believe in ghosts.
[_] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[x] I love white chocolate
[x] I bite my nails
[_] I play video games
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[x] I'm good at remembering names.
[x] I'm good at remembering dates.
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[_] I have tried to join a circus and failed.
[_] I own a knife.
[_] I got picked up by the cops.
[_] I told a cop to go to hell, go him/her self, ect...
[_] I work out.
[_] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am something.
[x] I am an alien.
[x] I am idk .
[_] I've been to juvy.
[x] I love life
[x] I hate life
[x] I want to die.
[x] I want to live now.
[x] I want to die but not kill myself.
[x] I want to kill myself.
[_] I have cut myself.
[_] I like to cut.
[_] I love to cut.
[_] I think cutting is wrong.
[x] I think cutting helps.
[x] I have more then 1 friend.
[x] I have a best friend.
[_] I have gone out with a girl/boy for over a month.
[x] I have someone to talk to.
[x] I think I'm cool.
[x] I think I'm lame.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] My answers are totally honest.


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put this on your page if you think
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DO THIS ONE BY ONE! DON'T LOOK AHEAD! THIS IS LIKE 99.9% TRUE!!
1) Write the name of a person of the opposite or same sex.
2) Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3) Your first initial?
4) Your month of birth?
5) Which color do you like more black or white?
6) Name of person of the same sex as you?
7) Your favorite number?
8) Do you like California or Florida more?
9) Do you like the lake or ocean more?
10) Write down a wish (a realistic one)
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THE ANSWERS
1) You are completely in love with this person.
2) If you chose:
Red- you are alert and your life is full of love.
Black- you are conservative and aggressive.
Green- your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue- you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow- you are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3) If your initial is:
A-K you have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R you try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z you like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4) If you were born in:
Jan-Mar The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you will fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-June You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec Your love life will not be too great but will eventually find your soul mate.
5) If you choose:
Black- your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White- you will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6) This person is your best friend.
7) This is how many close friends you have in your life time.
8) If you choose:
California- you like adventure.
Florida- you are a laid back person.
9) If you choose:
Lake- you are loyal to your friends and to your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean- You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10) This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour




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FACTS FOR GUYS:
When a girl says she likes you,
she wants you to ask her out.

When a girl misses u, she's afraid to see
how your
new girl looks, she's dreading the fact that
ur not
hers anymore

When u break a girls heart, she still feels
it when
bumping heads 3 years later

When a girl just stares deep into your
eyes, she's
HOPING that your hers and only hers ( it
shows
how much she cares: eyes never lie)

When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind.

When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around.

When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a
few
seconds,
she is not at all fine.

When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so
wonderful.

When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl says, "I'll love you forever, "
she means it.

When a girl says that she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future.

When a girl says, "I miss you, "
no one in this world can miss you more
than that






FACTS FOR THE WOMEN:

When a guy calls u
he wants to be with you

When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong

When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few
minutes,
he means it

When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders
if you do?

When you're laying your head on a guy's
chest
he has the world

When a guy calls you everyday
he is in love

When a (good) guy say he loves you
he means it

When a guy says he can't live without you
he's with you till your done

When a guy says, "I miss you, "
he misses you more than you could have
missed him or any/everything else

IF YOU AGREE WITH THESE, REPOST THEM ON YOUR PAGE. IF YOU DISSAGREE, GO AWAY.
98% of teens are bringing sexy back. I'm part of the 2% where the sexy never left!



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Depression: Anger without Enthusiasm

Come to the dark side.....we have cookies and alchohol



Got a problem with me?
Solve it!
Think I'm trippin'?
Tie my shoes!
Can't stand me?
Sit your ass down!
Can't face me?
Turn the fuck around!

Humans are like slinkies. Basically useless, but oh so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.



Somebody told me it was illegal to kill somebody just because they pissed you off.......crap......

Stupid should HURT


How to impress ME!?
Show up naked, and bring beer



Blondes tease. Brunettes please.



You can't make a person love you, You can only stalk them and hope for the best!



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If you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,
ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, best friend, family member, or just a
person you love, post this onto your page.





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~You're a great friend but if zombies chase us...I'm tripping you.~


~Its better to look stupid and keep your mouth shut than to open it and prove it~


"when life gives you apples make apple sauce, but when life gives you lemons squirt them in peoples’ eyes to make you feel better.".



~Kisses blown are kisses wasted. Kisses aren't kisses unless they are tasted. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated. So kiss me baby; I'm vaccinated.~



**Support Gay Rights**
put this up is you support gay rights
**Love is Love**



♀ + ♂ = ♥
♀ + ♀ = ♥
♂ + ♂ = ♥
Love is love




~31 things a guy should do~
1. Don't hug her friends or your friends that are girls cause she'll feel left out
2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.
3. Hug her from behind
4. Leave her voice messages to wake up.
5. Wrestle with her
6. Don't go hang out with your ex when shes not with you, you might not realize how badly it hurts her.
7. If you're talking to another girl, when you're done talking, walk over and
hug her and kiss her.... let her know she's yours and they aren't.
8. Write her notes or call her just to say "hi"..and not just at night after you've already been out with other girls.
9. Introduce her to your friends . . . as your girlfriend.
10. Play with her hair.
11. Pick her up
12. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn't like it.
13. Make her laugh, if you can make her laugh, you can make her do
anything.
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her.
16. If you care about her, then tell her
17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal(she'll hug it every time she goes to sleep), jewelry (she'll treasure it forever), and one of his t-shirts (she'll most likely wear it to bed). this one is soo true
18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile.
20. Hang out with her on weekends
21. Kiss her in the rain
22. Kiss her just for the heck of it
23. If your listening to music, let her listen too.
24. Remember her birthday and get her something, even if
its simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. it means all the world to HER. it's the thought that counts.
25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't (it'll make her happy.)
26. Always call her when you say you will, it may not seem like it, but it does hurt her and makes her think you don't care so call even if you can only talk for a minute. Girls don't necessarily have to have hour-long conversations every night but its nice for us to hear your voice even for a quick hello.
27. Give her what she wants
28. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
29. Tell her shes beautiful, she needs to know her striving is working.
30. Hang out with her whenever you are free and u should be free to hang
with your girlfriend all the time
31. If u care about her...SHOW her!




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you have been poked by a crazy person please it is in your best interest that you go to your nearest doctor and get the affected area checked out for you could go crazy or worse. I am in no way responsible for your currant condition because the zombies told me to do it.
ARE YOU CRAZY? THEN PASTE THIS ON YOUR PAGE!



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Kid and a Cop
a city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl stopped beside him on her new shiny bike.

“Nice bike” the cop said “did Santa bring it to you?”

“Yep,” the little girl said, “he sure did!”

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying “Next year tell Santa to put a reflector on the back of it.”

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, “Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?”

“Yes, he sure did,” chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, “Next year tell Santa the d!ck goes underneath the horse, not on top.




HAHA UNICORNS AND PURPLE HIPPOS ARE FLYING ACROSS THE PAGE!!!!!!! RANDOM PEOPLE RULE

ArmyBrat17 sends love and says "LEAVE MY GIRL ALONE"