Skwisgaar Skwigelf• Show poetry

well, im a 17 year old Atheist, who likes listening to ICP, making me a proud Juggalo. I like playing the guitar, i also sing alot,playing with my Band Black Reqiume. I am also a very antisocial person, making me very loney. i also write animes, write songs, playing kingdom hearts 2, and ratchet and clank. My Main Musical Influence is Dethklok and ICP.
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Some of my favorite songs.

Free Willie by the kottonmouth kings

This songs going out to an american hero
And anybody else who has ever been harrassed or arrested for smoking the beautiful plant
Marijuana

[Chorus]
Ohhh willie nelsons not a criminal
He was busted with some shrooms and with some weed
(outlaw deperado)
Ohhh willie nelsons not a criminal
So wont you let old willie be free
(drinking whiskey out the bottle)

He was just average man with the plan of freedom thinking
Good times and good vibes yo was what he was bringing
But still the goverment thought willie was a threat
So they picked on old willie and put him in serious debt
Took his house and his cars but couldnt take his guitar
Tried to push a good man on his face in the yard
But willie stood strong and he can correct
Paid off the taxman with a flag around his head
A true patriot the one to start a formate
And made sure the farmers of today are getting fairly paid
A rebel in his hay still a rebel to this day
A true inspiration for the youth of today
So i say to everybody come and pay your respect
To willie nelson and think where a thritieth check gooess
Cause its going down the drain to fight wars over seas and enemies on scene

[Chorus x2]
Ohhh willie nelsons not a criminal
He was busted with some shrooms and with some weed
(outlaw deperado)
Ohhh willie nelsons not a criminal
So wont you let old willie be free
(drinking whiskey out the bottle) on [x2] (and it could happen to you or me)

Yo willie nelson, hes a legend, hes smokes buds like the bubba cloud ?? you know the
Government, they dont like him, cuz he smoked a joint on the roof of the white house
He puffs clouds, he gets high, hes a rebel for the cause you know he feels the vibes, oh
Willie willie youre a friend of mine, wore the red bandana like the game when he rhymes, he got
The guitar pick, you know he drinks wine, got things in common like boozin in kind, music for
The mind, freedom of speech, blue jeans rocker flannel with the long sleeves, green trees this
And that, the simple things in life like barbequing in the back, yardd being free smoking weed
Writing books only god can judge me

[Chorus]
Ohhh willie nelsons not a criminal
He was busted with some shrooms and with some weed
(outlaw deperado)
Ohhh willie nelsons not a criminal
So wont you let old willie be free
(drinking whiskey out the bottle)

Ohhhh
Oh willie nelson
Oh willie nelson
Busted with shrooms and with weed
Ohhhh
Oh willie nelson
Oh willie nelson
Will you let old willie be free
Ohhhh

The Riddle Box by Insane Clown Posse

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to your death! now lets see where youre
Headed, turn the crank!
And experience whats in store for you, deep within the mighty riddle box!(w/echo)

(chorus):
He hehe he he he he he hehe heh-heh-heh! da jokes on you! (hehe riddle box!)
He hehe he he he he he hehe heh-heh-heh! da jokes on you! (hehe riddle box!)

Wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked clownz... hey,
Im violent j. and Im here, well Im here to kick yo ass.
We, the wicked juggalos, we juggle those who live like hoes and chose...
The express route, one way. straight down the spiral twist to the riddle box.

(chorus)
(chorus)

Hey, whats up motherfucker!
This is shaggs 2 dope congratulatin you...
For openin the box. the riddle box.
It looks like you received your prize. the cost?
Well the cost was your life! bitch-boy!
Ah ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha ha ha

(chorus)

Tell me sir, what can you do? it looks like the jokes on you. (repeat 4x mixed w/

Cmon on down and turn the crank.
Lets see where your soul will spend the rest of eternity.
Whats it gonna be, mister? heaven or hell?
The bonus or the bones!
Turn the crank and lets find out.
Cmon on down, mister, you dont have anything to be scared of do you, sir?
So whats gonna pop out of the mighty riddle box?
Spin the crank and lets find out. whadda ya say?
Step right up. whos first? whos brave enough
To step into their new eternal destiny?
Surely someone must be confident,
That their life wasnt totally evil.
Step right up and seal your fate.

The Little Yellow Bus by Insane Clown Posse

[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
When I was a little boy they used to laugh at the mini bus
We was special wasn't many of us
Where did we get to go all day? We went to happy land
See me pressed up on the glass smillin' waving my hand
I like y'all in a hurry tryin' ta get to go where y'all go
Our little special yellow bus grip through town extra slow
We don't get shot in our class we happy all damn day
You see the little yellow bus comin' fuck out the way

[Violent J:]
I'm in the little yellow bus who wants us to pick 'em up
Come on
Scoop us up
Come on and scoop us up
I'm in the little yellow bus who wants us to pick 'em up
Come on
Scoop us up
Come on and scoop us up

[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
All these bitches never see me I waggle my penis
I'm ridding in the little yellow bus 'cause I'm a fucking genius
We got our own class and y'all ain't got ta pass
You might see us threw window if ya cut across the grass
But that's all you will get we on some high level shit
Get back to your class with the masses where you're easy to forget
I'm in the little yellow bus ridding on that bitch laughing
Oblivious to the wicked world outside and what's happenin'

[Violent J:]
I'm in the little yellow bus who wanna ride wit me
Come on
Scoop us up
Come on and scoop us up
I'm in the little yellow bus who wanna ride wit me
Come on
Scoop us up
Come on and scoop us up

[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Lights flash when we grippin' by 'cause we in here whillin'
We livin' on our own shit while y'all worry 'bout stylin'
We ridin' on past sometimes haters try to diss us
By we so fucking happy we can't help but let it miss us
We floating on the chain we ain't gotta maintain
We in our little yellow bus 'cause we ain't the same
We out here bendin' corners and we ain't fucking with stress
And where we're headed that's for only us to know and you to guess

[Violent J:]
I'm in the little yellow bus who wants us to pick 'em up
Come on
Scoop us up
Come on and scoop us up
I'm in the little yellow bus who wants us to pick 'em up
Come on
Scoop us up
Come on and scoop us up
I'm in the little yellow bus who wanna ride wit me
Come on
Scoop us up
Come on and scoop us up
I'm in the little yellow bus who wanna ride wit me
Come on
Scoop us up
Come on and scoop us up
The little yellow bus
Scoop us up
Come on and scoop us up
The little yellow bus
Uh
Scoop us up (come on)
Come on and scoop us up (come on)

Halls of Illusions by Insane Clown Posse

Ticket please, thanks, walk through the doors,
Into the halls of illusion and visit yours,
To see what couldve, and shouldve, and wouldve been real,
But you had to fuck up the whole deal.
Lets take a walk down the hallway,
Its a long way, it takes all day,
And when we get to the end, ya find a chair,
With straps and chains, we slap you in there!
Lock you down tight, so you cant move a thread,
And, pull your eyelids up over your head!
Cuz youre about to witness an illusionary dream,
Its just too bad it aint worth seeing.
You walk in and see two kids on the floor,
Theyre playin nintendo, and hes got the high score,
And sittin behind them, chillin in the chair,
Is your wife, and you look, oh, you aint there!
Its some other man, and theyre hand in hand,
How she looks so happy, ya dont understand,
See, this is an illusion, it never came true
All because of you!
Back to reality and what youre about,
Your wife cant smile, cuz you knocked her teeth out!
And she cant see straight from gettin hit,
Cuz youre a fat fuckin drunk piece of shit!
But its all good, here, come have a beer,
Ill break the top off and, and shove it in your ear!
And your death comes wicked, painful, and slow
At the hands of milenko!
(chorus
Great milenko, wave your wand!
(dont look now, your life is gone)
This is all because of you!
(what you got yourself into)
(end chorus)
(chorus)
Look whos next, its mr. clark,
The dirty old man from the trailer park.
Ya got your ticket? thanks, take your coat off,
And later on, why not? Ill rip your throat off.
Lets take a walk down the hallway,
Its a long way, it takes all day,
And when ya get to the end, ya find a chair,
Ya see all the blood? yeah, ya boy was just here!
We get all different kind of people comin through,
Richies, chickens, and bitches just like you!
In the halls, everybody gets a turn,
To sit and witness your illusion before ya burn!
What do we have here? oh dear!
No way! it looks like ya kids in the arcade
Ya daughters chillin up in college, top grades,
And your sons a fuckin doctor, phat pay!
They got family, the kids, and its all good!
They even coach little league in the neighborhood!
Is this true? have ya really seen the holy ghost?
Naw, bitch! not even close!
Back to reality, your sons on crack!
And your daughters got nut stains on her back!
And they both fuckin smell like shit,
And live in the gutter,
And sell crack to each other.
When they were kids, youd beat em and leave em home!
And even whip em with the cord of the telephone!
And that reminds me man, hey you got a call!
Watch your step to hell, its a long fall.
(chorus)
(chorus)
Its time to pack up and move to the next town.
But we forgot mr. bigot,
Okay, dig it,
We cant show ya an illusion, cuz were all packed, but...
Ill still cut your neck out! hows that?
(chorus)

and now for some quotes...........

favorite quotes
of all the things ive lost i miss my mind the most...

ozzy osboune..

these are not the things a jedi craves

silent bob

boredom is the 1st step on the road to relapse

jay

where do you get such wonderful toys???? jay

To each his own.-Green goblin from spider-man

God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.-Robin Williams

Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas.-unknown

Being with children is like hanging out with miniature drunks.-Johnny Depp

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.-Robin Williams

A friend bails you out of jail. A true friend is sitting beside you saying, That was awesome!-My buddy Clifford

When a human has somone to protect his power grows exponentally.-Inuyasha: the movie 3 swords of an honorable ruler

Stay true to your light at least that way you can see were your going.-My buddy Clifford

If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you-Anonymous

Take from the bitch, give to thyself.-My buddy Clifford

we skip class to get some ass.- The stifler family crest.

If you say im crazy, then who is the special one????.-me

1616/2x10-72= what?? do this on 2 calculators and put them together.-me

ahh, women, the only thing to make life interesting.-Miroku

i belive that if you are overweight and are wearing a shirt that says ''no fat chicks'', instead you should be wearing a tshirt that says ''I whipped anerexia`s ass''
-jeff foxworthy

rehab is for quitters.-some tshirt

i need to take the browns to the super bowl.-larry the cable guy.

i dont love women, ilove nuke`n, and tater-tots. -lil bush.

it is better to die like a tiger then live like a fluffy little kitty cat.-
master wong.

you can be friends with girls....but dont take it too far-
my dad.

what would captin morgan do???-me

what would captin morgan say???-me

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